GDT #12, 4/13/'14: Braves (Harang) vs Nats (Gio); No Gattis, CJ, or Uggla

[sturg33]

Braves
1. Heyward rf
2. BUpton cf
3 Freeman 1b
4 JUpton lf
5 Simmons ss
6. Laird C
7 Pena 3b
8.Pastornicky 2b
9 Harang P

Nats
WHO CARES? Harang's gonna harang a shutout on them!

[nsacpi]

Uggla is 1 for 15 against Gio. Glad Fredi decided this was a good time to give Pastornicky a game.

[zitothebrave]

We'll be haranging tough with the division with a win today.

[AUTiger7222]

Simmons has done good work against Gio.

[Millwood1Hitter]

Fredi: "I wanna see what we got. Run me out there and see how they do."

[Heyward]

I like this lineup.

CJ has been struggling lately, Uggla could of course use a day-off and Pastor needs a start, and routine day-off for Gattis who has been hitting better lately however.

Will be tough vs Gio.

[nsacpi]

I like this lineup.

CJ has been struggling lately, Uggla could of course use a day-off and Pastor needs a start, and routine day-off for Gattis who has been hitting better lately however.

Will be tough vs Gio.

Pastornicky for Uggla makes sense given Uggla's record against Gio. CJ does look like he needs a day off but I would have put Pena in there on a day when a righty is going. Pena is not nearly as good from the right side.

[AUTiger7222]

Pastornicky for Uggla makes sense given Uggla's record against Gio. CJ does look like he needs a day off but I would have put Pena in there on a day when a righty is going. Pena is not nearly as good from the right side.

Oh crap! You're right, Pena is batting right-handed today. He's completely useless from that side and that's not an overstatement either. 11-for-89 for his career from that side.

[sturg33]

I don't like sitting Uggla after a good game

[Dalyn]

I don't like sitting Uggla after a good game

Yeah. Especially since Pena isn't as good from the right side. Just play Tyler at third.

[nsacpi]

I don't like sitting Uggla after a good game

Day game after long night game. 1 for 15 in his career against Gio.

[The Chosen One]

Bobby used to throw the B squad on getaway or Sunday afternoon games.

He personally told Fredi this.

[sturg33]

The only thing I like about the "B" lineup is that it's kind of like an insult to the Nats… "Hey, we're better than you, so we don't feel the need to play our best against you"

[Julio3000]

In about a hundred ABs vs LHP, Pena has featured an OBP akin to a BJ Upton batting average.

[Julio3000]

This is MLB.com's headline for today's game:

"Braves look to ride Harang's hot arm to sweep of rivals"

I don't even know where to start.

[drewdat]

This is MLB.com's headline for today's game:

"Braves look to ride Harang's hot arm to sweep of rivals"

I don't even know where to start.

Last night should have been "Braves dispose of Werthless Nats, look for series sweep."

[Julio3000]

Last night should have been "Braves dispose of Werthless Nats, look for series sweep."

No, that would have been WAY too good for mlb.com.

[Millwood1Hitter]

Fredi on putting Pena out there vs a lefty where he has struggled batting right handed.

"I wanna see if there is something there, we'll throw him in there against one if the better lefties in the game and see what he's got. We're looking for another right handed bat to go along with Laird, we don't have anyone else, we'll see if Ramiro is a fit here."

[Julio3000]

Nats seek great vengeance, Braves counter with furious Haranger.

[zitothebrave]

Fredi on putting Pena out there vs a lefty where he has struggled batting right handed.

"I wanna see if there is something there, we'll throw him in there against one if the better lefties in the game and see what he's got. We're looking for another right handed bat to go along with Laird, we don't have anyone else, we'll see if Ramiro is a fit here."

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OY621EwBLNI/UUO2901gyyI/AAAAAAAAOr4/1lkeS0L9jZY/s1600/Ernesto+Mejia+4.jpg

[Julio3000]

Fredi on putting Pena out there vs a lefty where he has struggled batting right handed.

"I wanna see if there is something there, we'll throw him in there against one if the better lefties in the game and see what he's got. We're looking for another right handed bat to go along with Laird, we don't have anyone else, we'll see if Ramiro is a fit here."

In order:

Nope. Why? Who? Duh. Nope.

[Julio3000]

Fredi on putting Pena out there vs a lefty where he has struggled batting right handed.

"I wanna see if there is something there, we'll throw him in there against one if the better lefties in the game and see what he's got. We're looking for another right handed bat to go along with Laird, we don't have anyone else, we'll see if Ramiro is a fit here."

Apparently, in the Republic of Fredistan, being a "right handed bat" is synonymous with "being right-handed and able to hold a bat."

[Dalyn]

Fredi on putting Pena out there vs a lefty where he has struggled batting right handed.

"I wanna see if there is something there, we'll throw him in there against one if the better lefties in the game and see what he's got. We're looking for another right handed bat to go along with Laird, we don't have anyone else, we'll see if Ramiro is a fit here."

I think I will respond to this elsewhere.

[Julio3000]

I think I will respond to this elsewhere.

What a good boy you are.

Also, mods: I was wondering if you thought it would be worthwhile to create a thread dedicated to people's complaints about people who are complaining about people who are complaining about people complaining about players in threads dedicated to complaining about players?

[Dalyn]

Apparently, in the Republic of Fredistan, being a "right handed bat" is synonymous with "being right-handed and able to hold a bat."

Fredi is a Cuban terrorist.

http://www.dreamindemon.com/wp-content/uploads/exploding-cigar.jpg

[Dalyn]

What a good boy you are.

Also, mods: I was wondering if you thought it would be worthwhile to create a thread dedicated to people's complaints about people who are complaining about people who are complaining about people complaining about players in threads dedicated to complaining about players?

Pretty soon our game threads will be as dead as Scout's.

[Julio3000]

Pretty soon our game threads will be as dead as Scout's.

No, just composed of 75% Wood jokes and 25% declarations of game/season over.

[Dalyn]

No, just composed of 75% Wood jokes and 25% declarations of game/season over.

We should DEFINITELY have a thread dedicated to Wood. Uncensored Wood. :flirty:

[Julio3000]

We should DEFINITELY have a thread dedicated to Wood. Uncensored Wood. :flirty:

BTW, 75% Wood isn't ideal, but usually gets the job done. Alex's outing last night was a good example.

[Julio3000]

Jesucristo, Chip. Now you are actually dressed and styled like a south american cartel jefe.

Wow.

[Millwood1Hitter]

Yeah but we don't have Jerry Staurk or whatever his name is to create topics and posts with twitter logs of stuff that happened 3 days ago.

Felt sorry for the guy, I mean today he'd be posting

#Santana looks great in Braves debut, goes 8 shutout innings

[Dalyn]

Yeah but we don't have Jerry Staurk or whatever his name is to create topics and posts with twitter logs of stuff that happened 3 days ago.

Felt sorry for the guy, I mean today he'd be posting

#Santana looks great in Braves debut, goes 8 shutout innings

:happy0157:

Wait until tomorrow. He has some great Wood jokes.

[Julio3000]

Yeah but we don't have Jerry Staurk or whatever his name is to create topics and posts with twitter logs of stuff that happened 3 days ago.

Felt sorry for the guy, I mean today he'd be posting

#Santana looks great in Braves debut, goes 8 shutout innings

So what was your handle over there?

[Hawk]

Y'all do know that PatioDaddio posts over here, right?

[Hawk]

DIE HARPER DIE

[Julio3000]

Jesucristo, Chip. Now you are actually dressed and styled like a south american cartel jefe.

Wow.

I wish I had a screencap of the open. For those of you who aren't watching . . . Chip is deeply tan, is rocking some fairly unkempt (for him) hair and an open-collared shirt. He's like a gold chain or a panama hat short of full narco monty.

[Millwood1Hitter]

No longer baseball on TBS on Sundays?

[Heyward]

No longer baseball on TBS on Sundays?

I'm sure there are, probably in a few more weeks i'd imagine.

[Hawk]

No longer baseball on TBS on Sundays?

I think the only time TBS does baseball anymore is during the playoffs.

Edit: Actually, they have the rights to the final 13 Sundays during the regular season, too.

[Julio3000]

Those sunglasses make Werth look even more douche-y.

Didn't really think that was possible.

[yeezus]

Man, that was a hanger by Harang. That could have been out of the park.

[Julio3000]

Oooh, that was a cookie.

C'mon, Aaron. I thought your arm was hot!

[Millwood1Hitter]

The last time I posted on scout was 2004? After I got into another argument with Shanks over evaluating our talent in the minors. Tried telling me Andy Pratt was similar to and was the next Steve Carlton. I kinda blew my top.

[Julio3000]

Man, that was a hanger by Harang. That could have been out of the park.

He definitely harung it.

[Julio3000]

The last time I posted on scout was 2004? After I got into another argument with Shanks over evaluating our talent in the minors. Tried telling me Andy Pratt was similar to and was the next Steve Carlton. I kinda blew my top.

K, buddy.

[Heyward]

Man, that was a hanger by Harang. That could have been out of the park.

Yep, got lucky, thought that was a gapper at first sight.

[Julio3000]

HOT ARM

[sturg33]

Was very pleased with the Harang signing when it happened... still am

[Julio3000]

Was very pleased with the Harang signing when it happened... still am

Encouraged, even?

[sturg33]

Encouraged, even?

Let's not get carried away

[Hawk]

I wasn't pleased with the Harang signing, and still don't have much faith in him.

[Julio3000]

I wasn't pleased with the Harang signing, and still don't have much faith in him.

But what if he's Hot Hand Harang?

[Hawk]

Nice AB by J.

[zitothebrave]

Great first PA by Heyward. Got jobbed a little by the ump.

[Julio3000]

Nats just play ****ty baseball.

[TURBO]

BJ bunted!!

[Hawk]

What the **** was Jason looking at? He should've scored on that.

Oh yeah, BJ UPTON FTW.

[Dalyn]

FINALLY!

[Julio3000]

Aiight. Anybody care to man up and un-say some stuff that's been said about BJ's habits, effort level, approach, etc?

[sturg33]

They didn't give him a hit?

[Heyward]

Gotta take advantage.

[jpack1]

BJ may be figuring this thing out. Chipper Jones may be the hero of the year if BJ gets it going good.

[Nerfherders]

The game is on MLB network, alternate channel. Sadly it the Nats coverage.

[Julio3000]

What the **** was Jason looking at? He should've scored on that.

Oh yeah, BJ UPTON FTW.

Yeah, the guy goes first to third on anything that touches the ground. He probably could've.

[Heyward]

Good hitting from Freeman, get him in, move BJ to 3rd.

[sturg33]

Freeman just crushes everything

[Julio3000]

They didn't give him a hit?

Bet they change it.

[zitothebrave]

Can't believe they kept throwing over the plate to Freddie, they're lucky they didn't give up more runs.

[sturg33]

JUP!!!!

[TDlxANDER]

Stay hot JUp

[Hawk]

Haha, wow. Justin Upton dude.

[Heyward]

Justin is locked in.

[Nerfherders]

April lives on.

[TURBO]

Wow. Why pitch to him right now??

[Julio3000]

LOL Gio pointing up.

[sturg33]

IF Fredi insists BJ in the 2- hole... I insist JUP in the clean up spot

[jpack1]

J Up is on fire. WOW.

[Dalyn]

:tchop::tchop::tchop:

[zitothebrave]

Lol Gio.

[Hawk]

Hurry Gio, there's still time to drink the PED shake that your father took delivery of.

[Krovahn]

So, I think we need to petition the government to change the name of every month to 'April'.

[Julio3000]

Ol' HOT ARM is in the dugout saying "That'll be enough, boys."

[TDlxANDER]

Ok...this is fun

[Hawk]

:pound:

[TURBO]

Can we play the Nats every game?

[Heyward]

Simba

[keithlaw]

lol nats are our bitches

[Julio3000]

Tumescence.

[gtcway]

From the Nats board:

Quote from: sportsfan882 on Today at 01:54:58 PM
Should walk Justin Upton here.

Yep.

freak the Braves.

[The Chosen One]

APRIL HAS ARRIVED

[sturg33]

Where is all the folks who were bitching about JUpton 5 days ago?

[jpack1]

Laird/ Fredi. Not good

[Julio3000]

April is the coolest month.

/JUp

[Julio3000]

Where is all the folks who were bitching about JUpton 5 days ago?

Yeah. Were is those folks?

[Heyward]

Damn, nasty hook to Laird.

[thethe]

Man. Upton is fun to watch when he is going well.

[The Chosen One]

Where is all the folks who were bitching about JUpton 5 days ago?
:fredi:

[thethe]

Where is all the folks who were bitching about JUpton 5 days ago?

Some of us still acknowledge he is a good player. I hope he can avoid the long stretches of downs this year because his ups are incredible.

[zitothebrave]

Man. Upton is fun to watch when he is going well.

#notastar

[Julio3000]

Can we play the Nats every game?

They're otherwise undefeated, remember? They're going to go 147-15.

[Hawk]

I've got to see a picture of Harang's wife.

[sturg33]

They're otherwise undefeated, remember? They're going to go 147-15.

I'm a little lost on the math here

[Julio3000]

I'm a little lost on the math here

If we play them 18 times, we'll win 15, right? I mean, we're not going to run the table against them or anything. They're just too good.

[sturg33]

If we play them 18 times, we'll win 15, right? I mean, we're not going to run the table against them or anything. They're just too good.

We play them 19 times, and they have won once against us already

[jpx7]

Y'all do know that PatioDaddio posts over here, right?

Hello.

[Julio3000]

We play them 19 times, and they have won once against us already

Seriously? You think I was gonna look that up?

[Hawk]

Hello.

< ------ :pimp:

[stpeteirish]

Where is all the folks who were bitching about JUpton 5 days ago?

bitching about Laird

[weso1]

Where is all the folks who were bitching about JUpton 5 days ago?

Where is they though?

[sturg33]

Seriously? You think I was gonna look that up?

Hey man... you pick on my grammar errors, I have to attack the math!

[Julio3000]

Chip LOVES the slo-mo shots of the chalk machine.

Big white lines . . .

[sturg33]

Where is they though?

they is somewhere

[Julio3000]

Hey man... you pick on my grammar errors, I have to attack the math!

I didn't think it was a grammatical error. I assumed it was racist.

/yeezus

;-)

[sturg33]

Uggla would had an inside the park bomb on that one

[Hawk]

Tyler looking great on the basepaths.

[yeezus]

Are you kidding me right now? This squad shows up for the Gnats. Jesus.

[The Chosen One]

Nice of yall to insult Patio. When he was here and I signed a deal to bring him over most of you were strongly against it. Now you make a mockery of it.

[Krovahn]

Two triples?

[stpeteirish]

Pastor's a good man on the bases, runs fast and smart.

[AUTiger7222]

Tyler Pastornicky is awesome!

[Dalyn]

:tchop: Hard not to like Tyler. Hope he sticks around.

[Heyward]

Well, up to Heyward.

[sturg33]

Heyward killed that... You hear the sound?

[AUTiger7222]

Heyward finally has a hit against the Nationals! It's about freaking time!

[Heyward]

Heyward all over that.

[Julio3000]

While we talking about it, where is the folks at what was bitching about Jason?

[zitothebrave]

Can't believe he threw a pitch over to Heyward. how dumb. Walk Heyward and hope Bossman hits into a double play or Ks.

[Hawk]

Haha Gio go back to Hialeah.

[Heyward]

Heyward killed that... You hear the sound?

Yes

[sturg33]

While we talking about it, where is the folks at what was bitching about Jason?

This actually made me laugh out loud

[AUTiger7222]

Twice in this series BJ should have been credited with a hit but wasn't.

[sentenza]

Gio who?

[sturg33]

Nice having Justin behind Freeman

[zitothebrave]

Me > Nats manager.

[keithlaw]

NO POWER

[sturg33]

Oh my...

[thethe]

FREEMAN IS AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!

[Heyward]

While we talking about it, where is the folks at what was bitching about Jason?

He has 4 hits on the year, encouraging though.

[AUTiger7222]

FREDDIE GO BOOM!!!!

[Julio3000]

This actually made me laugh out loud

/need for validation

[thethe]

Nice having Justin behind Freeman

Either order you make it...this needs to happen.

[Krovahn]

:)

[Hawk]

FSS just cut to commercial for like 5 seconds. That was weird.

[yeezus]

this **** is bananas

[Heyward]

M.V.P.

[Julio3000]

Gio, why you not point up to the sky?

[weso1]

Where is they though?

Didn't see julio's earlier post. too little too late.

[bravesnumberone]

There's clearly no way anyone can harang with Washington.

[CrimsonCowboy]

Gio Gonzalez for Cy Young!

[AUTiger7222]

WOW! That replay was awesome! Freddie and Gio's reaction!

[keithlaw]

Freeman currently has more HRs than Davis, Smoak, and Hosmer combined

[Heyward]

Gotta agree with sturg.

If we're gonna have BJ in the 2-hole.

JH, BJ, FF, JUp, CJ should be the top 5.

[Julio3000]

Justin 11-12.

[thethe]

Simmons hit that ball well.

[The Chosen One]

Fredi owns the Nationals.

[AUTiger7222]

Looks like Gio will be 0-6 against the Braves in his last 6 starts.

[yeezus]

Fredi owns the Nationals.

As does Justin.
As do the Braves.

[yeezus]

Has anyone spoken to giles? Is he ok?

[AUTiger7222]

No longer baseball on TBS on Sundays?

I was wondering the same thing.

[Hawk]

Hot Hand Harang bordering on SCALDING.

[jpack1]

When this team gets going it is something to watch.

[Hawk]

**** 'Bryce' Harper.

More like Bris Harper.

[Hawk]

Ok, they makes everything better.

[thethe]

Harper is a bad baserunner.

[TURBO]

hahahha Im having so much fun watching this.

[Julio3000]

**** 'Bryce' Harper.

More like Bris Harper.

Bris Harper cut down to size.

[CrimsonCowboy]

Wow Harper. That was absolutely moronic.

[AerchAngel]

What are the National announcers saying?

[AUTiger7222]

OUT! Sit down Harper! Nats put on a baserunning clinic against the Braves of what not to do.

[yeezus]

hahahahaha bryce

[Julio3000]

Harper Handles Harang, Hosed.

[Dalyn]

Stay frosty, Washington.

[Julio3000]

What are the National announcers saying?

That was somehow the fault of MLB or the umpiring crew.

[yeezus]

Harper is a bad baserunner.

very poor. how many mistakes is that this series alone?

[Heyward]

I was wondering the same thing.

They had it last year, i'm sure it will be up on TBS eventually, few weeks from now.

Unless TBS cancelled it's package with MLB for Sundays.

[sturg33]

What are the National announcers saying?

They're pretty much just accepting their fate.

Very complimentary of the Braves today. Seems like they know they're outmatched.

And they're laying into Harper now too

[The Chosen One]

We're the second youngest team in baseball. Scary.

[Heyward]

What are the National announcers saying?

FP said he had a bad jump but down 6 runs, 2 outs with your best hitter up, why steal?

They havent been that bad today, yet.

[sturg33]

We're the second youngest team in baseball. Scary.

Who's younger? Miami? Houston?

[gtcway]

What are the National announcers saying?

Pretty much speechless. Said you don't get thrown out at 2nd when you're down 6 runs.

[Julio3000]

I am so greedy for Freddie/Justin to come up again.

[AUTiger7222]

Crap! Pena robbed of his 12th career hit batting right-handed.

[AUTiger7222]

Who's younger? Miami? Houston?

Astros

[The Chosen One]

Who's younger? Miami? Houston?

Houston. Miami after us.

[Gary82]

Justin Upton and Freddie Freeman are scary. If they play like this in October, there would be no stopping us.

[The Chosen One]

Justin Upton and Freddie Freeman are scary. If they play like this in October, there would be no stopping us.

They wear the cap with an A on it.

[Gary82]

They wear the cap with an A on it.

They do.

[Gary82]

Actober.

[sturg33]

Harang has been our best pitcher...

[Julio3000]

Um, Hot Hand Harangasaurus.

[thethe]

How great of a signing does Harang look now?

[Julio3000]

He's going through the Nats like a hot knife through butter. A really unfortunate-looking, improbably hot knife.

[sturg33]

He's going through the Nats like a hot knife through butter. A really unfortunate-looking, improbably hot knife.

I love improbably hot knives

[TURBO]

David O'Brien ‏@ajcbraves 19s

B.J. Upton now credited with infield single, instead of sacrifice, in the first inning.

[Julio3000]

How great of a signing does Harang look now?

Harang looks like something from the bottom of the ocean. The signing looks pretty damned good.

[thethe]

The thing you like about Wren is that he isn't afraid to make a move and make it quick. He is very decisive and dropping Garcia in favor of Harang that late in the Spring looks like a stroke of brilliance,

[Heyward]

BJ heating up.

[AUTiger7222]

BJ! He's hot!

[CrimsonCowboy]

Lets all point and laugh at Bryce Harper again.

[Hawk]

Schadenfreude perfectly exemplified.

[Julio3000]

Crack a Lone Star for Chipper.

[sturg33]

BJ coming nicely

[TURBO]

So why didnt Chipper talk to BJ last year?

[AUTiger7222]

Screw you Gio!

[CrimsonCowboy]

Uh ohhhhhhhhhhh

[Heyward]

Oh ****, time for payback.

[buck7580]

Hope Freeman is ok.

[Krovahn]

That sounded very bad.

[thethe]

Oh man....please be fine.

[Dalyn]

:bowdown: Chipper.

[Hawk]

Was that intentional?

[Dalyn]

****ing hell. That's some bull****.

[AUTiger7222]

So why didnt Chipper talk to BJ last year?

He did. BJ just wouldn't listen to Chipper last year. Chipper said that last year BJ was worried about his feet when his hands were the main issue.

[thethe]

:bowdown: Chipper.

Hope he is ready to be in the dugout again soon.

[Julio3000]

Oh, somebody is gonna eat one.

[Five]

Are you ****ing kidding me? Someone better get ****ing drilled next inning. DRILLED.

[Heyward]

Who do we hit.

I say Werth.

[Dalyn]

That replay did not look good for his pinkie.

[Dalyn]

Who do we hit.

I say Werth.

This is the NL. Hit Gio.

[Hawk]

Who do we hit.

I say Werth.

Harper.

[Heyward]

Was that intentional?

Looked like it.

Even though Freeman wasnt watching his HR.

[Dalyn]

Was that intentional?

I sure think so.

[Heyward]

This is the NL. Hit Gio.

They hit our best player, time for payback.

[sturg33]

I don't think it was intentional. If it was, he wouldn't have arguing so much about the foul ball

[Gary82]

I certainly hope Freeman didn't break anything.

[Hawk]

Gio's reaction was weird.

[Julio3000]

Schadenfreude perfectly exemplified.

He's cost his team enough runs and outs during this series to just about account for a loss all by himself.

#superstar

[TURBO]

Lets let Walden hit somebody. I want it to hurt.

[Julio3000]

Gio's reaction was weird.

Dude seems to have a thing about pointing in the wrong direction.

[Lville21]

Do you miss your deer antler spray, Gio?

[Julio3000]

He was def trying to go up and in on him.

[Heyward]

Kevin Frandsen turns into Barry Bonds vs us.

[keithlaw]

Who do we hit.

I say Werth.

all of them

[Hawk]

Haha.

[Hawk]

http://www.red-hot-mama.com/images/uploads/harang-goth.jpg.pagespeed.ce.kf9v0xATix.jpg

[zitothebrave]

How come TLS can't get a debut. He cannot be worse than our current 2B options defensively.

[Hawk]

How come TLS can't get a debut. He cannot be worse than our current 2B options defensively.

Here we go ...

[yeezus]

http://www.red-hot-mama.com/images/uploads/harang-goth.jpg.pagespeed.ce.kf9v0xATix.jpg

Is that Aaron's wife?

[Julio3000]

http://www.red-hot-mama.com/images/uploads/harang-goth.jpg.pagespeed.ce.kf9v0xATix.jpg

Needs more eyeliner to be authentic . . . but still an improvement.

His Satanic Majesty, the Dark Lord Hothands.

[Hawk]

Is that Aaron's wife?

It's the first picture that came up when I googled 'Jennifer Harang' ... pretty conclusive if you ask me.

[Dalyn]

It's the first picture that came up when I googled 'Jennifer Harang' ... pretty conclusive if you ask me.

I posted it his first start. Great picture.

[Hawk]

I posted it his first start. Great picture.

Help me find a picture of his wife. I'm beginning to believe she actually doesn't exist.

[Julio3000]

It's the first picture that came up when I googled 'Jennifer Harang' ... pretty conclusive if you ask me.

Here's a pic. She's a tad difficult to see, because there's something in the foreground:

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff511/poinsett/moneypallet_zps3402aadd.jpg

[yeezus]

Here's a pic. She's a tad difficult to see, because there's something in the foreground:

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff511/poinsett/moneypallet_zps3402aadd.jpg

THAT'S MESSED UP MAN

[Dalyn]

Help me find a picture of his wife. I'm beginning to believe she actually doesn't exist.

I think this is her -

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0805/caught.in.the.act0523/images/11.jpg

[Heyward]

How come TLS can't get a debut. He cannot be worse than our current 2B options defensively.

Service time.

[Hawk]

I think this is her -

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0805/caught.in.the.act0523/images/11.jpg

Did Harang ever pitch in Korea? She's wearing an LG Twins uniform.

But if that's really his wife I am going to become a baseball player tomorrow.

[thethe]

We need more Pastor.

[AUTiger7222]

Great at-bat by Pastornicky!

[yeezus]

Great at-bat by Pastornicky!

Loving him today. Brings a lot to the table.