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tvsportscaster
08-20-2013, 05:46 PM
Frenchy DFA'd again, this time by the Giants.

thethe
08-20-2013, 05:47 PM
He made his money but he must kick himself everyday for turning down that contract. Thankfully for us he did.

BRule
08-20-2013, 06:03 PM
Long live Hack

DaneHill
08-20-2013, 07:21 PM
I can't help but feel for the guy. Such a high pinnacle to fall from. I hate that he's become a poster boy for flame out prospects for us. He should just give it up and become a model / actor before his looks fade too.

Bama9507
08-20-2013, 07:39 PM
Poor guy and his millions

The Chosen One
08-20-2013, 08:13 PM
WHERE WILL THE HACK ATTACK GO

Runnin
08-20-2013, 08:33 PM
Poor guy and his millions
Does anyone know how much he has made so far? I guess he's also done a bunch of commercials.

nsacpi
08-20-2013, 09:42 PM
He and Heyward are very similar. I would sign him to platoon with Heyward in right.

The Chosen One
08-20-2013, 09:55 PM
He has/had a great throwing arm. Can we try him in the bullpen? Let's see if his old QB skills can transform into a relief pitcher.

Plus there'd be a happy ending to this story. If he gets TJ, nobody will ever sign him ever again, and we can say we started and ended The Jeff Francoeur Experiment.

zitothebrave
08-20-2013, 10:02 PM
He and Heyward are very similar. I would sign him to platoon with Heyward in right.

Sadly I feel like someone will think you're being cereal.

AUTiger7222
08-20-2013, 10:04 PM
Maybe he can finally go play for Clemson?

zitothebrave
08-20-2013, 10:09 PM
Being 100% serious, a poor team could use him and Schafer as an effective platoon. Schafer doesn't hit lefties well and Jeff and only kinda hit lefties. Maybe together with their defense they'd equal a 2 WAR RF.

drewdat
08-20-2013, 10:23 PM
If I'm the Nats, there's only one move to be made: double waiver.

Julio3000
08-20-2013, 10:31 PM
If I'm the Nats, there's only one move to be made: double waiver.

They have set a precedent for collecting reserve outfielders/messiah candidates.

goldfly
08-20-2013, 10:39 PM
Does anyone know how much he has made so far? I guess he's also done a bunch of commercials.

$25,647,000

that is what he has made playing baseball

thethe
08-20-2013, 10:41 PM
Francouer should try and pitch now. His hitting career is over.

Runnin
08-21-2013, 12:20 AM
Francouer should try and pitch now. His hitting career is over.
I agree. I think he would love and probably thrive in all the attention of being on the mound.

Runnin
08-21-2013, 12:21 AM
$25,647,000 - that is what he has made playing baseball
That amount leaves me speechless.

Runnin
08-21-2013, 12:27 AM
Sadly I feel like someone will think you're being cereal.

Kellogg introduces "Hey Jeff", a new breakfast option for ballers, guaranteed to raise your outfield assists and leave hitting coaches scratching their heads.

Bdawg2309
08-21-2013, 12:56 AM
maybe the braves could develop him into a reliever

stpeteirish
08-21-2013, 06:58 AM
He made his money but he must kick himself everyday for turning down that contract. Thankfully for us he did.

you sure about that? Looks like he's made at least as much in his tour thru baseball the last 6 years.

Deester11
08-21-2013, 08:00 AM
He and Heyward are very similar. I would sign him to platoon with Heyward in right.

I've always loved the humor.

wheresmykayak
08-21-2013, 11:11 AM
Hire him as a third hitting coach. Just tell all the players "Whatever he tells you to do, do the exact opposite."

George Costanza principle.

gilesfan
08-21-2013, 11:15 AM
Poor guy and his millions

Simply cannot feel sorry for people if they have money!

50PoundHead
08-21-2013, 11:35 AM
I'm so over this whole conversation. I liked him when he first came up and always had some hope for him until it became obvious that he was either one of the dumbest or most stubborn players who ever laced up their spikes.

Hawk
08-21-2013, 11:44 AM
Can he play 2B?

bravebonebook
08-21-2013, 11:56 AM
Man, I feel bad for the guy. Now that he is looking for work, again, what does he have to console himself except his millions in the bank, his large, probably mortgage free home, attractive wife, lot of cars, good looks, and he can officially retire at the ripe old age of what, 29?! Not like he couldn't end up in any number of other less stress jobs like broadcasting...if he wanted to, that is and not just enjoy the money and investments he's already made!

How will Jeff Francoeur ever live with himself, now? :roll:

(PS: won't be long until someone calls him to play for them.)

Bama9507
08-21-2013, 01:09 PM
If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard? He's a good player. Just needs time.

nsacpi
08-21-2013, 04:20 PM
I wonder what kind of hitting coach Frenchy would be.

Julio3000
08-21-2013, 04:45 PM
I wonder what kind of hitting coach Frenchy would be.

I imagine him as a very active and vocal coach. I can just see him sitting in the dugout, yelling encouragement to his charges:

"Stay aggressive!"
"Hey, that looked like a good one!"
"Let 'er rip, kid!"
"Too close to take!"
"Gotta swing at that one, buddy!"