Twats

[Hawk]

COGPK: "I left a couple of years ago. I was not mad about anything here or I would not come back. The last straw at the other place happened last week. I received a text message from a life long friend telling me that he ran into Fredi and he told him that the Braves had signed AJ P and it hadn't been announced yet and he was the first ti know. Then, the news broke out. When I told about it on the other board, the "moderator" made light of it and basically called me a liar. I don't need that. I was done with them at that point and came back here. Glad to be back and discuss in a respectable way."

ChapelHillMatt: "I think I'm going to start posting on this board again. Reading a lot of the threads on here seems to be some actual baseball discussions taking place and the childishness and bickering removed. It makes me think adults are actually posting here. "

"BillShanks: "Because of this thread, I've reached out to several long-time posters through private message. If you know anyone that greatly contributed in positive ways to our discussions, please reach out to them as well. Hopefully, we'll see even more like Murph3 and marzy rejoin us. I think the discussions are very good so far. We're slowly building them up so that by the time the season comes back around we should be close to back to normal (as far as having good traffic).

But so far, we are keeping the discussions very professional and not having to label this board as anything... if you guys know what I mean... Ha!"

[Gary82]

Traitors.


In all seriousness, if they don't want to be here, then let them leave. **** 'em. We're a lively bunch, and if you can't handle it, then waddle on back to Buffalo Bill Shanks presents Patio's Daddio.

[CyYoung31]

Jeez. I'm the PatioDaddio of this board.

What have I done?

[Julio3000]

Jeez. I'm the PatioDaddio of this board.

What have I done?

I blame Frank Wren.

[The Chosen One]

WHAT THE HELL DO PEOPLE WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHEN SPRING TRAINING GAMES DON'T EVEN START FOR ANOTHER MONTH AND A HALF?!!?

It's the offseason for crying out loud... christ.

FWIW, I e-mailed COG personally and had a few back and forth e-mails with him... civil. I think he may come around eventually, but no ill will towards him.

[zitothebrave]

Just wait until COGPK scoops Bill and Bill deletes his posts. I forget what it was but there was someone who posted something about a signing that bill considered premium content when I clearly pointed to other sources who reported it way earlier he threw a hissy fit and went away.

I don't really care. I'm not going back to Scout. Everyone can leave and leave just SAV, Cy, Julio, and myself and we'll be ok. If others don't like our weird little community they don't have to belong. It is America, and there's no more American Braves board than this one.

[The Chosen One]

I don't really care. I'm not going back to Scout. Everyone can leave and leave just SAV, Cy, Julio, and myself and we'll be ok. If others don't like our weird little community they don't have to belong. It is America, and there's no more American Braves board than this one.

I knew you were a fan of circle jerks but me personally....

[zitothebrave]

You hear that Cy and Julio? SAV is out of the pantsless cocaine parties.

[Julio3000]

I imagine the demographic over there skews a little older. This place may not be for everyone, but everyone is welcome.

If Scout is rebuilt into something reasonable, then I wish them the best of luck. I've got no interest in hanging out there, though.

[The Chosen One]

If Scout is rebuilt into something reasonable, then I wish them the best of luck. I've got no interest in hanging out there, though.

Hmmm... I no longer think it's a coincidence Bill came back along with Hart and JS rebuilding the main roster. Sounds like a top to bottom rebuild of the organization.

[Julio3000]

In a couple of years they may be pretty strong when all of those new prospects recover from carpal tunnel surgery.

[Dalyn]

I figured this was going to be in the Babes sub-forum. It's about a couple boobs, so I was close.

[The Chosen One]

ChapelMatt was never really that bad or never really went off on anybody.

I wish him well.

[Dalyn]

ChapelMatt was never really that bad or never really went off on anybody.

I wish him well.

Yeah. I was joking. It's weird how some want to dictate how others react to news, but I don't have a problem with anyone on here. Plenty of positive and negative posts, so you can get whatever you want. Some, for whatever reason, just focus on the posts that bother them and can't handle it.

[CyYoung31]

WHAT THE HELL DO PEOPLE WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHEN SPRING TRAINING GAMES DON'T EVEN START FOR ANOTHER MONTH AND A HALF?!!?

It's the offseason for crying out loud... christ.

FWIW, I e-mailed COG personally and had a few back and forth e-mails with him... civil. I think he may come around eventually, but no ill will towards him.

Has he seen my post apologizing to him? I like COGPK. It sucks he reacted that way.

[Dalyn]

Has he seen my post apologizing to him? I like COGPK. It sucks he reacted that way.

It was clearly a joke and if you react that way toward someone maybe possibly questioning your street cred on the internet, there's probably a much larger issue in play.

[CyYoung31]

LOL. I made a post in that thread apologizing to COGPK and it got deleted.

I guess some things never change.

[Julio3000]

LOL. I made a post in that thread apologizing to COGPK and it got deleted.

I guess some things never change.

I thought you made it pretty clear.

[CyYoung31]

I thought you made it pretty clear.

Yeah, well I still feel like I ran off someone who in the past has been a pretty solid poster. Kind of feel bad about it.

[Julio3000]

Well, you did what you could do, in public and private. It takes two. I'm sorry to see anyone who contributes decide to leave, but in the end, it's his choice. C'est la vie.

[CyYoung31]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART COGPK!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1992109/you-are-tearing-me-apart-lisa-o.gif

[zitothebrave]

Haha the Room..

[bravesnumberone]

Maybe I'll check them out in 2017. I have reason to believe they'll be pretty good by then.

[jpx7]

Hmmm... I no longer think it's a coincidence Bill came back along with Hart and JS rebuilding the main roster. Sounds like a top to bottom rebuild of the organization.

I think they're all bottoming.

[NinersSBChamps]

Well adios to those deserters.

[jpx7]

Relevant report (http://www.theonion.com/articles/historians-politely-remind-nation-to-check-whats-h,26183/):


"I get it. If we do something bad that happened before, then the same bad thing could happen again," said Barb Ennis, 48, of Pawtucket, RI. "We don't want history to happen again, unless the thing that happened was good."

"When you think about it, a lot of things have happened already," Ennis added. "That's what history is."

[Dalyn]

Well adios to those deserters.

http://news.kris-design.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ljT1H10.gif

[jpx7]

http://i.imgur.com/BFu1jLe.gif

[weso1]

This board isn't for everyone. It's good that there's a place for folks who just want bland baseball talk and nothing else. I prefer this board. Much more interesting conversations over here.

[yeezus]

It's amazing to me that some people think others care a lot about them leaving. We have so many posters here with so much variety (which is great), that it doesn't matter one bit if a couple of people want to leave. See yah. No offense guys, but I personally wouldn't mind if any of you left. Maybe except for Heyward, a rough day needs comic relief. Maybe I don't have the history/connection that some of you do to some of these guys, but the scout board ain't resurrecting, and if you wanna go back there because no one complains or has a differing opinion, I really don't see why anyone should care. I'm here. I will NOT leave my post. That's all anyone needs.

I think a majority of us are generally fair. No one agrees with someone else on every single things, and there's a ton of good baseball conversation. I think the side-stuff is just a product of the community of us growing a little bit closer. Niners pisses me off daily but I still enjoy him. Wouldn't miss him, the same way I wouldn't miss anyone else (except Heyward), but he provides balance IMO.

[NinersSBChamps]

It's amazing to me that some people think others care a lot about them leaving. We have so many posters here with so much variety (which is great), that it doesn't matter one bit if a couple of people want to leave. See yah. No offense guys, but I personally wouldn't mind if any of you left. Maybe except for Heyward, a rough day needs comic relief. Maybe I don't have the history/connection that some of you do to some of these guys, but the scout board ain't resurrecting, and if you wanna go back there because no one complains or has a differing opinion, I really don't see why anyone should care. I'm here. I will NOT leave my post. That's all anyone needs.

I think a majority of us are generally fair. No one agrees with someone else on every single things, and there's a ton of good baseball conversation. I think the side-stuff is just a product of the community of us growing a little bit closer. Niners pisses me off daily but I still enjoy him. Wouldn't miss him, the same way I wouldn't miss anyone else (except Heyward), but he provides balance IMO.
I like you too.

[bravesnumberone]

I've scheduled a Tommy John surgery for July so you guys won't trade me to that board.

[The Chosen One]

Hart wanted to be the anti-Wren.

Under Wren, our pitchers have TJ. Under Hart, we acquire pitchers recovering from TJ.

[bravesnumberone]

Hart wanted to be the anti-Wren.

Under Wren, our pitchers have TJ. Under Hart, we acquire pitchers recovering from TJ.

So Wren becomes Dodgers GM, and Kershaw gets TJ.......

[BRule]

Lol I can't believe Matt went back....I guess I shouldn't REALLY be shocked but when he found out about who the real Bill and PD were it was like thethe finding out Harden associated with crips.

Maybe chop2chip still has that ChapelHillMattUPS SN and can go talk to him again.

[chop2chip]

I don't think its a big deal that either of those two left. It happens to every message board and don't be surprised to see them come back once the seasons starts up again. People are driven to message boards for traffic and reasonable thoughts. This board has both.

However, I think both of those two have a point. It's hard to read the main board right now because every thread derails into a Markakis or Heyward discussion. Even the most minor signing that literally has no downside will deteriorate into some derivative of that debate. It's really a grind to read those threads. But I understand that its something that cannot be controlled. People are pissed off about those two things and until the games start again it makes sense that will dominate the conversation.

I just think it's something to keep in mind for those of us who participate in those threads to not participate in the rabbit chase. At some point the conversation has to move on from Heyward.

[Dalyn]

I'm partial to them myself. Twats, I mean.

[Hawk]

This is WilliamJames' new avatar:

http://media.scout.com/media/avatars/7/3/WilliamJames.jpg

Isn't it the general consensus that he was PatioDaddio?

[CyYoung31]

This is WilliamJames' new avatar:

http://media.scout.com/media/avatars/7/3/WilliamJames.jpg

Isn't it the general consensus that he was PatioDaddio?

Funny, that's exactly how I pictured him.

[Dalyn]

This is WilliamJames' new avatar:

http://media.scout.com/media/avatars/7/3/WilliamJames.jpg

Isn't it the general consensus that he was PatioDaddio?

I didn't know that, but I'm going to go post the picture in some perverted 4Chan thread.

[Dalyn]

I mean, he looks like he's trying to nab a role on To Catch a Predator.

[Dalyn]

If that picture is actually one of our other esteemed posters around here, I'm just kidding. If not, I'm totally serious.

[Hawk]

If that picture is actually one of our other esteemed posters around here, I'm just kidding. If not, I'm totally serious.

Yeah, I am reserving all of my Daddy quips until we can receive additional verification of villain status.

[Gary82]

If that picture is actually one of our other esteemed posters around here, I'm just kidding. If not, I'm totally serious.

You should be a politician.

[chop2chip]

This is WilliamJames' new avatar:

http://media.scout.com/media/avatars/7/3/WilliamJames.jpg

Isn't it the general consensus that he was PatioDaddio?
That's defintely PD. He posted pictures of himself before under the PD account.

[yeezus]

face of an insecure small old man.

[zitothebrave]

That's defintely PD. He posted pictures of himself before under the PD account.

Awwww

I was hoping this was Patio

http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personNbr=4908

[CyYoung31]

This is WilliamJames' new avatar:

http://media.scout.com/media/avatars/7/3/WilliamJames.jpg

Isn't it the general consensus that he was PatioDaddio?

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b370/Confusobot/BigLebowski-8YearOldsDude.jpg

[Hawk]

Notice that he removed the picture.

Too late, Patio -- you've been had.

More evidence that Bill has zero concept of how run a website.

[The Chosen One]

More interesting is that Bill and/or Patio have fake accounts and are lurking here if Patio took down his avatar because of us. Bill said he's been PM'ing (idk if that was either here or there) people to come back.

[Dalyn]

Notice that he removed the picture.

Too late, Patio -- you've been had.

More evidence that Bill has zero concept of how run a website.

Can you add the picture to the smiley list like you did the Fredi one?

[Dalyn]

These are the important things in life.

[jpx7]

Bill said he's been PM'ing (idk if that was either here or there) people to come back.

And yet I'm still waiting for my invitation back.

[zitothebrave]

And yet I'm still waiting for my invitation back.

Saving the best for last.

[weso1]

Bill said he's been PM'ing (idk if that was either here or there) people to come back.

What kind of weirdo person would do such a thing.

[The Chosen One]

Can you add the picture to the smiley list like you did the Fredi one?

There's actually a bunch I'm gonna upload in the next week.

The Willestor picture is definitely in play now. Need one of Hart, JS, Bobby, Smiling Fredi, Sweaty Bowman, Happy Chip, Annoyed Chipper, Post-K Smiling Andruw.

[Dalyn]

There's actually a bunch I'm gonna upload in the next week.

The Willestor picture is definitely in play now. Need one of Hart, JS, Bobby, Smiling Fredi, Sweaty Bowman, Happy Chip, Annoyed Chipper, Post-K Smiling Andruw.

Thank you! :Alone:

[Julio3000]

I vote for "That's Just an Assumption."

[Tapate50]

There's actually a bunch I'm gonna upload in the next week.

The Willestor picture is definitely in play now. Need one of Hart, JS, Bobby, Smiling Fredi, Sweaty Bowman, Happy Chip, Annoyed Chipper, Post-K Smiling Andruw.

The "Sweaty Bowman" sounds like a sex move.

It would be a fantastic gif for the site. I cannot watch that without cracking a smile.

[BRule]

More interesting is that Bill and/or Patio have fake accounts and are lurking here if Patio took down his avatar because of us. Bill said he's been PM'ing (idk if that was either here or there) people to come back.

PD is over here, I assume Bill is too or whoever the spies are. PD would PM me about this place back when it started thinking he was slick or that I cared that he was over. And yeah, that's him in the pic.

[The Chosen One]

Pd would Pm you on here? Under what username?

[BRule]

Pd would Pm you on here? Under what username?

No, on scout.

[Dalyn]

What a twat.

[Tapate50]

I don't know why, but I find it creepy that you guys know what he looks like.

I just assume you all are morbidly obese and have bad acne. It makes me feel better.

[NinersSBChamps]

My mission is almost over with guys. PD hired me as a spy about 18 months ago. My obligation to him is coming to an end.

[jpx7]

I just assume you all are morbidly obese and have bad acne. It makes me feel better.

I just assume you're that guy in the sweater pointing.

[TURBO]

I just assume you're that guy in the sweater pointing.

" Lou; a minute of your time. See, it says right there; no calisthentics. What do you think of that?"

[Tapate50]

I just assume you're that guy in the sweater pointing.

I wish!

I do the same with your pic as well.

[jpx7]

I wish!

I do the same with your pic as well.

Well I am a little Japanese boy making fart jokes.

[Tapate50]

Well I am a little Japanese boy making fart jokes.

I just figured you were Sav's kid or something.

[Tapate50]

Pd would Pm you on here? Under what username?

Easy there Kim Jong. Settle down.

[CyYoung31]

Well I am a little Japanese boy making fart jokes.

I still picture you as Rita Hayworth.

[jpx7]

I still picture you as Rita Hayworth.

I am also Rita Hayworth, glaring pregnantly with a cigarette at my fingertips.

[Gary82]

I just assume you're that guy in the sweater pointing.

Tapate is Roger Dorn.

[CyYoung31]

If jpx doesn't know who Roger Dorn is, I have to seriously question his baseball fandom.

[The Chosen One]

"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy." - Zito

[Dalyn]

"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy again." - Zito

:Gasp:

[zitothebrave]

Perhaps there will come a day that I will understand SAV's comedic diarrhea, that day is not today.

[The Chosen One]

Zito. Part of the comedic value for this is you getting so passively defensive and some times over agitated.

This also goes back to the days Toma used to bully you on scout calling you an overweight fat slob. Combined with you being the successor to Jerry Sandusky it makes for great tv.

[zitothebrave]

If I was modelling my comedy on someone, it wouldn't be Toma.

[The Chosen One]

If I was modelling my comedy on someone, it wouldn't be Toma.

I'm not in this to make other people laugh or get thanks. I'm doing it to laugh at how over the top your reactions are.

[zitothebrave]

I'm not in this to make other people laugh or get thanks. I'm doing it to laugh at how over the top your reactions are.

You say my overreactions are over the top, and you just talked about Toma? Well that's funny.

I'm gonna take all my stuff and leave because people don't think my dick jokes are funny. Wah wah wah.

[The Chosen One]

I never said Toma wasn't over the top. I thought his harassment of you was sad and hilarious at the same time. I'm just saying your defensive reactions when I joke about you liking young boys is over the top and slightly humorous.

It times it does make one wonder if...

[zitothebrave]

I never said Toma wasn't over the top. I thought his harassment of you was sad and hilarious at the same time. I'm just saying your defensive reactions when I joke about you liking young boys is over the top and slightly humorous.

It times it does make one wonder if...

Yeah my over the top reaction like "Perhaps there will come a day that I will understand SAV's comedic diarrhea, that day is not today"

Let me ease your concerns, I've never been actually defensive of you calling me a pedophile. I don't care cause you seem to enjoy yourself. It's like placating a baby sometimes you just have to let them chew on your keys. I just literally don't get why you think it's funny. I'm guessing it's just our different sense of humors.

[BRule]

Yeah my over the top reaction like "Perhaps there will come a day that I will understand SAV's comedic diarrhea, that day is not today"

Let me ease your concerns, I've never been actually defensive of you calling me a pedophile. I don't care cause you seem to enjoy yourself. It's like placating a baby sometimes you just have to let them chew on your keys. I just literally don't get why you think it's funny. I'm guessing it's just our different sense of humors.

Seems like you're overreacting...

[Hawk]

Yeah my over the top reaction like "Perhaps there will come a day that I will understand SAV's comedic diarrhea, that day is not today"

Let me ease your concerns, I've never been actually defensive of you calling me a pedophile. I don't care cause you seem to enjoy yourself. It's like placating a baby sometimes you just have to let them chew on your keys. I just literally don't get why you think it's funny. I'm guessing it's just our different sense of humors.

It does appear like you are making a mountain out of a molehill here.

[Dalyn]

Yeah my over the top reaction like "Perhaps there will come a day that I will understand SAV's comedic diarrhea, that day is not today"

Let me ease your concerns, I've never been actually defensive of you calling me a pedophile. I don't care cause you seem to enjoy yourself. It's like placating a baby sometimes you just have to let them chew on your keys. I just literally don't get why you think it's funny. I'm guessing it's just our different sense of humors.

Not sure what the big deal is here. Seems like you're overreacting. Thought this was all a joke. Funny it happened in a thread about overreacting.

[Julio3000]

No need to get salty. We're all friends here, right?

[chop2chip]

Yeah my over the top reaction like "Perhaps there will come a day that I will understand SAV's comedic diarrhea, that day is not today"

Let me ease your concerns, I've never been actually defensive of you calling me a pedophile. I don't care cause you seem to enjoy yourself. It's like placating a baby sometimes you just have to let them chew on your keys. I just literally don't get why you think it's funny. I'm guessing it's just our different sense of humors.
Eh... This is a bit over the top, no?

[Tapate50]

Before Zeets gets too over the top (if he hasn't already) we should really change the name of this thread. It's misleading towards something that belongs in the protected area...

[Dalyn]

Before Zeets gets too over the top (if he hasn't already) we should really change the name of this thread. It's misleading towards something that belongs in the protected area...

We could call it, "Twat Did You Say, Asshole?" That covers the major holes.

[Hawk]

We could call it, "Twat Did You Say, Asshole?" That covers the major holes.

Twat did you say? I kunt hear you.

[Tapate50]

Zeeto stars in a more plump version of ....

http://cinemassacre.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/Over-the-Top.jpg

[zitothebrave]

Eh... This is a bit over the top, no?

No, unless you consider you know posting to be over the top. Over the top would be me like "No you **** babies you ****ing chink" or some variation of that. I think stating I don't get SAV's sense of humor and clarifying his seeming thinking I'm overreacting to it by saying I don't care seems liek a rational thought process. I mean I could just ignore it. But where's the fun in that. This is apparently giving SV some form of weird joy. I guess there's some good in that.

[chop2chip]

No, unless you consider you know posting to be over the top. Over the top would be me like "No you **** babies you ****ing chink" or some variation of that. I think stating I don't get SAV's sense of humor and clarifying his seeming thinking I'm overreacting to it by saying I don't care seems liek a rational thought process. I mean I could just ignore it. But where's the fun in that. This is apparently giving SV some form of weird joy. I guess there's some good in that.

Def over the top

[zitothebrave]

Def over the top

You know what's over the top? Believing that a book was written in unknown powers and moved from the ME ot the hills of New York.

(now that's and over the top reaction)

[chop2chip]

You know what's over the top? Believing that a book was written in unknown powers and moved from the ME ot the hills of New York.

(now that's and over the top reaction)

Oh for sure ova da top

[Hawk]

http://i.imgur.com/vB9B5.gif

[Heyward]

Meh just the way it is, some people get way too sensitive on here.

[Dalyn]

http://i.minus.com/ibuo39L9EHzhGC.gif

[NinersSBChamps]

Zito is racist. Or is it okay beside he used quotation marks?

[zitothebrave]

Zito is racist. Or is it okay beside he used quotation marks?

Niners is a grammatically challenged.

[NinersSBChamps]

Niners is a grammatically challenged.

Not at all. You used a racial slur. Quotes or not.

[zitothebrave]

Not at all. You used a racial slur. Quotes or not.

Reread your post and you shall understand why I said what I said.

[The Chosen One]

Zeets. Even some of the fairest posters on here think your responses are a bit over the top.

Case closed.

[NinersSBChamps]

Reread your post and you shall understand why I said what I said.

I read it a thousand times and don't know what the issue is.:cooter:

Gotta love IPhones sometimes...

[zitothebrave]

Zeets. Even some of the fairest posters on here think your responses are a bit over the top.

Case closed.

If your building your case on BRule being fair, you're building it on a pretty weak foundation. BRule is the king troll, and just likes to see things escalate.

[The Chosen One]

Zeets. Even some of the fairest posters on here think your responses are a bit over the top.

Case closed.


If your building your case on BRule being fair, you're building it on a pretty weak foundation. BRule is the king troll, and just likes to see things escalate.

No need to get racist just because Brule is black and I'm asian.

[BRule]

I don't get how this is still going, it's obvious Zito was over the top and now he's being a straight up racist. The digs at c2c and SAV were uncalled for.

Ban?

[zitothebrave]

No need to get racist just because Brule is black and I'm asian.

BRule isn't even from black people of white people.

[Dalyn]

BRule isn't even from black people of white people.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr05/30/15/anigif_enhanced-buzz-23763-1383162011-12.gif

[NinersSBChamps]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr05/30/15/anigif_enhanced-buzz-23763-1383162011-12.gif

BRule isn't black enough...just like his boy Russ.

[NinersSBChamps]

If your building your case on BRule being fair, you're building it on a pretty weak foundation. BRule is the king troll, and just likes to see things escalate.

Grammar much?

[Dalyn]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/2236736/stop-grammar-time-o.gif

[zitothebrave]

Grammar much?

I deserve that. My context filter failed me on my phone.

[jpx7]

Just drove over two-thousand miles in four days; glad to know this thread's been driven even further into the ground over the same span.

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ibstf9edrq4uzn.gif

[CyYoung31]

Just drove over two-thousand miles in four days; glad to know this thread's been driven even further into the ground over the same span.

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ibstf9edrq4uzn.gif

I drove from Tennessee to Oregon in four days almost two years ago. Moved out there for a year and a half. Technically, I drove from Florida to Oregon because I was visiting my dad right before that. It's a fun drive. Would have been even more fun if I wasn't in a Uhaul.

[The Chosen One]

You don't live in Oregon anymore?

[CyYoung31]

You don't live in Oregon anymore?

Came back home for Christmas and decided to stay. I'm going to get the rest of my stuff though in a couple of weeks.

[The Chosen One]

Thank you! :Alone:

I haven't forgotten about these... I will be trying to upload them soon!

[Hawk]

You made me promises, promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises, promises
Why do I believe?

[Dalyn]

You made me promises, promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises, promises
Why do I believe?

http://www.troll.me/images/toy-story/twats-twats-everywhere.jpg