Random Thoughts

[zitothebrave]

Similar idea to Reddit's Shower Thoughts

When I have something on my mind and don't want to make a whole thread over it.

I would have boned the 4 main stars of Mean Girls when I was 17, and I still would today, though not quite as enthusiastically.

[BRule]

Lisa Ann retired ....... I'm pretty sad.......

[zitothebrave]

Lisa Ann retired ....... I'm pretty sad.......

By retired you mean went to granny porn?

[BRule]

I wish

[zitothebrave]

In what reality does Green Day get into the Rock and Roll HOF first ballot, but Joan Jett, Lou Reed, and SRV and Double trouble had to wait so long? ****ed up.

[Tapate50]

How come you can't get JUST the cookie part of a chocolate chip cookie, without the chocolate chips? It isn't a sugar cookie, and it isn't any other type i can think of. Just...cookie.

[bravesnumberone]

Why do people park on driveways and drive on parkways?

[CyYoung31]

How come there's been an eagle on a nickel, and an eagle on a quarter too, but no eagle on a dime?

[zitothebrave]

Women (and SAV) will never know the fun of comparing massive poos to your penis.

[AerchAngel]

Fanta when there is an expiration date... heed it.

It made me so sick and I am built like a mack truck that doesn't get sick.

[Tapate50]

Always wondered why Waffle House has locks on their doors if they are open 24/7/365

[bravesnumberone]

I wonder how often Fredi talks shop at Honeybaked Ham.

[Tapate50]

I wonder how often Fredi talks shop at Honeybaked Ham.

I bet a lot. I do it all the time. The tavern club is a damn knockout.

[Carp]

If you are drunk in the Southern Hemisphere, does the room spin in a counter-clockwise motion?

[Dalyn]

Women (and SAV) will never know the fun of comparing massive poos to your penis.

For some it's the closest they've come to getting a glimpse of their penis in a decade.

[zitothebrave]

I'm getting paid to poop and type this post.

[Metaphysicist]

How come there's been an eagle on a nickel, and an eagle on a quarter too, but no eagle on a dime?

I think someone has been giving you counterfeit nickels.

[Dalyn]

I'm getting paid to poop and type this post.

Too bad they didn't budget for wiping!

[keithlaw]

I wonder how often Fredi talks shop at Honeybaked Ham.

The real question is how in the world did Bowman not get that scoop

[zitothebrave]

The real question is how in the world did Bowman not get that scoop

I would assume honeybaked ham would deliver.

[Tapate50]

I would assume honeybaked ham would deliver.

They deliver if your order like an office order or send a ham as a gift. So, yeah that holds water

[zitothebrave]

They deliver if your order like an office order or send a ham as a gift. So, yeah that holds water

A gift from Mark to Mark for being such a great beat writer.

[keithlaw]

A gift from Mark to Mark for being such a great beat writer.

And a second one as a consolation prize for getting scooped

[zitothebrave]

And a second one as a consolation prize for getting scooped

Bowman was so sad when he found out getting scooped didn't involve ice cream.

[Tapate50]

I am pretty sure I have been driving unannounced my whole life and didn't know it.

[The Chosen One]

I am pretty sure I have been driving unannounced my whole life and didn't know it.

Sigh.

[Tapate50]

Sigh.

This is NOT a random thought. Probably the wrong thread, and bannable IMO.

[zitothebrave]

Watching fantasia as an adult makes me want to try acid.

[weso1]

Something I've never understood about homosexual relationships is why some gay partners are looking for the more feminine partner if you are male, or the more masculine partner if you are female. I feel like it makes sense to me that you should logically be more interested in a partner who most represents the opposite as I've described above. I get fetishes, but it seems more common then I would think it would be.

[Bj1133]

Something I've never understood about homosexual relationships is why some gay partners are looking for the more feminine partner if you are male, or the more masculine partner if you are female. I feel like it makes sense to me that you should logically be more interested in a partner who most represents the opposite as I've described above. I get fetishes, but it seems more common then I would think it would be.

I've said the same thing many times. You would think that women who are attracted to women would be attracted to attractive women and not mannish looking women. Doesn't make sense to me, but maybe there aren't that many out there and you have to go with what you can get.