Introductions are in order.

[The Chosen One]

I'd like to announce that I have brokered a deal to make PatioDaddio from Scout, an Assistant Admin here,

He will starting today, refer new members over here from scout and be an integral part of the community.

Give him all a warm welcome. I've been working on this acquisition for weeks. He's run the site before, so administrative duties on his behalf will be helpful as I'm swamped at work.

[PatioDaddio]

Much appreciated SAV. Everything in the past stays in the past I'd want. For certain reasons I cannot unban everyone from Scout to save face. It's been pretty ****ing boring over there, I just finally said **** it. I will refer whoever I can here to this site from Scout, that place is a dumpster.

[PatioDaddio]

No hard feelings to anybody here that had a beef in the past, the job now is workinng forward to make this site work.

[Julio3000]

I so ****ing nailed this.

[weso1]

I'm just glad we have a decent admin over here now.

[PatioDaddio]

And yes all you dweebs, I turned off my PM's to not have to listen to your ****ing complaints. I ain't no soapbox.

[The Chosen One]

I'm glad everything has worked out for the best. Let's start off the season on a great note ladies and gents.

[zitothebrave]

How convenient this announcement was delayed a day. Everyone just move on.

[The Chosen One]

How convenient this announcement was delayed a day. Everyone just move on.

I didn't get back in town until last night.

[zitothebrave]

I didn't get back in town until last night.

And everyone knows that you only get internet at home.

[The Chosen One]

And everyone knows that you only get internet at home.

I've been posting on my phone since Friday. Haven't had access to a computer until this morning.

[zitothebrave]

I've been posting on my phone since Friday. Haven't had access to a computer until this morning.

Yup, only way to access the internet.

[weso1]

I think this board is ready to take off now under such strong leadership. The sky is the limit.

[PatioDaddio]

I think this board is ready to take off now under such strong leadership. The sky is the limit.

I can have a drink to that.

[gilesfan]

Patio, what do you ALWAYS pm me about?

[zitothebrave]

Patio, what do you ALWAYS pm me about?

Pickup lines you use to pickup alter boys?

[PatioDaddio]

Patio, what do you ALWAYS pm me about?

Sticking my **** in your ****ing *** **** *******.

SAV has directed me not to ban anyone unless needed. Whatever that means.

[weso1]

Sticking my **** in your ****ing *** **** *******.

SAV has directed me not to ban anyone unless needed. Whatever that means.

I'll give you a few example of what it means.

- Talking out of turn. That's a bannin.
- Complain about a brave. That's a bannin.
- Complain about admin. You better believe that's a bannin.

[PatioDaddio]

I'll give you a few example of what it means.

- Talking out of turn. That's a bannin.
- Complain about a brave. That's a bannin.
- Complain about admin. You better believe that's a bannin.

oh yeah smartass. how about you tell me what the **** else it means lady.

[NinersSBChamps]

Welp. Looks like I need to find another Braves board here pretty quickly. I will probably be the first one to get Patio'd.

[The Chosen One]

:facepalm:

[The Chosen One]

Welp. Looks like I need to find another Braves board here pretty quickly. I will probably be the first one to get Patio'd.

You're good. Just make sure no more BJ Upton is a black waste of space.

[weso1]

oh yeah smartass. how about you tell me what the **** else it means lady.

ban?

[DirkPiggler]

4/1

[PatioDaddio]

ban?

Your lucky SAV told me no.

[Tapate50]

I can have a drink to that.

I bet you will...

[yeezus]

April Fools

[NinersSBChamps]

April Fools

Yeah that's what I say too.

[NinersSBChamps]

What deal did you broker? We poached that board pretty much to extinction. We don't need his help.

[Tapate50]

What deal did you broker? We poached that board pretty much to extinction. We don't need his help.

I think he was just trying to use big words and phrases to make it seem important.

[zitothebrave]

What deal did you broker? We poached that board pretty much to extinction. We don't need his help.

3 handies and a Bossman per week and a biweekly colonoscopy.

[NinersSBChamps]

I think he was just trying to use big words and phrases to make it seem important.

I am just trying to figure out when the big announcement is coming.

[The Chosen One]

What deal did you broker? We poached that board pretty much to extinction. We don't need his help.

With Meta being MIA for months, and my work schedule about to pick up with Spring and Summer, I need someone experienced to handle the board while I'm not able to lurk day and night.

[jpx7]

This is really perplexing, because I was pretty sure I was PatioDaddio.

[zitothebrave]

This is really perplexing, because I was pretty sure I was PatioDaddio.

So SAV took over your other personality? Damn that ****'s contageous.

[The Chosen One]

So SAV took over your other personality? Damn that ****'s contageous.

lol wut

[NinersSBChamps]

With Meta being MIA for months, and my work schedule about to pick up with Spring and Summer, I need someone experienced to handle the board while I'm not able to lurk day and night.

Can you teach me tennis? I try to model my game after Michael Chang.

[yeezus]

With Meta being MIA for months, and my work schedule about to pick up with Spring and Summer, I need someone experienced to handle the board while I'm not able to lurk day and night.

Now I buy it even less.
Sorry for ruining the fun.

[The Chosen One]

Now I buy it even less.
Sorry for ruining the fun.

:confused:

[NinersSBChamps]

Now I buy it even less.
Sorry for ruining the fun.

Yep. This isn't true.

[zitothebrave]

Can you teach me tennis? I try to model my game after Michael Chang.

That's your problem. Asian's can't play tennis, they lack the size to dominate. if Federer was from China he wuold have never amounted to diddly poo.

[Knucksie]

Inclination is to believe that this is April Fool's, and that the Padio Daddio here is a fake account.

[yeezus]

Inclination is to believe that this is April Fool's, and that the Padio Daddio here is a fake account.

He's real, and he's spectacular.

[zitothebrave]

He's real, and he's spectacular.

If only Patio was Teri Hatchers boobs in the 90s

[Heyward]

Is this an April Fools joke?

:Sad:

[yeezus]

If only Patio was Teri Hatchers boobs in the 90s

don't make me google them at work.
god she is beyond sexy in that episode.

[The Chosen One]

Don't get you guys. I needed help on this site, Meta has been missing in action for a long time, and most of you declined the offer to help.

I go externally to find some help, and now it's a joke.

[Heyward]

Don't get you guys. I needed help on this site, Meta has been missing in action for a long time, and most of you declined the offer to help.

I go externally to find some help, and now it's a joke.

You never asked me :Alone:

[NinersSBChamps]

You never asked me :Alone:

Or me.

[zitothebrave]

don't make me google them at work.
god she is beyond sexy in that episode.

Yeah, I've never seen the Cool Surface, but I've seen parts of it.

[zitothebrave]

Or me.

Or me.

[The Chosen One]

You never asked me :Alone:


Or me.

Let's think about this for a second.

[NinersSBChamps]

Let's think about this for a second.

????

[The Chosen One]

????

The two posters with the hottest tempers and most confrontations with everyone else in the community... hmm.

[NinersSBChamps]

The two posters with the hottest tempers and most confrontations with everyone else in the community... hmm.

AUTiger is no slouch either.

I think Heyward and I would make extraordinary board royalty members.

[NinersSBChamps]

KL and PD are logged in at the same time. More proof that you can access the internet from something other than a computer.

[The Chosen One]

AUTiger is no slouch either.

I think Heyward and I would make extraordinary board royalty members.

I think if you two were made staff members, I'd lose 80% of my paid subscribers.

Thanks but no thanks. I've hired someone who has experience with paid subscriptions from scout.

[NinersSBChamps]

I think if you two were made staff members, I'd lose 80% of my paid subscribers.

Thanks but no thanks. I've hired someone who has experience with paid subscriptions from scout.

I wasn't serious. I would love to help out, but too many people hate me on here anyway. That and I don't really have any skills that would be of assistance.

[AerchAngel]

We are all famiglia, we even treat our step children like Steak Sauce with some dignity.

[jpx7]

Don't get you guys. I needed help on this site, Meta has been missing in action for a long time, and most of you declined the offer to help.

I go externally to find some help, and now it's a joke.

Now you're just digging the hole deeper: you never asked me for help.

[Heyward]

The two posters with the hottest tempers and most confrontations with everyone else in the community... hmm.

I get in arguments with people, doesnt mean i'd ban them all.

I dont hate anyone here.

[BRule]

Not your best work SAV.

[goldfly]

April Fools

[The Chosen One]

You guys couldn't be more wrong.

[Millwood1Hitter]

I don't understand what this means nor how it affects me? Can someone elaborate, please.

Also what a dissappointment, I guess, I was hoping that KL was in the know with Wren and was going to release a press statement saying something relevant, like you know, maybe an acquisition of Cliff Lee or Verlander or King Felix for Fredi's Harley or something.

[PawPawMaxwell]

Just saw this site up on EBay for sale. Some guy named Shanks has current high bid of $14.95. Dont ask me to link (I dont know how)

[bravesnumberone]

This must be what it would have felt like if America lost its independence 30 years after the American Revolution.

[Julio3000]

So, how's the outreach to the grandmas coming?

[jpx7]

Just saw this site up on EBay for sale. Some guy named Shanks has current high bid of $14.95. Dont ask me to link (I dont know how)

Well I earn $7k+ a day working from home (ask me how!), so maybe I should consider purchasing the site.

[clvclv]

Well I earn $7k+ a day working from home (ask me how!), so maybe I should consider purchasing the site.

That being the case, how about helping me become a "paid subscriber"?!?!?

:eusa_dance:

[PatioDaddio]

Dont tread lightly.

[Krgrecw]

Patio, always wondered when you and Bill got it on, which one was the bitch? Or did you both take turns being a bitch?

[jsebe10]

Why would you want that clown as an admin on something you created? He single handily ruined a paying board himself...just imagine what he's going to do with the free one! Hell, I will help with Admin stuff if you were that desperate!! I hope to god that this is a sick April fools joke, I really do , or I'll be the first to take off. That guy was first class all American douche... I came here to get away from that self richeous nut tumor.

[NinersSBChamps]

Why would you want that clown as an admin on something you created? He single handily ruined a paying board himself...just imagine what he's going to do with the free one! Hell, I will help with Admin stuff if you were that desperate!! I hope to god that this is a sick April fools joke, I really do , or I'll be the first to take off. That guy was first class all American douche... I came here to get away from that self richeous nut tumor.

Agreed. Now go look at the woof woof thread in bbq forum.

[bravesnumberone]

Why would you want that clown as an admin on something you created? He single handily ruined a paying board himself...just imagine what he's going to do with the free one! Hell, I will help with Admin stuff if you were that desperate!! I hope to god that this is a sick April fools joke, I really do , or I'll be the first to take off. That guy was first class all American douche... I came here to get away from that self richeous nut tumor.

This is the best phrase ever said on this board.

[jpx7]

He single handily ruined a paying board himself...just imagine what he's going to do with the free one!

Where is this "free" board you mention? Or, are you perhaps unwittingly behind on your dues?

[Knucksie]

An irate PM just arrived from PD that I'd insulted him. This has to be real.

[NinersSBChamps]

An irate PM just arrived from PD that I'd insulted him. This has to be real.

No he would have banned you and turned off his PM as well.

[Mad Dog Murph]

Well, I guess I will be getting my Braves news from somewhere else. Peace out. Contact me when you come to your senses or admit this is an April Fools joke. If it is true, for some insane reason, I am out like a fat kid playing dodge ball.

[PawPawMaxwell]

Well I earn $7k+ a day working from home (ask me how!), so maybe I should consider purchasing the site.


Quit wasting time here. Get some overtime and buy the TEAM, fire Fredi, replace Wren with Zito, turn the draft over to 50 pound, ban Shanks from the club house, put Heyward and AU on notice. Enough for one day.

[BRule]

It's going to be funny when SAV loses posters because they think this is real. LOLz all around.

[AUTiger7222]

I never posted on Scout so I don't know who you are Patio so you're good with me. At least right now while I don't know you. LOL.

[AerchAngel]

We are not on speaking terms and he has me on ignore. Shunned by that board and was shunned here at the beginning. But I paid my pittance and now the Office Guy and no not the Indian guy.


Did anyone visit their game thread?

[cajunrevenge]

Patio, you never sent me any angry messages. WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME!

[Runnin]

We are not on speaking terms and he has me on ignore. Shunned by that board and was shunned here at the beginning. But I paid my pittance and now the Office Guy and no not the Indian guy.


Did anyone visit their game thread?
You're still being shunned.

[Dalyn]

I never posted on Scout so I don't know who you are Patio so you're good with me. At least right now while I don't know you. LOL.

Ban.

[zitothebrave]

Quit wasting time here. Get some overtime and buy the TEAM, fire Fredi, replace Wren with Zito, turn the draft over to 50 pound, ban Shanks from the club house, put Heyward and AU on notice. Enough for one day.

I can get behind that, have me as GM, SAV as hitting coach, I would also accept being manager so I can be the fat guy wearing the uniform looking ridiculous.

[zitothebrave]

It's going to be funny when SAV loses posters because they think this is real. LOLz all around.

Yeah. Just a general cluster**** that only SAV would get himself into.

[MadduxFanII]

On a completely unrelated note, I don't think I've ever mentioned that my real first name is Bill.

[Julio3000]

Sticking my **** in your ****ing *** **** *******.

SAV has directed me not to ban anyone unless needed. Whatever that means.

I mean, to give credit where credit is due, he nailed it.

[Julio3000]

On a completely unrelated note, I don't think I've ever mentioned that my real first name is Bill.

How's your premium content?

[Knucksie]

Patio, you never sent me any angry messages. WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME!

You're nobody until you've been read the riot act. I was once banned and unbanned twice at the same time for "insulting" him and his authority before it even came to my attention. Of course, there was never even the slighest indication about what the whole ordeal was even about.

[thethe]

I for one welcome the old and revered PD.

[Tapate50]

He isn't going to try and bring all those old geezer GILF's over here he tried to bring to Scout is he?

[The Chosen One]

I regretfully inform the Chop Country community, that Patio has resigned effective immediately. I did not like what I saw out of him on his first day, nor did he appreciate the foul and unwarranted comments against him. It's a mutual understanding to part ways at this time.

I thanked him for all of his hard work and wished him the best on behalf of our community here.

[thethe]

I regretfully inform the Chop Country community, that Patio has resigned effective immediately. I did not like what I saw out of him on his first day, nor did he appreciate the foul and unwarranted comments against him. It's a mutual understanding to part ways at this time.

I thanked him for all of his hard work and wished him the best on behalf of our community here.

Beginning of the end for this community!

[zitothebrave]

I regretfully inform the Chop Country community, that Patio has resigned effective immediately. I did not like what I saw out of him on his first day, nor did he appreciate the foul and unwarranted comments against him. It's a mutual understanding to part ways at this time.

I thanked him for all of his hard work and wished him the best on behalf of our community here.

You just never know when to quit huh?

[jpx7]

I regretfully inform the Chop Country community, that Patio has resigned effective immediately.

http://www.gcpr.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photobucket-shocked.gif

[MadduxFanII]

How's your premium content?

Baby, it'll blow your mind.

[NinersSBChamps]

KL just stop already. I think perhaps 10 percent off the community actually believed your little prank.

[The Chosen One]

You guy are haters. The inmates don't run the asylum here.

[AerchAngel]

Methinks it was a good parody

[zitothebrave]

You guy are haters. The inmates don't run the asylum here.

Ummm. Well ummm. Ok that joke is just too easy, I'm gonna back off.

[Knucksie]

Just for ****s & giggles, I scanned the main board at Scout. The last post on most of the threads were from PD. Wonder if he's still contragulating his moderators on a job well done?

[The Chosen One]

Zeets the only thing I will admit, is that you're a bigger buzzkill than me.

Holy cow, I think you spent 10 posts in this thread trying to prove this was a hoax. Pat yourself on the back why don't you.

Carpe's april fools thread you had to come in and say you don't believe anything ont he internet blah blah. Calm down! Chill! April Fools comes once a year! I dont' believe in Santa Claus, but I still buy gifts for Christmas to my nieces and tell them it's from Santa.

[Knucksie]

PD wouldn't have thought up an avatar that was that clever.

[NinersSBChamps]

Zeets the only thing I will admit, is that you're a bigger buzzkill than me.

Holy cow, I think you spent 10 posts in this thread trying to prove this was a hoax. Pat yourself on the back why don't you.

Carpe's april fools thread you had to come in and say you don't believe anything ont he internet blah blah. Calm down! Chill! April Fools comes once a year! I dont' believe in Santa Claus, but I still buy gifts for Christmas to my nieces and tell them it's from Santa.

Santa Claus isn't real?

[Runnin]

This is Roger and Kris Medlen in about 15 years. http://www.gcpr.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photobucket-shocked.gif