4/17/15 GDT: Maybin getting more burn / Peterson batting 8th

[thethe]

Young Jr. LF
Callaspo 3B
Markakis RF
Freeman 1B
C.Johnson DH
Pierzynski C
Simmons SS
Peterson 2B
Maybin CF

Teheran P

[Anthony J. Pierzynski]

Git some, baby! **** Canada!

[nsacpi]

Expecting a huge game from Callaspo.

[The Chosen One]

Poor CB. DH this weekend and he can't get himself any playing time.

[chop2chip]

Substitute CB for AJ and I support this lineup.

Also substitute EY for Justin Upton.

[thethe]

Substitute CB for AJ and I support this lineup.

Also substitute EY for Justin Upton.

I really hope they can find a way to get Upton back here. You can't really blame the Braves because BJ **** the bed. He would be absolutley perfect for this team...moreso than any player that would be available the next three years.

[Hawk]

Knucksie Are you going to any games this series?

[cajunrevenge]

This is going to be an ugly series if we don't score more than the usual 2-3 runs.

[DirkPiggler]

http://balanceoffood.typepad.com/.a/6a00e55214ffbe8834017ee419eb9d970d-pi

[jsebe10]

Young Jr. LF
Callaspo 3B
Markakis RF
Freeman 1B
C.Johnson DH
Pierzynski C
Simmons SS
Peterson 2B
Maybin CF

Teheran P

Why not put CJ at 3rd...CB behind the plate and DH AJ's old @ss?

[Julio3000]

Why not put CJ at 3rd...CB behind the plate and DH AJ's old @ss?

Because Fredi has been given reason to believe Alberto Callaspo is awesome. :Bowman:

[buck75]

Craig coming in the 9th to pitch against Cubs.

[sturg33]

Tough to argue against AJ in the lineup. He's been good

[nsacpi]

I have the fullest confidence in this team's ability to play scrappy winning baseball.
This is going to be an ugly series if we don't score more than the usual 2-3 runs.

[cajunrevenge]

Looking back at the first 9 games of 2014 we scored
game 1- 0
game 2- 5
game 3- 1
game 4- 2
game 5- 6
game 6- 1
game 7- 0
game 8- 4
game 9- 4

total - 23 runs

In 2015 so far

game 1- 2
game 2- 12
game 3- 2
game 4- 5
game 5- 5
game 6- 3
game 7- 3
game 8- 2
game 9- 2

total - 38 runs

Even without the 12 run game we have outscored last years team. The biggest difference is consistency of which we score runs. No less than 2 runs in any game and in 2014 we had scored 1 or less runs in 4 games already. 2 runs atleast gives us some chance to win. Not going to win many games scoring 1 or less.

[Julio3000]

Looking back at the first 9 games of 2014 we scored
game 1- 0
game 2- 5
game 3- 1
game 4- 2
game 5- 6
game 6- 1
game 7- 0
game 8- 4
game 9- 4

total - 23 runs

In 2015 so far

game 1- 2
game 2- 12
game 3- 2
game 4- 5
game 5- 5
game 6- 3
game 7- 3
game 8- 2
game 9- 2

total - 38 runs

Even without the 12 run game we have outscored last years team. The biggest difference is consistency of which we score runs. No less than 2 runs in any game and in 2014 we had scored 1 or less runs in 4 games already. 2 runs atleast gives us some chance to win. Not going to win many games scoring 1 or less.

I'm impressed and gratified by the fact that the 2015 edition hasn't been shut out.

[jsebe10]

Holy crap...is anyone watching the pre game on FSS? Did they just catch Jerome and Diaz in between sets? Jerome told a Winston crab leg joke.

[Dalyn]

Young at the top.

:FrediConfident:

[Julio3000]

Young at the top.

:FrediConfident:

Why not? He's fast.
:FrediWut:

[Julio3000]

Mukaki spit on four balls.

[Julio3000]

'Course CJ is first-pitch hacking after two walks.

[Dalyn]

Mukaki spit on four balls.

In your face, so to speak.

[bravesnumberone]

:Bowman:

[Julio3000]

:Bowman:

I <3 this smiley.

[keithlaw]

I <3 this smiley.

I have reason to believe thats a universal sentiment.

[bravesnumberone]

:facepalm:

[jsebe10]

Gotta keep the ball down.

[Garmel]

Always a good idea to have someone who hits righties somewhere in the .150+ area to bat 5th in the lineup.

[Knucksie]

Knucksie Are you going to any games this series?

A week late. Was just in Toronto last weekend for something else.

Dinner was here last Saturday:
http://www.adegarestaurante.ca/

Comes highly recommended.

Rogers Centre (Skydome) is a crappy place for baseball. Had seen a previous series between these teams in '99.

[Julio3000]

Always a good idea to have someone who hits righties somewhere in the .150+ area to bat 5th in the lineup.

CJ gonna CJ, but Fredi is probably not going to stack three lefties after the other day.

[Dalyn]

Always a good idea to have someone who hits righties somewhere in the .150+ area to bat 5th in the lineup.

What's important is that we have a bad fielder DH.

:FrediGreen:

[Julio3000]

:FrediConfident:

[Garmel]

*sigh* We just tied it up and this happens.

[thethe]

Love that Julio pickoff!

[thethe]

Markakis with a 390 OBP so far. Not showing enough power but we can live with that if he is getting on base at that clip.

[bravesnumberone]

Freeman missing some pitches he normally kills.

[thethe]

I could live without seeing Chris Johnson anymore.

[thethe]

YAY CHRIS JOHNSON!

[Julio3000]

Yeah Crystal!

[Dalyn]

Those DH stats since 2011 really highlight Fredi's...managerial...uh...um...I don't even know.

[Garmel]

Great play by the Asshole!

[thethe]

AJ with the heads up play. Some real tough AB's we are having so far today.

[bravesnumberone]

:FrediWut::FrediConfident::FrediPuzzled::Bowman::H eywardWut::JSIDK::FrediGreen:

[Julio3000]

Markakis with a 390 OBP so far. Not showing enough power but we can live with that if he is getting on base at that clip.

He's been OB like a fool the past few games. Dude needs to be leading off ;-)

[Dalyn]

Just like they practiced.

[Julio3000]

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff511/poinsett/AJ_pierzynskiaj_600_zpsyrbqj8uv.jpg

[thethe]

He's been OB like a fool the past few games. Dude needs to be leading off ;-)

At the very least in the 2 spot. Problem is Freeman is really the only hitter that resembles a 3/4/5 hitter. But, that will come in time.

[bravesnumberone]

Yeah Crystal!

http://i.lvme.me/3nj3z35.jpg

[Dalyn]

He's been OB like a fool the past few games. Dude needs to be leading off ;-)

He really does, and he should've started the year there.

[thethe]

Hutchinson has no control.

[Dalyn]

Terrible job from Simmons there.

[bravesnumberone]

Terrible job from Simmons there.

Rebuild time.

[thethe]

Shorten up here Jace. Just need a single.

[thethe]

Ouch..that was not a good AB from Jace. You can't take that pitch with 2 strikes.

[bravesnumberone]

Ouch..that was not a good AB from Jace. You can't take that pitch with 2 strikes.

(Insert Melvin smiley SAV needs to put up.)

[thethe]

Guess Julio didn't feel like showing up tongiht.

[bravesnumberone]

Nobody to blame but Teheran so far.

[Dalyn]

Brutal.

[Dalyn]

Wish we could've grabbed Donaldson. Great player.

[Braves1976]

Given our leadoff issues, I thought I'd point out that Mallex Smith is starting off great again tonight. Base hit, bunted to second, steals third and scores on a Rio Riuz groundout to the pitcher. I'm liking Mallex Smith so far, he was great in ST and is hitting .346 so far in Mississippi (SSS I know). Hopefully he'll solve our leadoff issues no later than 2016.

[thethe]

Given our leadoff issues, I thought I'd point out that Mallex Smith is starting off great again tonight. Base hit, bunted to second, steals third and scores on a Rio Riuz groundout to the pitcher. I'm liking Mallex Smith so far, he was great in ST and is hitting .346 so far in Mississippi (SSS I know). Hopefully he'll solve our leadoff issues no later than 2016.

I think the latest we will see him is the start of 2016.

[keithlaw]

Guess Julio didn't feel like showing up tongiht.

It's not his best night but he's not making bad posts.

[Braves1976]

I think the latest we will see him is the start of 2016.

Yea, certainly if he keeps it up. He's already shown himself well in this past AFL, ST and now great start for Mississippi too. So he could be ready sooner than 2016 if he keeps it up.

[bravesnumberone]

Yea, certainly if he keeps it up. He's already shown himself well in this past AFL, ST and now great start for Mississippi too. So he could be ready sooner than 2016 if he keeps it up.

:Bowman: to believe.

[Dalyn]

:JSIDK:

[bravesnumberone]

Heywood, can you get a smiley of Sam Holbrook so we can bust that out on infield and shallow outfield pop ups?

[Braves1976]

Heywood, can you get a smiley of Sam Holbrook so we can bust that out on infield and shallow outfield pop ups?

I'd prefer Simmons urinating in pop up fashion and it raining down on a smiling Sam Holbrook's head. Get on it graphic artists. :)

[thethe]

We have a new BABIP King.

[Dalyn]

Ha! Dude thought Markakis had power.

[thethe]

Man, the offense would actually be ok if Freeman were producing.

[Dalyn]

I have no confidence in Freeman here.

[Julio3000]

I'd prefer Simmons urinating in pop up fashion and it raining down on a smiling Sam Holbrook's head. Get on it graphic artists. :)

All I got.

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff511/poinsett/holbrook_meds_zps0ccffdab.jpg

[Braves1976]

All I got.

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff511/poinsett/holbrook_meds_zps0ccffdab.jpg

We'll just pretend Simmons pissed in it before Medlen poured it on his head. :)

[Julio3000]

I'm sure he would have.

[bravesnumberone]

SIMBA

[Julio3000]

Simmons with the oppo right now...

[thethe]

Nice, Simmons just made up for his earlier AB.

Stupid managers who manage to a stat. Hutch should have been pulled a while ago but wanted to get Hutch a win.

[Braves1976]

Good job Simmons!

[thewupk]

He just pissed on that baseball

[Julio3000]

Extent Seitzer.

[Dalyn]

:tchop:

Markakis
Simmons
Freeman

Is starting to sound okay.

[Dalyn]

Nice, Simmons just made up for his earlier AB.

Stupid managers who manage to a stat. Hutch should have been pulled a while ago but wanted to get Hutch a win.

:FrediGreen:

[Braves1976]

Good job Peterson, Jace needed that after the two strikeouts.

[bravesnumberone]

:Bowman: to believe

[thethe]

Who would have thought that offense wouldn't be an issue so far this year? Baseball is so crazy.

[thethe]

Extent Seitzer.

This X100000

[Dalyn]

:HeywardWut:

[Dalyn]

We've got this one...as long as we don't hit a HR.

[bravesnumberone]

Greg Olson

[Dalyn]

Fredi keeping Teheran out there. Managers who play to a stat suck.

[Braves1976]

Wisler struggled big time tonight for Gwinnett, they finally just pulled him after a touchdown (extra point is at second base and pending) and 10 hits in 4 2/3 innings. The last two runs were unearned due to an error by Joe Benson.

[Dalyn]

Wisler struggled big time tonight for Gwinnett, they finally just pulled him after a touchdown (extra point is at second base and pending) and 11 hits in 4 2/3 innings.

http://images.hngn.com/data/images/full/78164/the-padres-made-another-blockbuster-deal-this-past-sunday.jpg?w=650

[bravesnumberone]

:FrediWut:

[TDlxANDER]

I hate this place

[Braves1976]

Homerun derby against Teheran tonight, I hope his knee isn't an issue as he looks off. Hopefully just a bad night.

[Dalyn]

Could see that coming from a mile away. Fredi costing the team trying to get Teheran a win.

[Dalyn]

Homerun derby against Teheran tonight, I hope his knee isn't an issue as he looks off. Hopefully just a bad night.

Don't worry about that. He said he was fine.

:FrediGreen:

[UNCBlue012]

Julio want to pitch or nah?

[bravesnumberone]

Hard to win when your ace pitches like ****. Why's he still in again?

[UNCBlue012]

And I see fredi is leaving him in again...

[Braves1976]

Could see that coming from a mile away. Fredi costing the team trying to get Teheran a win.

Looks like he'll only be able to get him a loss now.

[thewupk]

our manager sucks ass

[Dalyn]

Even Joe is jumping on Fredi for Teheran still being in the game.

[Dalyn]

These games really show why we can't have this moron managing our magical 2017 team.

[Dalyn]

Are we really pitching to him?

[Braves1976]

:FrediConfident:

[Garmel]

Whew. We survived Fredi's managing that inning.

[Braves1976]

Whew. We survived Fredi's managing that inning.

:FrediPuzzled:

[bravesnumberone]

White :HeywardWut:

[Dalyn]

Might want to bunt Freeman to stay out of the DP.

[bravesnumberone]

Jesus, Freeman. The 1-0 pitch should have been killed.

[Garmel]

I'm already sick of teams doing Gold Glove BS against us this year.

[Julio3000]

These games really show why we can't have this moron managing our magical 2017 team.


Or our vaguely mysterious 2015 team.

2017... Magic!

2015...It's an illusion.

[Dalyn]

Or our vaguely mysterious 2015 team.

2017... Magic!

2015...It's an illusion.

That's how magic works.

[Braves1976]

Freeman really struggling, now hitting .211 and only EY Jr. is hitting worse for average among line-up regulars.

[Julio3000]

White :HeywardWut:

Multi-hit games, yo.

[Dalyn]

That was a nice pitch.

[TDlxANDER]

I know they've been great so far...but I'm terrified of the bullpen in this place.

[Dalyn]

Freeman really struggling, now hitting .211 and only EY Jr. is hitting worse for average among line-up regulars.

You can't swing at every damn pitch and expect much success.

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Texas+Rangers+v+Seattle+Mariners+6eGLd5gKuwZl.jpg

[Julio3000]

That's how magic works.

I meant for you to assume Gob Bluth & "Final Countdown" in the background

[Dalyn]

The Magic Merkin.

[Braves1976]

You can't swing at every damn pitch and expect much success.

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Texas+Rangers+v+Seattle+Mariners+6eGLd5gKuwZl.jpg

Seitzer says Freeman take your walks, Freeman says screw that I'm swinging bitch!

[Julio3000]

Feels like Avilan hasn't pitched in days.

Unacceptable.

[Julio3000]

The Magic Merkin.

Valdez? He never amounted to much.

[TDlxANDER]

Feels like Avilan hasn't pitched in days.

Unacceptable.

He's got 2+ in him tonight

[Julio3000]

What Fredi really likes about Avilan is his ability to go multiple games.

[Dalyn]

What Fredi really likes about Avilan is his ability to go multiple games.

Avilan. The cool cat with nine left arms.

[Dalyn]

You can only see the straps if you pause and really take a good look, but that merkin is keeping his arm on.

[Dalyn]

:snort:

[Dalyn]

Love Martin getting the top of the order here. Hope he nails it down so Fredi doesn't decide the book is out on him, too.

[Julio3000]

What Fredi really likes about Cody Martin is that his name is easy to spell.

[Dalyn]

What Fredi really likes about Cody Martin is that his name is easy to spell.

Coty Marten

:FrediPuzzled:

[Dalyn]

Freeman should do well tomorrow. Fredi will probably decide to give him the day off.

[Julio3000]

Codi Marton

[The Chosen One]

Coyote Martini.

[bravesnumberone]

Codi Marton

Cody Avilan. :Bowman:

[Dalyn]

Cozy Merkin

[The Chosen One]

Quixote Martín

[bravesnumberone]

Nitram YDOC

[keithlaw]

Codeine Marathon

[TDlxANDER]

"Great inning, Merlin"

[Dalyn]

Nitram YDOC

How dare you.

[The Chosen One]

Codstanza Martino

[bravesnumberone]

Johnny Gattis.

[The Chosen One]

Juanny Homes baby!

[Dalyn]

Why hit for MAYBIN?

[bravesnumberone]

How dare you.

:Bowman:

[Julio3000]

HR. They're doomed.

[Dalyn]

GOMES! Should've been in for Young, but wooooooooooooooooo! :tchop:

[The Chosen One]

Why hit for MAYBIN?

You dare question the power of a Fredi Master?

[Dalyn]

HR. They're doomed.

Oh, right. :JSIDK:

[Dalyn]

You dare question the power of a Fredi Master?

I think Gomes was a good decision. Should've hit for Young, though.

[The Chosen One]

Time for Papa Johns to cook them up in the 8th so we can Grilli them in the 9th.

[Julio3000]

Codstanza Martino




Quetzalcoatl Martinez

[The Chosen One]

Codino Martinez.

[Dalyn]

Could be looking at a Martin win.

[The Chosen One]

Q


























Quetzalcoatl Martinez

Sad nobody got my hybrid Don Quixote Martin Prado one.:(

[UNCBlue012]

Markakis!!

[bravesnumberone]

I wonder if Markakis even hates baseball.

[The Chosen One]

Shanks must be getting a huge boner. Markakis has two multi hit games in one.

[Dalyn]

Q

John de Lancie

[thethe]

So all these vets that were brought in have done a good job.

Markakis is an on base machine. People are going to look really stupid about him.

[bravesnumberone]

So all these vets that were brought in have done a good job.

Markakis is an on base machine. People are going to look really stupid about him.

Didn't Uggla hit about 15 homers in a month?

[nsacpi]

With the DH no need to take Cody out.

[thethe]

THERE WE GO!

If Freeman starts to hit then this offense could be decent.

[CrimsonCowboy]

BOOM!

[UNCBlue012]

FREEBOMB

[bravesnumberone]

FREDDY FRIEDMAN

[The Chosen One]

Elfreddo Freemán

[Julio3000]

Codeine Marathon

^---^

[thethe]

Didn't Uggla hit about 15 homers in a month?

His hitting profile doesn't fit with where baseball is goign now. We don't have those guys os much anymore.

[TDlxANDER]

Freduardo Freebird!!!

[bravesnumberone]

His hitting profile doesn't fit with where baseball is goign now. We don't have those guys os much anymore.

I think the point is stop making declarations a week and a half in. I'm encouraged by what I've seen thus far. :Bowman:

[thethe]

I think the point is stop making declarations a week and a half in. I'm encouraged by what I've seen thus far. :Bowman:

People were making declarations left and right before a game was even played. I think what I'm doing seems more reasonable.

[Dalyn]

So all these vets that were brought in have done a good job.

Markakis is an on base machine. People are going to look really stupid about him.

It's the first year, and he has no power. That's a huge concern going forward. That said, I love watching him play so far.

[drewdat]

Fredi Freezalez

[The Chosen One]

Cristiano Juan Son Fuego

[thethe]

It's the first year, and he has no power. That's a huge concern going forward. That said, I love watching him play so far.

He is no longer a middle of the order hitter. He was brought here to do that so if you look at in that lens then its unfortunate. But, he will always be a positive hitter even as he reaches the end of the deal.

[Julio3000]

Efredi Hombreslibres!

[bravesnumberone]

Chip is used to talking in metrics, given his love for kilos. :YDS:

[nsacpi]

2 homeruns 8 strikeouts. This team is in the road to damnation.

[Dalyn]

But, he will always be a positive hitter even as he reaches the end of the deal.

Come on...

[Dalyn]

2 homeruns 8 strikeouts. This team is in the road to damnation.

This is what rebuilds are made of.

[The Chosen One]

This ain't Mexico you guys. I'm gonna deport you back to Scout. We speak English here.

[UNCBlue012]

Do we want to not give those up?

[bravesnumberone]

Gym Jonson.

[Julio3000]

Chip mentioned something that Fredi really liked about Jim Johnson, but it's slipped my mind.

[TURBO]

Well, at least I have Martin and Donaldson on my fantasy team

[CrimsonCowboy]

Good grief, is there a jet stream or something?

[The Chosen One]

Do we want to not give those up?

Braves Way.

[Dalyn]

Chip is used to talking in metrics, given his love for kilos. :YDS:

And his math is awful, also given his love for kilos.

[bravesnumberone]

This ain't Mexico you guys. I'm gonna deport you back to Scout. We speak English here.

http://infectedtube.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/rocker1-260x300.jpg

[The Chosen One]

Chip mentioned something that Fredi really liked about Jim Johnson, but it's slipped my mind.

Bowman calls him Slim Jim. If I were Johnson I'd stay away from Bowman...

[The Chosen One]

http://infectedtube.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/rocker1-260x300.jpg

Epitome of El Way De Los Bravos

[Julio3000]

The thing that Fredi really likes about Jason Grilli is his ability to go more than one inning.

[JusticeForAll23]

This ain't Mexico you guys. I'm gonna deport you back to Scout. We speak English here.
Does that place even still exist?

[UNCBlue012]

Take him out. This is embarrassing

[bravesnumberone]

Gem Penis.

[Dalyn]

This game ain't over until the fat man sings.

:FrediConfident:

[The Chosen One]

LOL what the hell was that.

[Dalyn]

Welcome back the AL, Johnson.

[The Chosen One]

Gem Penis.

:Bowman:

[bravesnumberone]

Reliever gets first two guys in an inning out. Pull him. :FrediConfident:

Reliever gives up a bomb and two more baserunners to start an inning. Leave him in. :FrediConfident:

[atl717]

Johnson choked away big games for the Orioles. He is a known choker.

[Dalyn]

Unbelievable. WALK HIM.

[Dalyn]

Good thing this is the AL and the pitcher has to hit so you need to pull him.

:FrediPuzzled:

[Dalyn]

Johnson choked away big games for the Orioles. He is a known choker.

DICK JOKE

[CrimsonCowboy]

Sinker not sinking

[Braves1976]

Johnson choked away big games for the Orioles. He is a known choker.

It looks like we're seeing the no lead is safe big Jim Johnson tonight.

Heads up play by Simmons!

[Dalyn]

:FrediWut: <------- also a DICK JOKE

[Braves1976]

Well, at least there is still a lead. I thought that one down the line was landing fair off the bat. Thankfully went foul.

[bravesnumberone]

:FrediWut: <------- also a DICK JOKE

Freddie GONBALLEZ

:Bowman::Bowman::HeywardWut:

[Dalyn]

Well, at least there is still a lead. I thought that one down the line was landing fair off the bat. Thankfully went foul.

Grilli gets the meat in the 9th. Hope he's got it cooking.

[JusticeForAll23]

Well, it's like they always say: baseball is a game of runs.

[Garmel]

Man, we don't need to see any more of the 2014 Jim Johnson. He's lucky they didn't get more.

[Braves1976]

Grilli gets the meat in the 9th. Hope he's got it cooking.

Yep.

[sturg33]

Markakis is an on base machine. People are going to look really stupid about him.

Specifically John Hart

[bravesnumberone]

Kimbrilled Cheese.

[Dalyn]

RELEASE THE CHARCOAL!

https://cbssanfran.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/469268956.jpg?w=620&h=349&crop=1

[CrimsonCowboy]

SIT DOWN BAUTISTA!

[bravesnumberone]

96 mph queso. That's the new **** out on the streets.

[Garmel]

Uno mas.

[bravesnumberone]

Erik Jung Jewner

[CrimsonCowboy]

http://i.imgur.com/P6x0U.gif

[Garmel]

**** yeah!!!!

[TURBO]

http://media1.giphy.com/media/4wMlW2RcOCVCU/giphy.gif

[Braves1976]

Braves win homerun derby 8-7! :)

[bravesnumberone]

Chasen Grilled Cheeve

[The Chosen One]

We Juan. Jaime five!

[Dalyn]

7-3 without Heyward.

:HeywardWut:

[thethe]

Specifically John Hart

Please, you thought Markakis was going to be awful in year 1. He may even end up being a better offensive player than he who shall not be named this year.

[bravesnumberone]

7-3 without Heyward.

:HeywardWut:

Would be 10-0 with him. :FrediConfident:

[nsacpi]

Grilli make pitch. Martin win.

[Julio3000]

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff511/poinsett/509386df-aa33-435f-b681-f030bd2dc189_zpsuopygh7t.jpg

[thethe]

Would be 10-0 with him. :FrediConfident:

11-0

[bravesnumberone]

11-0

Your math is as good as Chip's. :Bowman:

[The Chosen One]

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff511/poinsett/509386df-aa33-435f-b681-f030bd2dc189_zpsuopygh7t.jpg

Needs to be a photoshopped Smeagle under the table with Laird's face photoshopped on the body.

[mossy]

An ugly win is still a win!

[bravesnumberone]

Needs to be a photoshopped Smeagle under the table with Laird's face photoshopped on the body.

Avilan's arm needs to be on the plate.

[thethe]

Your math is as good as Chip's. :Bowman:

My calculation was intentional.

[CrimsonCowboy]

Congratulations to Cody Martin on his first Major League win.

[Dalyn]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCwskKeVIAETQr4.jpg

[bravesnumberone]

My calculation was intentional.

And you were wrong. 13-0.

[thethe]

And you were wrong. 13-0.

Is it possible to have negative losses?

[Dalyn]

Congratulations to Cody Martin on his first Major League win.

First of many, I hope.

[thethe]

Congratulations to Cody Martin on his first Major League win.

And my condolences to Dalyns underwear.

[Julio3000]

Congratulations to Cody Martin on his first Major League win.

Way to go, Coati!

[Dalyn]

And my condolences to Dalyns underwear.

I don't wear any.

[mossy]

NT

[sturg33]

Please, you thought Markakis was going to be awful in year 1. He may even end up being a better offensive player than he who shall not be named this year.

No. I said the contract will be awful and I am still certain of that.

He will probably be an above average hitter for the 1st half... But needs to show some power. Also, two games ago his stat line was miserable. Just another example of you jumping to conclusions.

Hey - are you going to condemn how the Braves scored their runs tonight?