The Ask Cy Thread

[CyYoung31]

Ask me anything.

[zitothebrave]

If you had to save SAV, Patio, and Hitler in the room, you only have 2 bullets who do you kill?

[CyYoung31]

If you had to save SAV, Patio, and Hitler in the room, you only have 2 bullets who do you kill?

I'd save Hitler and shoot the other two because he's white and is sane in comparison to Patio.

[The Chosen One]

Thread has potential.

[weso1]

Does Jason Heyward love baseball?

[The Chosen One]

Does Jason Heyward love baseball?

This has already been answered by a power greater than Cy.

[Gary82]

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized George Zimmermans or one Trayvon Martin sized duck?

[CyYoung31]

Does Jason Heyward love baseball?

Not as much as he loves crack.

[CyYoung31]

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized George Zimmermans or one Trayvon Martin sized duck?

Martin sized duck, because it would be unarmed.

[Julio3000]

CyYoung31, what is best in life?

[The Chosen One]

Who is the better moderator, thethe scout or thethe chopcountry?

And bonus question:

Who is the better moderator, thethe or cyyoung31?

[weso1]

What kind of tires are best for my car?

[The Chosen One]

What kind of tires are best for my car?
I'll be interested to see how he tries to wiggle his way out of answering this question.

[Gary82]

I have ants in my home, and nothing is working! What should I do?

[CyYoung31]

CyYoung31, what is best in life?

"The greatest pleasure is to ban your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their posts and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."

-PatioDaddio

[CyYoung31]

Who is the better moderator, thethe scout or thethe chopcountry?

And bonus question:

Who is the better moderator, thethe or cyyoung31?

Push.

And I know thethe is a pretty big fan, so he probably thinks that I'm the best mod of all-time.

[CyYoung31]

What kind of tires are best for my car?

Michelin.

[CyYoung31]

I have ants in my home, and nothing is working! What should I do?

911.

[Gary82]

911.

They hung up on me.

[CyYoung31]

They hung up on me.

Then I recommend going on national TV to try and initiate a full-blown investigation.

[Gary82]

Sadly, that would be too easy.

[zitothebrave]

When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening? And, for extra points, how many wraths to the nearest molton? Be specific. This is a real question.

[Julio3000]

When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening? And, for extra points, how many wraths to the nearest molton? Be specific. This is a real question.

[raises hand frantically]

[CyYoung31]

When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening? And, for extra points, how many wraths to the nearest molton? Be specific. This is a real question.

I want a real question, from the bottom of your heart. Not one you copied and pasted from Yahoo.

[zitothebrave]

I did not copy and paste that from Yahoo. It's a deep question from a great brain.

[AerchAngel]

Nice rip off of David Chappelle's "Ask a Black Dude".

So let me ask, am I an asshole? And if so, why can't I have a title under of my name known as such?

[The Chosen One]

Nice rip off of David Chappelle's "Ask a Black Dude".

So let me ask, am I an asshole? And if so, why can't I have a title under of my name known as such?

I think this was more a ripoff of "Ask Bill Shanks" thread...

[The Chosen One]

Nice rip off of David Chappelle's "Ask a Black Dude".

So let me ask, am I an asshole? And if so, why can't I have a title under of my name known as such?

We talked about entitlements.

No free handouts here. :hand:

[TURBO]

I think this was more a ripoff of "Ask Bill Shanks" thread...

Which I think Cy has already actually answered more questions the Bill did.

[TURBO]

We talked about entitlements.

No free handouts here. :hand:

:flirty:

[The Chosen One]

Which I think Cy has already actually answered more questions the Bill did.

How dare you speak blasphemy of our former great overlord.

Enjoy your new title, fitting as you're the Babes moderator.

[TURBO]

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/244446900/sexist_pig_framed_tile.jpg?height=160&width=160

[CyYoung31]

Alright, no derailing my thread.

Zito, that isn't an original question. Even if it was, you asking me a question like that means you already know the answer. That kind of defeats the purpose.

[The Chosen One]

Did George Zimmerman kill Trayvon Martin in self defense?

[CyYoung31]

Nice rip off of David Chappelle's "Ask a Black Dude".

So let me ask, am I an asshole? And if so, why can't I have a title under of my name known as such?

Yes, you're an asshole. Proof is in your above comment/assumption. As to why you can't have a title, it's because you are still seen as an outsider among many of us. And that's not because you're black. You're going to have to do a little more to earn our trust and respect back in this community if you want a title. Titles in football, baseball, hockey, and boxing aren't just given out, so why should they be here?

[The Chosen One]

Yes, you're an asshole. Proof is in your above comment/assumption. As to why you can't have a title, it's because you are still seen as an outsider among many of us. And that's not because you're black. You're going to have to do a little more to earn our trust and respect back in this community if you want a title. Titles in football, baseball, hockey, and boxing aren't just given out, so why should they be here?

:bowdown:

[CyYoung31]

Did George Zimmerman kill Trayvon Martin in self defense?

According to the jury, and all the information that is present, yes.

As for what really happened, that is between me, God, and George Zimmerman.

[TURBO]

Am I a sexist Pig

[CyYoung31]

Am I a sexist Pig

I assume that's a question.

No. You're a sexist male homo sapien.

[The Chosen One]

What will happen first, Julio reaches 1000 thanks, or CyYoung31 reaches a 4:1 Thanks to Thanked Post ratio?

[Metaphysicist]

How is babby formed/girl get pragent?

[The Chosen One]

Did I make a convincing enough Fredi Archives icon?

Did you know that the icon for Real Talk is the awesome Bush-Obama hybrid face?

[CyYoung31]

What will happen first, Julio reaches 1000 thanks, or CyYoung31 reaches a 4:1 Thanks to Thanked Post ratio?

The odds say that Julio reaches 1000 thanks first.

[CyYoung31]

Did I make a convincing enough Fredi Archives icon?

Did you know that the icon for Real Talk is the awesome Bush-Obama hybrid face?

Yes, but some people still won't get it.

Yes.

[CyYoung31]

How is babby formed/girl get pragent?

When a guy cums inside of her, it can in many instances produce an offspring. Most of the time this isn't the preferred result.

Some people believe that babies are delivered by storks to wanting parents after being grown in a factory. This is incorrect. The delivering of babies usually comes from certified doctors. But, in some cases where there is not a doctor present, it is performed by those close to the pregnant mother or just whoever is nearby.

[The Chosen One]

Which porno(s) would you like to see me direct and produce, but not star in?

Transporners: More than Meets the Eyes: With a special extended scene featuring PatioDaddio introducing newcomer ZitotheBrave
Pacific Rimjob: Lost Footage of Temo & ZitotheBrave's Diary "Entries"
The Porn Identity
Harry Cocker and the Whore's Boner
Harry Cocker and the Breastly Hallows
World Whore-Z
Man of Lexington Steele: Special Guest Performance by ZitotheBrave

[weso1]

I'll ask you the same question a Jehova's witness asked me this weekend. Do you believe God intends for people to suffer? I'll be curious to see if you give the same answer I did.

[BremanFan88]

What's love like?

[Metaphysicist]

Where is the human clitoris on a human female? Can you draw me a map using only macaroni art?

[Metaphysicist]

On a scale from 1 to drunk, how many fingers am I with her in the kitchen for sure?

[CyYoung31]

Which porno(s) would you like to see me direct and produce, but not star in?

Transporners: More than Meets the Eyes: With a special extended scene featuring PatioDaddio introducing newcomer ZitotheBrave
Pacific Rimjob: Lost Footage of Temo & ZitotheBrave's Diary "Entries"
The Porn Identity
Harry Cocker and the Whore's Boner
Harry Cocker and the Breastly Hallows
World Whore-Z
Man of Lexington Steele: Special Guest Performance by ZitotheBrave

This is a subjective question. I usually only deal in absolutes.

But, to answer your question, none of them.

[CyYoung31]

I'll ask you the same question a Jehova's witness asked me this weekend. Do you believe God intends for people to suffer? I'll be curious to see if you give the same answer I did.

Like I told John Lennon back in 1970: God is a concept by which we measure our penises.

[CyYoung31]

What's love like?

I need a little clarification first. Do you mean romantic love or familial love?

[gilesfan]

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized George Zimmermans or one Trayvon Martin sized duck?

Someone is a redditor

[CyYoung31]

Where is the human clitoris on a human female? Can you draw me a map using only macaroni art?

As much as I'd like to share that information with you, that is a journey you must make on your own.

And, yes, I could.


On a scale from 1 to drunk, how many fingers am I with her in the kitchen for sure?

Rafael Furcal.

[weso1]

Like I told John Lennon back in 1970: God is a concept by which we measure our penises.

Hmmmm.. explains why I always picture God as being very tall and fat.

[AerchAngel]

Yes, you're an asshole. Proof is in your above comment/assumption. As to why you can't have a title, it's because you are still seen as an outsider among many of us. And that's not because you're black. You're going to have to do a little more to earn our trust and respect back in this community if you want a title. Titles in football, baseball, hockey, and boxing aren't just given out, so why should they be here?

hmmm, been on this board 10 years and still an outsider. I am looking for the "Blacks aren't allowed" sign, because it is 2013 not 1964.

[AerchAngel]

:bowdown:

Applies to you as well. I get the picture, Gumby.

[weso1]

If AA had a son, would he look like Trayvon?

[Julio3000]

This thread gets four happy orcas.

[AerchAngel]

If AA had a son, would he look like Trayvon?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

My son has straight hair but he surely does not look like Travon and will not be brought up by a single parent and live on the wrong side of the tracks.

[CyYoung31]

If AA had a son, would he look like Trayvon?

No. If AA had a son, he would be white.

[AerchAngel]

No. If AA had a son, he would be white.

He is.

Half white, mulatto.

Now, you want to make a real bet? I bet you $100 dollars that I am black. 50Pound is only 90 minutes from me and can verify it.

Put up or shut up, your choice.

[AerchAngel]

If I can't hook up with 50, then I will select someone I truly trust and give my facebook information, which is probably Zito/Bedell or OK Hawk.

Do you want to take that bet?

[CyYoung31]

He is.

I know.


Now, you want to make a real bet?

No.

[AerchAngel]

I know.



No.

You see, that wasn't hard. I am going to hit up Bedell, Ok or Zeet and put them on my facebook. This uncle tom you are white bullsh*t is going to cease. Then I can watch your head explode like when that white dude saw Clayton Bigsby real face or Michael Ironside using his scanner powers to blow that senators head off.

[CyYoung31]

You see, that wasn't hard. I am going to hit up Bedell, Ok or Zeet and put them on my facebook. This uncle tom you are white bullsh*t is going to cease. Then I can watch your head explode like when that white dude saw Clayton Bigsby real face or Michael Ironside using his scanner powers to blow that senators head off.

I never said you weren't black.

Now, quit derailing my thread.

[AerchAngel]

I never said you weren't black.

Now, quit derailing my thread.

Actually you did. You said my son would be white.

Anyway you didn't answer my question, why are you holding a black man down? Is it a white's only policy to hold titles and if that is the case, can my wife or kids apply since they have white in them?

I could call Al Sharpton on you because you are infringing on my civil rights to be call an asshole with a title under my name.

[Metaphysicist]

You said my son would be white.


So did you. Were you calling yourself not black?

[Gary82]

Someone is a redditor

Someone else is a redditor.

Seriously, those duck questions are funny as hell to me.

[Metaphysicist]

****in' magnets, how do they work?

[AerchAngel]

Do you know what chemical properties of your own urine that is good for insect stings?

[BremanFan88]

I need a little clarification first. Do you mean romantic love or familial love?

I was going for an Anchorman reference...

Does Kel love orange soda?

[jgriff3029]

Ginger or MaryAnne?

If Uncle Jack was stuck on a fence,who should help Uncle Jack off?

[Dalyn]

He is.

Half white, mulatto.

Now, you want to make a real bet? I bet you $100 dollars that I am black. 50Pound is only 90 minutes from me and can verify it.

Put up or shut up, your choice.


You are openly white, AA. You just happen to be black.

[TURBO]

wrong thread lol

[AerchAngel]

You are openly white, AA. You just happen to be black.

And now you stereotype me? I thought I was your friend.

Now Zeet will come in here with the Carlton Banks animated gif because of this.

[AerchAngel]

Ginger or MaryAnne?

If Uncle Jack was stuck on a fence,who should help Uncle Jack off?

MaryAnn and not even close.

[zitothebrave]

And now you stereotype me? I thought I was your friend.

Now Zeet will come in here with the Carlton Banks animated gif because of this.

You're way more Uncle Ruckus than Carlton.

:elefant:

[AerchAngel]

You're way more Uncle Ruckus than Carlton.

:elefant:

Who in the blue hell is Uncle Ruckus?

[zitothebrave]

Who in the blue hell is Uncle Ruckus?

Character from the Boondocks.

[AerchAngel]

Character from the Boondocks.

Now what in the blue hell is Boondocks?

[zitothebrave]

Awesome Adult Swim cartoon. Basically poking fun at various parts of American and black culture.

[Dalyn]

You are openly white, AA. You just happen to be black.

It is a George Carlin reference.

[CyYoung31]

Actually you did. You said my son would be white.

I said you're son is white. Because he is. I never said anything about you.


Anyway you didn't answer my question

You never asked a question.


Is it a white's only policy to hold titles and if that is the case, can my wife or kids apply since they have white in them?


Yes and no.

[CyYoung31]

****in' magnets, how do they work?

A magnet produces a magnetic field, which in turn pulls other ferromagnetic objects toward it.

A ****in' magnet, is usually placed inside of a girl's vag to help those especially inept men get it up and in. Sometimes piercings on the male organ are needed for the proper amount of attraction to take place. However, if the man has enough iron in his body this is unnecessary.

There has been a lot of controversy aroused from these type of magnets due to the various potential injuries that they may cause. Use at your own risk.

[CyYoung31]

Do you know what chemical properties of your own urine that is good for insect stings?

CnH2nOn. Sugar. The more sugar, the greater the effects.

[CyYoung31]

I was going for an Anchorman reference...

Does Kel love orange soda?

It's true.

[CyYoung31]

Ginger or MaryAnne?

If Uncle Jack was stuck on a fence,who should help Uncle Jack off?

Subjective, but Ginger.

Uncle Jack.

[weso1]

If I get a serious case of the poops when I'm out jogging, should I cross my legs and hold it in risking slightly dirty undies, or should I drop trou and take a dump in public?

[CyYoung31]

If I get a serious case of the poops when I'm out jogging, should I cross my legs and hold it in risking slightly dirty undies, or should I drop trou and take a dump in public?

Neither. Find a bush and a friendly dog.

[AerchAngel]

Neither. Find a bush and a friendly dog.

You better hope Ezal is not around to tattle on you, because if you have corn in your poop, he will declare it to the neighborhood.

[Metaphysicist]

In Thailand, when we empty out the poop chute, there is a spray hose attached to the toilet for cleaning your bum. A bum gun, if you will:

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID26647/images/bum_gun(1).jpg

This is obviously a much better solution than rubbing your ass with dry paper, but just how much better is it? A quintillion times?

Also, why is American ass-cleaning technology so many streets behind?

[Gary82]

It is a George Carlin reference.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttUvsrcxKmI

[Julio3000]

In Thailand, when we empty out the poop chute, there is a spray hose attached to the toilet for cleaning your bum. A bum gun, if you will:

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID26647/images/bum_gun(1).jpg

This is obviously a much better solution than rubbing your ass with dry paper, but just how much better is it? A quintillion times?

Also, why is American ass-cleaning technology so many streets behind?

We got one of those after we had our first child, ostensibly for spraying the poop out of cloth diapers. Ostensibly.

A quintillion times?

At least a quintillion times better than ye olde John Wayne.

[Julio3000]

This thread just got bumped to five out of a possible five happy orcas. Quality of the questions was the only thing holding it back.

[AerchAngel]

Subjective, but Ginger.

Uncle Jack.

She has no ass and no curves, MaryAnn, nice ass and LOTS OF CURVES

[zitothebrave]

Why is it frowned upon to use your window lock when you bust ass in your own car?

[CyYoung31]

In Thailand, when we empty out the poop chute, there is a spray hose attached to the toilet for cleaning your bum. A bum gun, if you will:

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID26647/images/bum_gun(1).jpg

This is obviously a much better solution than rubbing your ass with dry paper, but just how much better is it? A quintillion times?

Also, why is American ass-cleaning technology so many streets behind?

Better, but not a quintillion times better.

This is:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTW-iXKm1QMHwQ1xO-08FMb0wSb7ZB2DmnC4PJNU6alI0odK6j5wA

And to answer your last question: money.

[CyYoung31]

She has no ass and no curves, MaryAnn, nice ass and LOTS OF CURVES

You're not the one answering questions here. I am.

Your next sentence in this thread better be an interrogative one.

[CyYoung31]

Why is it frowned upon to use your window lock when you bust ass in your own car?

No one is actually frowning upon the act itself. The look on their face is actually the depths of their souls in-taking the depths of yours. It can be a very spiritual experience, although some people don't know what they're experiencing when it happens. Thus, you get the default angry/confused reaction.

[weso1]

Here is a question I always wanted to ask God if I ever see him at the pearly gates.

How close has a deadly shark come to me in all my years of swimming in the ocean?

[CyYoung31]

Here is a question I always wanted to ask God if I ever see him at the pearly gates.

How close has a deadly shark come to me in all my years of swimming in the ocean?

Sharks don't exist. They're a ploy by the government to keep people from defecting from the United States.

[AerchAngel]

Can you translate this?

" Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man! "

[AerchAngel]

Sharks don't exist. They're a ploy by the government to keep people from defecting from the United States.

Okay, that was an awesome answer. Nice one.

[weso1]

Sharks don't exist. They're a ploy by the government to keep people from defecting from the United States.

http://grassisleena.com/all_images/whoa.jpg

[jgriff3029]

If I get a serious case of the poops when I'm out jogging, should I cross my legs and hold it in risking slightly dirty undies, or should I drop trou and take a dump in public?

Going purely by your avatar, picturing you jog down the street, with the poops non-the-less, scares me a little. :icon_biggrin:

[BremanFan88]

Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

[AerchAngel]

Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

Ask Neo.

[Metaphysicist]

How many more times does AA have to poach your questions before you murder him?

[The Chosen One]

AA loves entitlement at the heart. Just not on a federal level.

[The Chosen One]

Statistically speaking, who is making a bigger impact to this board ( for better or for worse)

Using UBR (ultimate board rating), Julio with his unheard of UBR or AA with his negative UBR?

[TURBO]

Was the bouncy house a good idea?

[Gary82]

Is that a rhetorical question?

[TURBO]

Is that a rhetorical question?

It could have been a fantastic idea.

[CyYoung31]

Can you translate this?

" Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man! "

"I'm black and I want everyone to know it."

[CyYoung31]

Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

I once had a dream that I had Kate Upton in my bed. It seemed so real. When I woke up I was all wet down there, and buck naked. So, the only conclusion that can be made is that it actually happened.

The moral of this story? I slept with Kate Upton and you didn't.

[CyYoung31]

How many more times does AA have to poach your questions before you murder him?

I'm waiting for him to give me his Facebook page so I can do just that.

[CyYoung31]

Was the bouncy house a good idea?

It has its ups and downs.

[CyYoung31]

Statistically speaking, who is making a bigger impact to this board ( for better or for worse)

Using UBR (ultimate board rating), Julio with his unheard of UBR or AA with his negative UBR?

I'll have to say Julio, although AA is making it close. I think it's clear that AA's true mission is to sabotage this board so no one wants to come here anymore. Clearly, a ploy by Patio.

But as long as we got Julio, I'd say we're safe.

[The Chosen One]

I'll have to say Julio, although AA is making it close. I think it's clear that AA's true mission is to sabotage this board so no one wants to come here anymore. Clearly, a ploy by Patio.

But as long as we got Julio, I'd say we're safe.

We're looking at a +15 UBR for Julio, and a -10 UBR for AA (would be -15 if not for some of his posts having extreme entertainment value).

[TURBO]

Is a month of a users posts still considered a small sample size?

[Julio3000]

Chris Berman or Tim McCarver?

[CyYoung31]

Is a month of a users posts still considered a small sample size?

Yes.

[CyYoung31]

Chris Berman or Tim McCarver?

Joe Morgan.

[CyYoung31]

No more questions? I feel like you guys are wasting a prime opportunity here.

[Julio3000]

Annie, are you ok?

[Mrs. Meta]

The sun will come out tooooooooooomorrow!

Bet your bottom patio......tooooooomorrow

[Julio3000]

If the Braves 5 opening day outfielders, arranged in ascending order by jersey number, were each standing on the shoulders of a Braves starting pitcher (ordered by initial rotation), who would be highest?

[TURBO]

If the Braves 5 opening day outfielders, arranged in ascending order by jersey number, were each standing on the shoulders of a Braves starting pitcher (ordered by initial rotation), who would be highest?

Jason. Cocaine parties keep him high.

[jpx7]

Ask me anything?

[Julio3000]

Jason. Cocaine parties keep him high.

Full credit. Partial credit for Jordan Schafer.

[CyYoung31]

Ask me anything?

Doesn't work like that. I can only supply answers.

No, for instance.

[CyYoung31]

Full credit. Partial credit for Jordan Schafer.

Too easy.

[The Chosen One]

Doesn't work like that. I can only supply answers.

No, for instance.

And this is where the rivalry begins. Very subtle exchange.

[jpx7]

Were two roads to diverge in a yellow wood, would you really take the one less traveled?

Followup: Do you know enough of hate to say that, for destruction, ice is also great? More to the point: Would it suffice?

[The Chosen One]

Long time question with no definitive answer. Perhaps you have a solution.

How much Alex Wood can Alex Wood chuck if an Alex Wood would chuck could chuck Alex Wood?

[The Chosen One]

And before you get all high and mighty Cy, just know the answer is NOT Chuck James. I've already tried to deduce that and came to the conclusion it's not the answer.

[CyYoung31]

Were two roads to diverge in a yellow wood, would you really take the one less traveled?

I would take the road that my GPS tells me to take.


Followup: Do you know enough of hate to say that, for destruction, ice is also great? More to the point: Would it suffice?

From what I've tasted of desire, I don't think this question is that dire.

[CyYoung31]

Long time question with no definitive answer. Perhaps you have a solution.

How much Alex Wood can Alex Wood chuck if an Alex Wood would chuck could chuck Alex Wood?

Alright, enough with the Wood gags.

[zitothebrave]

Are you saying that too much Wood can be hard to swallow?

[The Chosen One]

Alright, enough with the Wood gags.

Fear I sense in you, young Jedi.

[jpx7]

That corpse you planted last year in your garden — has it begun to sprout? Will it bloom this year?

[The Chosen One]

I just got myself for a second. I read Jpx's post, scrolled up, saw MikeAdams avatar and thought it was HIM.

:mad0182:

[TURBO]

I just got myself for a second. I read Jpx's post, scrolled up, saw MikeAdams avatar and thought it was HIM.

:mad0182:

:YDS:

[CyYoung31]

That corpse you planted last year in your garden — has it begun to sprout? Will it bloom this year?

If you are going to continue to cite early 20th century American literature (and, yes, Eliot counts as American), instead of asking real questions then I'm going to have to disqualify you. (And, yes, that CAN happen.)

Besides, I have serious doubts that you even love Robert Frost.

[jpx7]

Can we just disqualify the Frost?

(Because I'd really like an answer to Eliot's query.)

[Heyward]

Kaepernick or Robert Griffin

[Heyward]

You ever pop a boner in public.

[Metaphysicist]

You ever pop a boner in private?

[The Chosen One]

Heyward don't get greedy. You're blowing your load of questions too quickly.

[Heyward]

Heyward don't get greedy. You're blowing your load of questions too quickly.

I got more.

[The Chosen One]

Heyward don't pull an AA and try to hijack the man's thread.

Make your own. I love competition and capitalism.

[Dalyn]

Heyward is asking so many questions Obama is going to show up and spread them out amongst the rest of us. Dibs on the boner one!

[CyYoung31]

Are you saying that too much Wood can be hard to swallow?

I just think that we've beaten this Wood thing so much that it's starting to stink.

[CyYoung31]

Kaepernick or Robert Griffin

Neither. Heyward quarterbacks don't work in the NFL. Smoking crack and keeping calm under pressure don't mix.

[CyYoung31]

You ever pop a boner in public.

I ran into your mom in a mall once. I ended up puncturing her left thigh.

[CyYoung31]

You ever pop a boner in private?

That's impossible, because God is always watching you.

Or some **** like that.

[CyYoung31]

Heyward don't pull an AA and try to hijack the man's thread.

Make your own. I love competition and capitalism.

Heyward is not qualified to be answering questions of this magnitude. His "thread" is the ultimate example of the dumbing down of society.

The real inquisitive mind comes here. Hewyard's thread is nothing more than a circus tent of funhouse mirrors and flawed logic. This is the real thing.

[thethe]

Neither. Heyward quarterbacks don't work in the NFL. Smoking crack and keeping calm under pressure don't mix.

Kaep was raised by white people. He's cool.

[CyYoung31]

Kaep was raised by white people. He's cool.

You can take the Heyward out of the crack-house, but you can't take the crack-house out of the Heyward.

[Julio3000]

Doc McStuffins: Disney character or porn star?

[sturg33]

How do you get America out of $17 Trillion in debt?

[jpx7]

Who knows where words come from?

[DjGrizz]

Why doesn't my dad love me?

[DjGrizz]

Asking for a friend.....

[CyYoung31]

Doc McStuffins: Disney character or porn star?

Both.

And I think I've seen him on Nick at Nite as well.

[Tapate50]

Beef or Pork?

[CyYoung31]

How do you get America out of $17 Trillion in debt?

Greed. For lack of a better term, greed is good. Greed works.




I would say hire Ron Paul, but he won't force Fredi to pitch his closer in a non-save situation on the road. So, with that you're just creating one problem while fixing another.

[CyYoung31]

Who knows where words come from?

Wordsworth.

[CyYoung31]

Why doesn't my dad love me?

Because you're not good enough. And you never have been. How can you expect your dad to love you when you constantly fail? Don't beg for handouts, earn your dad's love. Loser.

[CyYoung31]

Beef or Pork?

I've got no beef with pork.

[weso1]

Both.

And I think I've seen him on Nick at Nite as well.

Did you just accidentally tread into Zito territory with that answer?

[The Chosen One]

Why is Heyward's Q&A thread not as good as yours?

[CyYoung31]

Did you just accidentally tread into Zito territory with that answer?

Me and Zito run in similar circles.

His circle is much wider, of course.

[CyYoung31]

Why is Heyward's Q&A thread not as good as yours?

I've already explained this.

The people have spoken.

[The Chosen One]

I've already explained this.

The people have spoken.

How do you feel about a new competitor arising and posting his own Q&A thread?

[CyYoung31]

How do you feel about a new competitor arising and posting his own Q&A thread?

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

[TURBO]

Why does everyone like Turbo so much??

[DjGrizz]

What's the best to approach a short person if they need help reaching something?

[zitothebrave]

Me and Zito run in similar circles.

His circle is much wider, of course.

And ribbed for her pleasure.

[DjGrizz]

If I blow my load in her tush can my wife still get preggo?

[Metaphysicist]

And ribbed for her pleasure.

You might want to see a doctor about that.

[Carp]

What is the precise time of Hammer Time?

[zitothebrave]

You might want to see a doctor about that.


I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?" He said "Turn around boy and take this shot" I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?" Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt He turned and said in a real deep voice "Have it your way, if that's your choice And I'll put it down if you want me to put it But don't blame me if it turns into a foot Extending from the middle of your body And the next time you see your cute hottie You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do Is just kick her, so go take karate" As I turned around to receive my injection I said "Next time I'll use some protection" If I see another girl and I get an erection I'm walking in the other direction Cause I don't want to do the sick sick dance So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor

[zitothebrave]

What is the precise time of Hammer Time?

I'll handle this one Cy

It's what poor people have instead of Boss Time.

[The Chosen One]

Do you wanna know how I got these scars?

[DjGrizz]

Um, Cy, why are you slacking on answering our super important questions?

[The Chosen One]

Um, Cy, why are you slacking on answering our super important questions?

I have my doubts he even loves answering these questions.

[DjGrizz]

I have my doubts he even loves answering these questions.

Hopefully he proves us wrong!

[CyYoung31]

Um, Cy, why are you slacking on answering our super important questions?

I understand your concern young Padawan, and the reason is two fold. One: I don't have time to constantly answer every question right as it is sent. Two: I work efficiently by answering a bunch of questions at once as opposed to one at a time. That way I can give the proper attention to each question, and it avoids potential flooding of the thread by continuous follow up questions.

Please understand, all of your questions (other than jpx7's) are of the utmost importance to me and I will continue to give all of them their due diligence.

[DjGrizz]

Okay, good. But while I appreciate the explanation, know that I eagerly await a reply in the most expediant way possible. The suspense is making my pinky toes trimble fwiw

[Tapate50]

I understand your concern young Padawan, and the reason is two fold. One: I don't have time to constantly answer every question right as it is sent. Two: I work efficiently by answering a bunch of questions at once as opposed to one at a time. That way I can give the proper attention to each question, and it avoids potential flooding of the thread by continuous follow up questions.

Please understand, all of your questions (other than jpx7's) are of the utmost importance to me and I will continue to give all of them their due diligence.

Did you learn this technique from the "Ask Bill Shanks" threads?

[kingphatcow]

I asked Julio about Meta living in Thailand. Do you think he'll give me a good answer?

[CyYoung31]

I asked Julio about Meta living in Thailand. Do you think he'll give me a good answer?

No. Which is why you should ask me.

Julio is a lot of things, but he is not qualified to answer that question. Save your fortune cookie questions for him.

[kingphatcow]

He's there for gender reassignment surgery, right?

[jpx7]

How is Padawan formed?

[kingphatcow]

No. Which is why you should ask me.

Julio is a lot of things, but he is not qualified to answer that question. Save your fortune cookie questions for him.

you were right. not qualified.

can you tell me why Meta is in Thailand? And why he feels the need to mention it every 7 seconds?

[Tapate50]

If Waffle House never closes, why are there locks on the doors?

[CyYoung31]

Alright guys, I'm heading back up to Nashville for the weekend. If I am not active within this thread for the next day or so don't come banging down my door. Do what Heyward would do and bang a hooker instead.

[CyYoung31]

If I blow my load in her tush can my wife still get preggo?

We've had no issues so far.

[CyYoung31]

Did you learn this technique from the "Ask Bill Shanks" threads?

Who?

[weso1]

Alright guys, I'm heading back up to Nashville for the weekend. If I am not active within this thread for the next day or so don't come banging down my door. Do what Heyward would do and bang a hooker instead.

Why are you not committed to the board?

[CyYoung31]

Why are you not committed to the board?

This place needs a Waffle House before I can make a full commitment.

[DjGrizz]

This place needs a Waffle House before I can make a full commitment.

You prepared to pay the Royalties?

[CyYoung31]

I'm not neglecting this thread guys. Ask away.

#shamelessbump

[The Chosen One]

We've had no issues so far.

This is a very ambiguous answer.

[Julio3000]

What is the appropriate punishment for Alex Rodriguez?

[CyYoung31]

What is the appropriate punishment for Alex Rodriguez?

The same punishment Jessica Alba got for being a terrible actress; he should have to contract herpes from Derek Jeter.

If that's already happened then he must be force traded across town to play for the Mets.

[zitothebrave]

The same punishment Jessica Alba got for being a terrible actress; he should have to contract herpes from Derek Jeter.

If that's already happened then he must be force traded across town to play for the Mets.

Well played sir, well played.

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/569251/80507920.jpg

[Julio3000]

The same punishment Jessica Alba got for being a terrible actress; he should have to contract herpes from Derek Jeter.

If that's already happened then he must be force traded across town to play for the Mets.

Most excellent.

[jpx7]

Do chicks still dig the long-ball?

[CyYoung31]

Do chicks still dig the long-ball?

Only if they get it early and often.

[Temo]

If you could pee on any dude's leg in the shower, who would you pee on?

[CyYoung31]

If you could pee on any dude's leg in the shower, who would you pee on?

Either you or SAV, since I hear Asians are in to that sort of thing. Maybe we can get a Devil's Triangle thing going on.

[Julio3000]

Either you or SAV, since I hear Asian's are in to that sort of thing. Maybe we can get a Devil's Triangle thing going on.

Now is your chance. SAV is preoccupied with group stuff right now.

[The Chosen One]

We know AA is back, but how do we know if he is still pissed?

[CyYoung31]

SAV, I just moved to Oregon. it was a 4 day drive. I won't be fully moved in until Friday. I'll be regularly active again then.

[Dalyn]

SAV, I just moved to Oregon. it was a 4 day drive. I won't be fully moved in until Friday. I'll be regularly active again then.

http://pu.i.wp.pl/k,MTAxMjQyMjgsNjEyODU4,f,Activia_JamieLeeCurtis

[zitothebrave]

SAV, I just moved to Oregon. it was a 4 day drive. I won't be fully moved in until Friday. I'll be regularly active again then.

Weird I almost moved to Oregon next month but decided against making that drastic of a life choice for a 10 per hour job.

[DjGrizz]

SAV, I just moved to Oregon. it was a 4 day drive. I won't be fully moved in until Friday. I'll be regularly active again then.

Fellow Oregon mate! Where you moving to? I'm in Roseburg. Bout an hour south of Eugene

[DjGrizz]

Weird I almost moved to Oregon next month but decided against making that drastic of a life choice for a 10 per hour job.

You just didn't want me to haggle you about smuggling me Rogue Dead Guy Ale!

[The Chosen One]

Lots of Oregon presence here.

Grizz, CyYoung, Murph3, Mossy, TexasLeaguer. :pound:

[DjGrizz]

Weird I almost moved to Oregon next month but decided against making that drastic of a life choice for a 10 per hour job.


Lots of Oregon presence here.

Grizz, CyYoung, Murph3, Mossy, TexasLeaguer. :pound:

Mossy lives in Roseburg as well. I had no idea Murph3 was from here. I should meet up with him for a beer and go over epic trades lol.

I'm originally from Marietta Ga. Moved here with my family in 96 when I was 12.

[Julio3000]

Mossy lives in Roseburg as well. I had no idea Murph3 was from here. I should meet up with him for a beer and go over epic trades lol.

I'm originally from Marietta Ga. Moved here with my family in 96 when I was 12.

Well, sounds like you just added an all-star to a pretty solid lineup.

[The Chosen One]

Where have you been?

[CyYoung31]

Where have you been?

On vacation. I saved up some of what you've been paying me.