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jpx7
08-21-2013, 01:25 PM
Seriously, what the **** SAV? This is a callout, but I wager you aren't **** enough to enter this *****.

(***s?)
Dalyn
08-21-2013, 01:49 PM
****. ****? ****!
BRule
08-21-2013, 01:52 PM
Agreed, this place is no different than scout with PD and Bill. **** THE POLICE. WHITE POWER.
Julio3000
08-21-2013, 02:37 PM
**** THE POLICE. WHITE POWDER.

We do have celebrity guest posters, though.
Hawk
08-21-2013, 02:58 PM
clitorati
sentenza
08-21-2013, 03:27 PM
Megln vecht i scho, oba i glang ma ned hidraun!!!
Julio3000
08-21-2013, 04:40 PM
Seriously, what the **** SAV? This is a callout, but I wager you aren't **** enough to enter this *****.

(***s?)

Chill out, dude. This is a baseball board. People don't read this forum for potty humor and juvenile sexual innuendoes.

We're here to share our love for the Braves, not engage in some kind of sick race to the bottom. SAV created this place for the purpose of wholesome fun, so just think about that next time we're all enjoying watching Johnson spraying ropes all over the park, seeing Wood grow before our eyes, or hoping that tonight's the night that we'll finally get the BJ we've been waiting so patiently for.
DjGrizz
08-21-2013, 04:43 PM
FACK, SHAT, CACK, DECK, NAGGAR
zitothebrave
08-21-2013, 05:08 PM
Chill out, dude. This is a baseball board. People don't read this forum for potty humor and juvenile sexual innuendoes.

We're here to share our love for the Braves, not engage in some kind of sick race to the bottom. SAV created this place for the purpose of wholesome fun, so just think about that next time we're all enjoying watching Johnson spraying ropes all over the park, seeing Wood grow before our eyes, or hoping that tonight's the night that we'll finally get the BJ we've been waiting so patiently for.

Could also have gone "finally get the BJ we paid for" route for a fun hooker twist.
weso1
08-21-2013, 06:11 PM
Grandma does not approve of this thead.:eusa_naughty:
Julio3000
08-21-2013, 06:46 PM
Could also have gone "finally get the BJ we paid for" route for a fun hooker twist.

That's much better.
Dalyn
08-21-2013, 08:17 PM
Chill out, dude. This is a baseball board. People don't read this forum for potty humor and juvenile sexual innuendoes.

We're here to share our love for the Braves, not engage in some kind of sick race to the bottom. SAV created this place for the purpose of wholesome fun, so just think about that next time we're all enjoying watching Johnson spraying ropes all over the park, seeing Wood grow before our eyes, or hoping that tonight's the night that we'll finally get the BJ we've been waiting so patiently for.

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The Chosen One
08-21-2013, 10:55 PM
I knew it was only a matter of time until one of you redneck smartass dipsheit motherfuggers was going to rise up and try and conspire against me.

IT'S A CONSPIRACY GOD DAMNIT. A GOD DAMN CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU.
jpx7
08-22-2013, 10:38 AM
WARNING: CONTAINS VULGARITY, CALLOUT THREADS, BETS/WAGERS, etc. ONLY REAL STUDMUFFINS ENTER

Do these words mean ****ing nothing to you?
goldfly
08-22-2013, 10:51 AM
yeah

i don't get why this section is censored

i don't get why anything is censored really but this part especially
Hawk
08-22-2013, 05:50 PM
speaking of which, how can i get on the booby forum?
zitothebrave
08-22-2013, 06:01 PM
speaking of which, how can i get on the booby forum?

It doesn't exist. It's just a place where SAV and Meta goes to jerk off to algorithms
zitothebrave
08-22-2013, 06:08 PM
Do these words mean ****ing nothing to you?

This is just motivating me to find more creative ways to be vile. Bring back some old school racism. Like SAV is a tailless monkey. Or go new school racist like call SAV a fligga

Basically I just want to insult SAV in new and creative ways.
Carp
08-22-2013, 11:06 PM
speaking of which, how can i get on the booby forum?

I second this notion
zitothebrave
08-22-2013, 11:20 PM
I second this notion

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The Chosen One
08-23-2013, 12:54 AM
I could swear when I the thread title I thought this said "I was promised virginity" and the creator was ZitotheBrave.
Julio3000
08-23-2013, 11:02 AM
In the last week, we've seen complaints registered about:

1) The lapse in quality and, er, rise in frequency of Wood jokes.
2) The lack of vulgarity in this subforum—vulgarity which was not only advertised, but actually warned against.

How about a juried contest for the best pee-pee jape, judged every 5th day, on Wood's turn in the rotation? Kill two birds with one dirty stone.