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nsacpi
05-12-2014, 05:18 PM
Braves
1. Heyward RF
2. J Upton LF
3. Freeman 1B
4. Johnson 3B
5. Laird C
6. BJ Upton CF
7. Simmons SS
8. Floyd P
9. Pena 2B

Giants
1. Pagan CF
2. Pence RF
3. Sandoval 3B
4. Morse 1B
5. Sanchez C
6. Crawford SS
7. Colvin LF
8. Hicks 2B
9. Lincecum P

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 05:20 PM
Expecting a massive performance from Laird tonight.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 05:30 PM
Oh, ****. FIF!

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff511/poinsett/gerald_fif_zps666bc1a5.jpg

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 05:34 PM
You guys are all going to be sleeping by the second inning.

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 05:37 PM
:facepalm:

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 05:52 PM
Why does Fredi think that Laird is a middle of the order hitter?

The Chosen One
05-12-2014, 05:59 PM
Why does Fredi think that Laird is a middle of the order hitter?
Best players in the heart of the order, biggest waist in the middle of the order.

jpx7
05-12-2014, 06:06 PM
Why does Fredi think that Laird is a middle of the order hitter?

It's a simple stratagem: All you have to do to make a player a middle-of-the-order hitter is to hit him in the middle of the order.

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 06:12 PM
It's a simple stratagem: All you have to do to make a player a middle-of-the-order hitter is to hit him in the middle of the order.

Fredi has always had these zen-like qualities. Unfortunately, very few around here appreciate them.

We're going to annihilate the Giants tonight thanks to Laird batting fifth.

By the way, I hope everyone realizes that fifth is literally the middle of the order. Not 3rd or cleanup.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 06:19 PM
Expecting a massive performance from Laird tonight.

He's been huge this year.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 06:19 PM
Like, you know, his mass.

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 06:25 PM
Laird and Harang have been massive all year.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 06:27 PM
Laird and Harang have been massive all year.

You can't really overemphasize just how enormous those guys have been since camp broke, and even before then.

rico43
05-12-2014, 06:27 PM
This just in: Marlins' Jose Fernandez has gone on the DL with an elbow strain. He has been flown back to Florida from the West Coast for further evaluation.

The spectre of Tommy John surgery arises again.

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 06:28 PM
I don't think anyone fully appreciates the magnitude of their contributions.

stpeteirish
05-12-2014, 06:41 PM
This just in: Marlins' Jose Fernandez has gone on the DL with an elbow strain. He has been flown back to Florida from the West Coast for further evaluation.

The spectre of Tommy John surgery arises again.

the possibility of him going 6-0 vs us this year just went down.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 06:48 PM
I don't think anyone fully appreciates the magnitude of their contributions.

I mean, not to belabor the point, but those two guys have been larger-than-life presences on the team this year. They've beefed up the club in a major way.

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 06:54 PM
You can't really overemphasize just how enormous those guys have been since camp broke, and even before then.

You could say they broke camp, even.

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 06:55 PM
Best players in the heart of the order, biggest waist in the middle of the order.

Then why is Justin Upton batting second?

Or, did you mean biggest waste?

rico43
05-12-2014, 06:57 PM
When a band starts as badly as this thread, they just stop and start over. I recommend a similar plan of action.

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 07:00 PM
When a band starts as badly as this thread, they just stop and start over. I recommend a similar plan of action.

I imagine that even the Beatles had false starts from time to time.

Actually, I have the recordings to prove it.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 07:04 PM
Then why is Justin Upton batting second?

Or, did you mean biggest waste?

Bravo.

GovClintonTyree
05-12-2014, 07:05 PM
He's been huge this year.

Like, 28, 29.





BMI.

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 07:05 PM
I'm hoping this thread is able to appropriately honor Laird's presence in the middle of the lineup. It does not happen every night. I call on everyone to give us their biggest effort.

#DoNotTradeTheLaird

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 07:06 PM
You could say they broke camp, even.

Oh my.

Camp didn't stand a chance.

GovClintonTyree
05-12-2014, 07:08 PM
I don't think anyone fully appreciates the magnitude of their contributions.

Oh, no question. They've been ****ing huge.

GovClintonTyree
05-12-2014, 07:09 PM
Oh my.

Camp didn't stand a chance.

Neither did wind.

Hulavol
05-12-2014, 07:11 PM
I like Pena in the 9 hole.
I think we might actually score some runs tonight! First beer cracked in preparation.

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 07:12 PM
It is worth noting that we have not had a single whine tonight about Gattis' absence from the lineup. We are off to a swimming start.

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 07:12 PM
I like Pena in the 9 hole.
I think we might actually score some runs tonight! First beer cracked in preparation.

Hula! What's the latest on Oso's knees.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 07:14 PM
I'm hoping this thread is able to appropriately honor Laird's presence in the middle of the lineup. It does not happen every night. I call on everyone to give us their biggest effort.

I guarantee that he'll come up big tonight. We know that, as a veteran leader, his opinion already carries immense weight with this team, and he's just bursting with baseball knowledge. Tonight we'll see just how much weight he carries. He may not put the fat part of the bat on the ball every time, but you just know that he plays hungry.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 07:16 PM
Neither did wind.

^^^^^

GovClintonTyree
05-12-2014, 07:16 PM
He does play hungry.

GovClintonTyree
05-12-2014, 07:18 PM
I like Pena in the 9 hole.
I think we might actually score some runs tonight! First beer cracked in preparation.

Beats Uggla in the 7 hole.

jpx7
05-12-2014, 07:21 PM
When a band starts as badly as this thread, they just stop and start over. I recommend a similar plan of action.

I don't know: I think we've attributed appropriate gravity to the subjects.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 07:23 PM
Beats Uggla in the 7 hole.

So Frank tells me to find a hole to put Uggla in and to keep him there, right? And six weeks later he tells me that he didn't mean a lineup spot. I mean, come on, Mr. General Manager! Don't be so damned cryptic next time.

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff511/poinsett/33040275-d1b2-4cc9-a940-75a89a30e3d4_zps3406f10f.jpg

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 07:23 PM
He does play hungry.

My fondest memory of Laird is him reaching down to grab some dirt before throwing out Dee Gordon in the playoffs last year. He is the biggest smartest old he coon out there. A little scrawny guy like Dee Gordon had no chance against Laird.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 07:25 PM
I don't know: I think we've attributed appropriate gravity to the subjects.

Gravity is right. I hear the young guys are practically in their orbit.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 07:26 PM
Gravity's Harangbow.

GovClintonTyree
05-12-2014, 07:27 PM
I don't know: I think we've attributed appropriate gravity to the subjects.

Gravity applies equally to all objects, regardless of mass.

Except, perhaps, Laird and Harang.

GovClintonTyree
05-12-2014, 07:27 PM
My fondest memory of Laird is him reaching down to grab some dirt before throwing out Dee Gordon in the playoffs last year. He is the biggest smartest old he coon out there. A little scrawny guy like Dee Gordon had no chance against Laird.

Did he eat it?

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 07:28 PM
This team is like a binary star solar system. And I don't need to tell anyone who the stars are.

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 07:29 PM
Did he eat it?

Well, I'm pretty sure he was reaching for the wings. And when he didn't find any within reach, he decided to throw Gordon out so the game would end. That's how he thinks.

yeezus
05-12-2014, 07:31 PM
Laird 5th??? What?
But Fredi isn't a moron?

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 07:31 PM
Laird 5th??? What?
But Fredi isn't a moron?

Hush puppy. Fredi knows Laird is hungry tonight.

#BewareTheHungryLaird

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 07:38 PM
Laird 5th??? What?
But Fredi isn't a moron?

To steal from Julio

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff511/poinsett/gerald_fif_zps666bc1a5.jpg

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 07:38 PM
So Frank tells me to find a hole to put Uggla in and to keep him there, right? And six weeks later he tells me that he didn't mean a lineup spot. I mean, come on, Mr. General Manager! Don't be so damned cryptic next time.

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff511/poinsett/33040275-d1b2-4cc9-a940-75a89a30e3d4_zps3406f10f.jpg

Post of the thread so far. And we're off to a roaring start. It might be a good night. We are on the west coast, after all.

jpx7
05-12-2014, 07:39 PM
Gravity's Harangbow.

Consider the Walrus.

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 07:40 PM
This team is like a binary star solar system. And I don't need to tell anyone who the stars are.

I know that Pastornicky is a white dwarf, and that BJ is a black hole.

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 07:41 PM
I know that Pastornicky is a white dwarf, and that BJ is a black hole.

Ban?

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 07:43 PM
Ban?

I don't think you fully understand the gravity of the situation.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 07:44 PM
Post of the thread so far. And we're off to a roaring start. It might be a good night. We are on the west coast, after all.

Something about these west coast games...

GovClintonTyree
05-12-2014, 07:44 PM
So Frank tells me to find a hole to put Uggla in and to keep him there, right? And six weeks later he tells me that he didn't mean a lineup spot. I mean, come on, Mr. General Manager! Don't be so damned cryptic next time.

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff511/poinsett/33040275-d1b2-4cc9-a940-75a89a30e3d4_zps3406f10f.jpg

Knew this would be a good night.

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 07:45 PM
The west coast might tip over into the Pacific tonight.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 07:45 PM
I know that Pastornicky is a white dwarf, and that BJ is a black hole.

Oh ****.

Astronomy jokes are fini.

Also, Laird is a gas giant.

GovClintonTyree
05-12-2014, 07:45 PM
Something about these west coast games...

Gives you plenty of time to get liquored up, eh?

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 07:47 PM
Gives you plenty of time to get liquored up, eh?

Gives Laird and Harang extra time to uh prepare.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 07:49 PM
Gives you plenty of time to get liquored up, eh?

I didn't want to tip my hand.

But, yeah.

I think the key to that epic Dodgers series thread a few years ago was that everyone was a little tight. Except Temo, who was utterly ****hammered.

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 07:49 PM
In honor of Laird and Harang, I'm going to go eat dinner now. Be back in time for the first pitch.

GovClintonTyree
05-12-2014, 07:54 PM
I didn't want to tip my hand.

But, yeah.

I think the key to that epic Dodgers series thread a few years ago was that everyone was a little tight. Except Temo, who was utterly ****hammered.

Back in the 80s, we had endless road trips to LA, SD, and SF. And Skip brought the hooch in an extra suitcase. Rowland Office called himself the "traveling secretary." Whatever that means.

He and Otis spent a lot of time together.

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 07:59 PM
Oh ****.

Astronomy jokes are fini.

Also, Laird is a gas giant.
Uranus

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 08:01 PM
Something about these west coast games...

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/49751013.jpg

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 08:09 PM
Back in the 80s, we had endless road trips to LA, SD, and SF. And Skip brought the hooch in an extra suitcase. Rowland Office called himself the "traveling secretary." Whatever that means.

He and Otis spent a lot of time together.

I grew up listening to the bad Braves on the radio. Skip was noticeably three sheets to the wind a lot of the time.

I think Chip might have spent some time in Rowland's office in those days.

Hulavol
05-12-2014, 08:14 PM
Hula! What's the latest on Oso's knees.

Seems fine to me. He has been playing a lot more lately. I guess the cause of a lot of his bitching earlier has ceased to a significant degree. I know he hass been in a lot of pain, but seems much better.

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 08:15 PM
Four pages and almost an hour before the game starts.

UNCBlue012
05-12-2014, 08:20 PM
I've been gone all day job searching, so I haven't been around much, but I am so glad it's a night came I'll be able to catch! Laird in the 5th again though... C'mon man.

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 08:28 PM
Four pages and almost an hour before the game starts.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/0ca626234ea315de145c735d339e55a3/tumblr_n5b6s329F91txcw5vo1_500.gif

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 08:43 PM
I'm on pace to pass out by the top of the third, so I'll miss Lord Uranus's game winning-hit, sadly.

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 08:43 PM
BTW does anyone else kind of feel weird knowing about movies that no one else knows the story behind? Everytime I see a commercial for Slumdog errrrrr Million Dollar Arm I think that Jon Hamm is a bad representation of JB Bernstein and I have a hunch they'll down play House's role.

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 08:44 PM
When a band starts as badly as this thread, they just stop and start over. I recommend a similar plan of action.

Professionals just keep going. Usually the audience is too stupid/talentless to notice.

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 08:45 PM
Four pages and almost an hour before the game starts.

My return is complete.

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 08:47 PM
My return is complete.

Where was your vacation?

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 08:49 PM
When a band starts as badly as this thread, they just stop and start over. I recommend a similar plan of action.


Watch Laird play much?

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 08:52 PM
Where was your vacation?

Tennessee. Visited with family.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 08:53 PM
Pre game is showing previous games that Jason's had in this park...His swing back then was money! It's a night and day difference than his swing and stance today.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 08:56 PM
He hit a big HR against Javier Lopez one time. I remember that. Or was it Affeldt?

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 08:58 PM
Professionals just keep going. Usually the audience is too stupid/talentless to notice.

https://24.media.tumblr.com/83c440b0da1d7478c973d162410a7b98/tumblr_n1thstBkqd1t4iob6o1_400.gif

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 08:59 PM
Tennessee. Visited with family.

Cool beans.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 09:00 PM
Tennessee. Visited with family.

A game of horseshoes?

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 09:04 PM
My return is complete.

This is actually the first game since last summer where I can actually sit back and watch a game while at my/a computer.

In other words, I'm taking full credit for this Renaissance.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:05 PM
He hit a big HR against Javier Lopez one time. I remember that. Or was it Affeldt?

It was vs Lopez...Game 1 of that series he hit a big double down the LF line that scored 2. He also hit a huge HR vs Bumgarner in that series.

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 09:05 PM
A game of horseshoes?

Don't knock the great Volunteer State. Or horseshoes.

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 09:05 PM
RP14 is gonna have a splashdown homer.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:06 PM
https://24.media.tumblr.com/83c440b0da1d7478c973d162410a7b98/tumblr_n1thstBkqd1t4iob6o1_400.gif

I wouldn't mind both of them holding my head down like that.

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 09:06 PM
It was vs Lopez...Game 1 of that series he hit a big double down the LF line that scored 2. He also hit a huge HR vs Bumgarner in that series.

Yeah, I remember he went oppo off him in that park. Whew.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 09:07 PM
Someone tell Tim Lincecum that someone photoshopped an eyebrow onto his upper lip.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:08 PM
Jerome too tall Jeremovich just confirmed Fernandez's surgery....is it Tommy Johns or what? Doucher didn't state that in between Brian Jordan's stuttering and hesitations.

CrimsonCowboy
05-12-2014, 09:11 PM
Jerome too tall Jeremovich just confirmed Fernandez's surgery....is it Tommy Johns or what? Doucher didn't state that in between Brian Jordan's stuttering and hesitations.

Tommy John.

drewdat
05-12-2014, 09:11 PM
Jerome too tall Jeremovich just confirmed Fernandez's surgery....is it Tommy Johns or what? Doucher didn't state that in between Brian Jordan's stuttering and hesitations.


The Miami Marlins believe ace Jose Fernandez will need season-ending elbow surgery, National League sources told ESPN The Magazine's Buster Olney.

-

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 09:12 PM
He hit a big HR against Javier Lopez one time. I remember that. Or was it Affeldt?

I was there the day he hit one of Bumgarner. Line drive. Loudest home run I've ever heard.

Hawk
05-12-2014, 09:13 PM
Wish I was out there at AT&T Park tonight ... the best all-around ballpark experience in baseball IMO.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 09:15 PM
I was there the day he hit one of Bumgarner. Line drive. Loudest home run I've ever heard.

Sweet.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 09:16 PM
Wish I was out there at AT&T Park tonight ... the best all-around ballpark experience in baseball IMO.

I saw a couple of night games at Candlestick. The "new" joint is probably #1 on my list to visit.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 09:19 PM
That BB seriously decreased Jason's chances at a multi-hit game.

/throwback

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:21 PM
-

Thanks!

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 09:21 PM
A game of horseshoes?

Nope. Just lots of talking.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:23 PM
Kinda wish Fredi put Heyward in motion in that inning...Lincecum has that high leg kick

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 09:24 PM
It seems I'm stuck with a ****ty stream tonight with the Giants' broadcasters.

Can anyone, *ahem* you know, help me out? PM me.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:24 PM
Floyd's fastball has some sick movement so far...

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 09:24 PM
Pretty Boy Floyd.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 09:25 PM
Floyd the Barber shaves the plate.

The Chosen One
05-12-2014, 09:27 PM
Do not like Floyd's mechanics. I can see why he had TJ in the first place.

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 09:28 PM
Pretty Boy Floyd.

Stole my line again.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 09:29 PM
Stole my line again.

Sorry. Honest mistake.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:31 PM
I don't think Lincecum has thrown that ****ty curve for a strike yet tonight...

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 09:32 PM
Stole my line again.

"Opportunity makes a thief." - Francis Bacon

The Chosen One
05-12-2014, 09:33 PM
Laird v. Lincecum is going to be an interesting matchup all night.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:33 PM
Christ, Laird....

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 09:34 PM
I like the way Laird used that at bat to instill a false sense of confidence in Lincecum. Setting him up. Smart.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 09:34 PM
The Gerald is just timing this punk. Give him 8 or 9 more ABs, and he'll be ready to unleash a texas-leaguer to lf.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 09:35 PM
I like the way Laird used that at bat to instill a false sense of confidence in Lincecum. Setting him up. Smart.

That's veteran leadership. Doing the little things that help you win ballgames.

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 09:35 PM
Lincecum is absolute garbage. Iritstes me they can't light him up

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:35 PM
The Gerald is just timing this punk. Give him 8 or 9 more ABs, and he'll be ready to unleash a texas-leaguer to lf.

That will be promptly caught in the air by Crawford....

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 09:36 PM
Lincecum is absolute garbage. Iritstes me they can't light him up

We will as soon as Laird gives the signal. Patience grasshopper.

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 09:36 PM
Laird v. Lincecum is going to be an interesting matchup all night.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/124/933/1304376955947.png

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:37 PM
That's veteran leadership. Doing the little things that help you win ballgames.

For some reason Fredi's d!ck gets hard over Laird...I dont think hes batted under the 6 spot in the lineup every time hes in there...

tomahawkchop10
05-12-2014, 09:37 PM
Lol Gerald Laird is our #5 hitter. Our lineup looks sooo bad when Gattis sits. Everyone in baseball is crushing this little mustache wearing pot head, but he's probably going to shut us down again. Frustrating.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 09:38 PM
Laird v. Lincecum is going to be an interesting matchup all night.

I'm intrigued. It's like we've just read the first chapter of a thriller . . .

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 09:39 PM
I'm intrigued. It's like we've just read the first chapter of a thriller . . .

Yeah. A Brown/Koontz collaboration.

rico43
05-12-2014, 09:40 PM
I'm intrigued. It's like we've just read the first chapter of a thriller . . .

Stephen King's The Striking

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:41 PM
Stephen King's The Striking OUT

Few minor adjustments...see above

Thank you, Captain Obvious

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 09:41 PM
Colvin completely fell off the map.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:42 PM
If I werent a Clemson fan, I'd be mad about that...

Floyd has to get the ball down...inexcusable...

autigers1101
05-12-2014, 09:42 PM
Colvin completely fell off the map.

that homer was off the map

Runnin
05-12-2014, 09:43 PM
damn, he jumped on a high fastball

The Chosen One
05-12-2014, 09:44 PM
Chip: "Tyler knows how to put balls in a waterway."

Good call Chip.

GovClintonTyree
05-12-2014, 09:45 PM
Anything flies that far ought to have a stewardess on it, don't you think?

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 09:47 PM
Anything flies that far ought to have a stewardess on it, don't you think?

And serve drinks.

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 09:47 PM
That mustache is ****ing terrible.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:48 PM
That mustache is ****ing terrible.

Man I don't know what it is about his stupid face...I wanna beat the piss outta him

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 09:48 PM
That mustache is ****ing terrible.

Gattis could grow that between innings.

tomahawkchop10
05-12-2014, 09:49 PM
Well this sucks.

GovClintonTyree
05-12-2014, 09:49 PM
He looks like a ****ing sex offender.

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 09:49 PM
Sit on his fastball gentleman. It's not a difficult gameplan.

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 09:49 PM
That mustache is ****ing terrible.

I am sure the children dig it.

CJC
05-12-2014, 09:49 PM
What's with us giving up so many homers?

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 09:49 PM
http://mlblogsphilliesphollowers.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/p801359620tl1.jpg

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:49 PM
He looks like a ****ing sex offender.

He looks like a motorcycle cop...

tomahawkchop10
05-12-2014, 09:50 PM
He looks like a ****ing sex offender.

Looks like Cy Young against us....we'll that and a sex offender.

The Chosen One
05-12-2014, 09:50 PM
I haven't seen a black-american catcher since Charles Johnson.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 09:51 PM
I haven't seen a black-american catcher since Charles Johnson.

I am trying so hard to leave this alone.

GovClintonTyree
05-12-2014, 09:51 PM
I haven't seen a black-american catcher since Charles Johnson.

Perhaps they lack the necessities.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:51 PM
http://mlblogsphilliesphollowers.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/p801359620tl1.jpg

LOL I have that same weed eater...

GovClintonTyree
05-12-2014, 09:52 PM
I am trying so hard to leave this alone.

I couldn't. And now I'm going to hell.

The Chosen One
05-12-2014, 09:52 PM
I am trying so hard to leave this alone.

Refresh my memory. Am I missing someone in recent memory?

UNCBlue012
05-12-2014, 09:53 PM
How in the heck does Jason strikeout on a 90 MPH fastball. I used to love Lincecum's stuff, but he blows so bad now.

The Chosen One
05-12-2014, 09:53 PM
I couldn't. And now I'm going to hell.

To hell with both of you.

Julio3000
05-12-2014, 09:53 PM
I couldn't. And now I'm going to hell.

Only purgatory. I'm going to hell in about 6 different ways if I start.

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 09:54 PM
LOL I have that same weed eater...

Does it also smoke a lot?

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:54 PM
How in the heck does Jason strikeout on a 90 MPH fastball. I used to love Lincecum's stuff, but he blows so bad now.

Guessing wrong pitch 101, my friend....

tomahawkchop10
05-12-2014, 09:54 PM
This skinny 70s porn star is dominating us. Heyward made it look like that 90 mph FB was going 100.

The Chosen One
05-12-2014, 09:54 PM
:smilet-digitalpoint
I used to love Lincecum's stuff, but he blows so bad now.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:54 PM
Does it also smoke a lot?

Yup...and only mows down things involved with GA

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 09:55 PM
Perhaps they lack the necessities.

http://media.giphy.com/media/UujxddNXIIwjC/giphy.gif

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 09:56 PM
Refresh my memory. Am I missing someone in recent memory?

Earl Williams

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 09:57 PM
God please plunk him...Jason Heyward style...I am sick of his existence...

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 09:57 PM
http://test.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/phillylincecum.jpg

tomahawkchop10
05-12-2014, 09:57 PM
Looking like a made a good decision not making the drive from LA to SF for this series.

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 09:58 PM
Pagan poetry.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_N-Z9FEpA4XI/S9Dsx0oo6PI/AAAAAAAACto/SA5BAZ8Jdoc/s1600/2398667837_f7277654d0.jpg

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 09:59 PM
Don't knock the great Volunteer State. Or horseshoes.

OK I've been gone doing things of various jackassery. But man everyone missed that Julio gem huh?

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 10:01 PM
Looking like a made a good decision not making the drive from LA to SF for this series.

Should have just went to Chavez Ravine to check out Fernandez and the Marlins....ouch..

too soon?

GovClintonTyree
05-12-2014, 10:01 PM
OK I've been gone doing things of various jackassery. But man everyone missed that Julio gem huh?

Jackassery will fit right in.

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 10:02 PM
Hector "Black Enough for Keith" Sanchez

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:02 PM
I blame the Braves losing on everyone missing Julio's Arrested Development reference.

A POX ON YOU ALL!

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:04 PM
I thoroughly enjoy Kung Pow Fatass strike out.

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 10:04 PM
CJ is going yard. :tchop:

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 10:06 PM
Jeff Kent?

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 10:06 PM
Hector "Black Enough for Keith" Sanchez

Oh yeah he has too be black with a name like that.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 10:07 PM
Hit the fckn ball guys!!!! Good lord...

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 10:08 PM
I blame the Braves losing on everyone missing Julio's Arrested Development reference.

A POX ON YOU ALL!

I've seen every episode, but it completely flew over my head.

It doesn't matter. Julio has already had much better posts in this thread alone.

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 10:09 PM
How many hits, CJ?

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:10 PM
I've seen every episode, but it completely flew over my head.

It doesn't matter. Julio has already had much better posts in this thread alone.

No, Arrested Development, as in the group. And Tennessee as in the song. And Horseshoes as in one of the most awkward deliveries in the history (or herstory) of hip hop

tomahawkchop10
05-12-2014, 10:10 PM
Well this is just painful to watch and I have work in 7 hours which means bed time. Hopefully we start to not completely suck.

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 10:10 PM
How do you not know that a breaking pitch is coming there?

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 10:11 PM
No, Arrested Development, as in the group. And Tennessee as in the song. And Horseshoes as in one of the most awkward deliveries in the history (or herstory) of hip hop

Check out my reply and tell me I missed the reference. :pimp:

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 10:11 PM
Damn is Dollywood still open!?! I got my first stink pink on the mountain train ride when I went there as a teenager...

tvsportscaster
05-12-2014, 10:11 PM
This Braves offense is pathetic. Tim Lincecum has been getting his ass handed too him by everyone this year except the Braves. They have terrible approaches at the plate, make the SOB work and you might get him in trouble. Good lord, they are so frustrating sometimes.

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:11 PM
I haven't seen a black-american catcher since Charles Johnson.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/49755898.jpg

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 10:12 PM
No, Arrested Development, as in the group. And Tennessee as in the song. And Horseshoes as in one of the most awkward deliveries in the history (or herstory) of hip hop

And you've just explained why I didn't get it. Or anyone else.

Oh, well. Julio tried.

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 10:12 PM
http://www.dodgerblues.com/images/lincecum-girl_sm.jpg

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 10:12 PM
How do you not know that a breaking pitch is coming there?


Got me dude....Speechless..

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:12 PM
Check out my reply and tell me I missed the reference. :pimp:

I didn't read down that far before I boiled over. Apparently there are only 3 cool kids in this whole forum then.

TURBO
05-12-2014, 10:12 PM
How do you not know that a breaking pitch is coming there?

I think we would struggle hitting a pitching machine right now.

Dalyn
05-12-2014, 10:13 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/49755898.jpg

http://thegrio.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/blackface.jpg?w=560

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 10:15 PM
A hit? A baserunner? Anything?

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 10:15 PM
I didn't read down that far before I boiled over. Apparently there are only 3 cool kids in this whole forum then.

http://waterman99.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/never-assume.jpg

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:16 PM
http://thegrio.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/blackface.jpg?w=560

Look at James Earl Jones in Blackface!

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 10:16 PM
I think I will continue to post stupid images and such. This way I won't say anything negative.

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 10:17 PM
http://www.entrepreneur.com/dbimages/blog/h1/stay-positive.jpg

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 10:18 PM
The match-up I really want to see is Lincecum vs. Schafer. I think if anyone has a chance to light up Lincecum, it's Jordan.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 10:19 PM
Finally someone sat on the damn curve and unloaded on it...Thatta boy Beeeejjj

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 10:19 PM
So glad Laird was batting in front of BJ.

Tapate50
05-12-2014, 10:19 PM
Beej hit it on a waggle! How bout that

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 10:19 PM
Melvin!

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:19 PM
LOSSMAN!!!

Tapate50
05-12-2014, 10:19 PM
Kung Fu Laird/Fredi is frustrating to watch.

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:20 PM
The match-up I really want to see is Lincecum vs. Schafer. I think if anyone has a chance to light up Lincecum, it's Jordan.

My only concern is that Jordan would pass on the opportunity.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 10:20 PM
Simmons has to change that lunge and swing in full force in hopes to hit 499ft to Left....goodness

Tapate50
05-12-2014, 10:21 PM
LOSSMAN!!!
Uh, Lostman.

The Chosen One
05-12-2014, 10:21 PM
More pages in this GDT than in recent memory. I believe I've found our target demographic.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 10:21 PM
Great now simmons is limping...

UNCBlue012
05-12-2014, 10:21 PM
Good to see BJ hit that!

Tapate50
05-12-2014, 10:21 PM
My only concern is that Jordan would pass on the opportunity.

Where there's smoke there's fire

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:22 PM
Uh, Lostman.

I'm more into singular letter replacement rather than dual. Just me though.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 10:22 PM
lol Lincecum is canned after this inning...this turd is hanging and keeping everything up....I cant wait until next inning...

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 10:23 PM
The last time Laird squared anything up...

http://ihatemygout.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/buffetimg_assist_custom-262x300.jpg

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 10:23 PM
More pages in this GDT than in recent memory. I believe I've found our target demographic.

Black catchers?

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 10:23 PM
Where there's smoke there's fire

Nice, Dude...nice lol

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:24 PM
Where there's smoke there's fire

And where there's fire there's Ugueth Urbina

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 10:24 PM
More pages in this GDT than in recent memory. I believe I've found our target demographic.

Black backstops who get relatively obscure 90's hip hop references?

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:25 PM
Black backstops who get 90's hip hop references?

Blackstops if you would.

The Chosen One
05-12-2014, 10:26 PM
Every single one of you are racists.

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 10:26 PM
Great now simmons is limping...

Laird can play short.

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 10:26 PM
Blackstops if you would.

So would that qualify as "arrested development?"

Tapate50
05-12-2014, 10:27 PM
And where there's fire there's Ugueth Urbina

He did throw heat.

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:28 PM
He did throw heat.

Andre Rison disapproves of this post.

graffy
05-12-2014, 10:28 PM
The match-up I really want to see is Lincecum vs. Schafer. I think if anyone has a chance to light up Lincecum, it's Jordan.

Might as well give him a chance. All of our outfielders have been stinking up the joint.

nsacpi
05-12-2014, 10:28 PM
Did the Cubs really score 17 runs today?

UNCBlue012
05-12-2014, 10:29 PM
Floyd is rolling right now!

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 10:30 PM
Floyd is rolling right now!

But so is Lincecum. I'm sure Schafer will be joining him shortly as well.

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:30 PM
Floyd is rolling right now!

Lincecum accepts that challenge.

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:30 PM
But so is Lincecum. I'm sure Schafer will be joining him shortly as well.

That's insame.

Tapate50
05-12-2014, 10:30 PM
Andre Rison disapproves of this post.

He does? I disapprove of his girlfriend choices. So does his insurance agent.

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 10:32 PM
I don't think Julio was lying. He couldn't make it past the 3rd inning.

Tapate50
05-12-2014, 10:32 PM
Lincecum accepts that challenge.

Will be tough. Heard Panda got into his funions stash.

NinersSBChamps
05-12-2014, 10:32 PM
Andre Rison disapproves of this post.


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4

UNCBlue012
05-12-2014, 10:33 PM
Lincecum accepts that challenge.
i love this forum lol

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 10:34 PM
Every single one of you are racists.

:)

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CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 10:34 PM
Come to think of it, I don't remember if I've ever seen a left-handed catcher either. Heyward would fill both voids.

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:34 PM
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmH4_pr6mH0

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 10:35 PM
lol Great play by Morse.

CrimsonCowboy
05-12-2014, 10:35 PM
Don't see that play everyday

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:35 PM
Come to think of it, I don't remember if I've ever seen a left-handed catcher either. Heyward would fill both voids.

I would like seeing Jason behind homeplate just to see his knees at his ears. Something about lanky guys and catchers makes me giggle like the female lead in japanese porn.

Tapate50
05-12-2014, 10:35 PM
Boy, that was a hot mess made at first.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 10:35 PM
Pena + Opportunity to take 2B job - "I DONT WANT IT!!" = Uggla returning to lineup very soon

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 10:36 PM
Justin has Lincecum's ass sized up....lol please hang one

Tapate50
05-12-2014, 10:36 PM
I would like seeing Jason behind homeplate just to see his knees at his ears. Something about lanky guys and catchers makes me giggle like the female lead in japanese porn.

But with more shame.

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:36 PM
Pena + Opportunity to take 2B job - "I DONT WANT IT!!" = Uggla returning to lineup very soon

One can only dream that this means TLS would be getting a chance. But one would have to be mighty optimistic.

The Chosen One
05-12-2014, 10:37 PM
I would like seeing Jason behind homeplate just to see his knees at his ears. Something about lanky guys and catchers makes me giggle like the female lead in japanese porn.

You're really going to offend the grandmas tonight.

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 10:37 PM
I would like seeing Jason behind homeplate just to see his knees at his ears. Something about lanky guys and catchers makes me giggle like the female lead in japanese porn.

You needed to bring your A game to this GDT, and you have. Bravo.

Tapate50
05-12-2014, 10:38 PM
Timmy got away with that 91 up and in. If he hadn't missed so bad Upton was dead on it

The Chosen One
05-12-2014, 10:38 PM
Justin can't hit 90 or 80.

CrimsonCowboy
05-12-2014, 10:38 PM
Just got back into the thread and I have to say after reading the last couple of pages..........................This thread has taken a disturbing turn.

Some of you from the old site might remember me using that line in chat quite a few times.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 10:38 PM
And of course he fckn hangs one and Justin does NOTHING with it~!

zitothebrave
05-12-2014, 10:38 PM
You needed to bring your A game to this GDT, and you have. Bravo.

I'm like Dan Uggla, show up and hit a few homers and just stink the joint up.

CyYoung31
05-12-2014, 10:39 PM
Shame. That was a really good AB by Upton.

The Chosen One
05-12-2014, 10:39 PM
Who was darker? Henry white or Estrada?

Tapate50
05-12-2014, 10:40 PM
I'm like Dan Uggla, show up and hit a few homers and just stink the joint up.

Get a draft room you two.

The Chosen One
05-12-2014, 10:40 PM
You needed to bring your A game to this GDT, and you have. Bravo.

Now you've done nothing but encourage him.

jsebe10
05-12-2014, 10:40 PM
I would walk Freeman and CJ to get to Laird...lol