How is he not dead?

[zitothebrave]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/03/world/meast/saudi-arabia-obesity/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

I mean seriously, how can you weigh almost 3/4 of a ton, and not just be dead. Like I can't imagine in my mind weight 500 pounds without being dead.

[The Chosen One]

Sounds to me like you were tempted to get around that weight, and wondered if you'd still be able to live and eat Cheesesteaks.

[zitothebrave]

I don't know how you can get to that weight. Aside from not moving even a tiny bit. When I was at my most ridiculous eating and drinking I couldn't gain more than a handufl of pounds a month.

[Oklahomahawk]

Keith Richards in the news again???