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zitothebrave
02-16-2014, 10:31 PM
Pastor who preaches that believers who're anointed by God can't be poisoned by snakes, dies of snake bite (http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/16/us/snake-salvation-pastor-bite/index.html?hpt=hp_c2)

My favorite part of the article, is this line "...his adult son, Little Cody."

50PoundHead
02-16-2014, 10:57 PM
Hey! They stole that from one of the subplots in last season's "Justified."

sturg33
02-17-2014, 09:32 AM
Keeping it classy by making fun of people who die.

zitothebrave
02-17-2014, 09:49 AM
**** if I care. This guy deserves a Darwin IMO. And if any of his "believers" leave the snake handling practice because of him, then this death wasn't in vain because there's nothing dumber than people doing that.

sturg33
02-17-2014, 09:52 AM
**** if I care. This guy deserves a Darwin IMO. And if any of his "believers" leave the snake handling practice because of him, then this death wasn't in vain because there's nothing dumber than people doing that.

So all dumb people deserve to die?

Where did you stand on the movie theater popcorn case, again?

zitothebrave
02-17-2014, 09:57 AM
So all dumb people deserve to die?

Where did you stand on the movie theater popcorn case, again?

WTF kind of retarded comparison is that?

I'm not even gonna attempt to grace that with any attempt at addressing why it's so stupid because if you can't see it you never will.

God what a dumb ****ing post.

sturg33
02-17-2014, 09:58 AM
WTF kind of retarded comparison is that?

I'm not even gonna attempt to grace that with any attempt at addressing why it's so stupid because if you can't see it you never will.

God what a dumb ****ing post.

You said that dumb people need to go the way of Darwin, no?

zitothebrave
02-17-2014, 10:00 AM
You said that dumb people need to go the way of Darwin, no?

You're a twit. There's really no other way of putting it. Wow I can't believe you're trying to justify that moronic post. Holy hell.

sturg33
02-17-2014, 10:08 AM
You're a twit. There's really no other way of putting it. Wow I can't believe you're trying to justify that moronic post. Holy hell.

LOL. You mad?

1. Zito makes fun of man who dies
2. I say "classy post"
3. Zito says "**** if I care - guy deserved it"
4. I ask "so dumb people deserve to die? And provide an example of a dumb person being killed that Zito was firmly against (point out your hypocrisy as always)
5. Zito gets really mad and throws a hissy fit


Seems about right.

Why don't you just admit you take pleasure in this dude dying simply because of his religious beliefs? Don't back down. Stand by it!

Or you can answer my question - do you think dumb people deserve to die?

zitothebrave
02-17-2014, 10:19 AM
I think people who do dumb ****, especially dumb **** over time, and die don't deserve my respect. If someone dies playing russian roulette, should I feel bad? If this was someone from his church who he taught this moronic belief to I'd feel bad because they fell under the charm of a snake oil salesman and they paid for his stupidity.

And your analysis of this back and forth is humorous as well.

I never even implied that I thought it was funny you assumed it was. I found it highly ironic. Only part I found funny and posted is that his adult son is called "Little Cody"

I choose not to fall into your dumb argument and you think that I'm throwing a hissy fit.

You're posting moronic ****. I'm pointing it out.

This "debate" is over. You said something dumb, stop trying to justify it.

sturg33
02-17-2014, 10:22 AM
Whatever you say, guy.

I have to get back work... working on a $42M deal!

zitothebrave
02-17-2014, 10:23 AM
Whatever you say, guy.

I have to get back work... working on a $42M deal!

Kudos. Hopefully you close it.

50PoundHead
02-17-2014, 10:29 AM
No offense sturg33, but aren't you a guy who is always wanting people to take responsibility for their actions and accept the the consequences whatever they may be?

sturg33
02-17-2014, 11:32 AM
No offense sturg33, but aren't you a guy who is always wanting people to take responsibility for their actions and accept the the consequences whatever they may be?

Sure. the guy was dealing with a deadly animal and should have known what could have happened... doesn't mean I'm going to laugh at the fact that he died...

Dalyn
02-17-2014, 03:52 PM
What a Coots.

BedellBrave
02-17-2014, 04:08 PM
Can't resist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGNmY9-M2RE

Gary82
02-17-2014, 04:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QA8ck.jpg

Sorry, Homer. I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler.

jpx7
02-17-2014, 05:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/QA8ck.jpg

Sorry, Homer. I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler.

/thread

Oklahomahawk
02-17-2014, 05:55 PM
I don't know guys, I know a WHOLE BUNCH of politicians, liberal and conservative writers, and numerous radio and TV personalities I'd absolutely LOVE to convert to this wonderful sect.