An interesting view on Pache's swing

[salmagundy]

compared to Acuna's. Videos included

From Big 3 sports.

https://www.bigthreesports.com/cristian-pache-atlanta-braves-twitter-swing/

[Jay212033]

He definitely has bulked up some.

[Deester11]

compared to Acuna's. Videos included

From Big 3 sports.

https://www.bigthreesports.com/cristian-pache-atlanta-braves-twitter-swing/

Not really much I haven't posted from watching Pache really. Gap to gap power may be all he gains but that's a heck of a hitter if so.

[thethe]

We will be shopping ender in the next year

[Enscheff]

We will be shopping ender in the next year

Pache is going to go from Low A in 2017 to everyday MLB CFer in 2019?

[msstate7]

Pache is going to go from Low A in 2017 to everyday MLB CFer in 2019?

Acuna 2.0

[nsacpi]

Acuna 2.0

Trout 3.0

[Enscheff]

Here are some choice tehteh predictions we will be revisiting within the year:

Fried ermergs as a potential TOR canddiate 11/3/2017

He (Allard) will be top 20 by the ed of next season 2/5/2018

sentiment will change quickly this season....Newcomb will be providing his prime performance 2/7/2018

For the next 5 years I think 15 WAR is a decent baseline to put out there... I could see him (Newk) languishing at around 2 WAR for the next year or two and then make a big jump in 2020 to 5+ 2/8/2018

Altuve is a reasonable comp for Albies 2/8/2018

(Because of Pache) We will be shopping ender in the next year 2/11/2018

[thethe]

Love that rent free living

[Enscheff]

You are the joke of the forums. The kind of fan knowledgeable baseball writers mock.

[thethe]

Your opinions are devastating to me. How will I go on?

[Enscheff]

As you always do...as a pozzy know nothing.

[msstate7]

You are the joke of the forums. The kind of fan knowledgeable baseball writers mock.

You are all-in on being a douche all the time. You are tireless...

So thethe has an outlook that is 100% positive... so what? Why does that bother you so much?

[thethe]

As you always do...as a pozzy know nothing.

Please show me the light so I can be a better person such as yourself. Any reasonable person should strive to emulate you.

[thethe]

Trout 3.0

This is well done

[Enscheff]

You are all-in on being a douche all the time. You are tireless...

So thethe has an outlook that is 100% positive... so what? Why does that bother you so much?

Why does it bother you that I give him a hard time?

[msstate7]

Why does it bother you that I give him a hard time?

Good question. Guess I just don’t like you ripping everyone just bc they disagree with you. Obviously you are a very sharp guy when it comes to baseball, and you are right more than you are wrong. With that said, you are still guessing like everyone when it comes to projecting players... let thethe have an optimistic outlook.

[thewupk]

Pache is going to go from Low A in 2017 to everyday MLB CFer in 2019?

Bro, Pache is Kevin Pillar right now. Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

[salmagundy]

For someone who is likes to put down many posters, was wondering how many consecutive winning hands of Blackjack, with out a drag, it would take to win a million+$ starting with a $2 bet assuming that the pit boss/floor manager/and casino manager all agree to the increasing bet size. A Blackjack dealer should know the answer with out counting on fingers and toes.

[Enscheff]

For someone who is likes to put down many posters, was wondering how many consecutive winning hands of Blackjack, with out a drag, it would take to win a million+$ starting with a $2 bet assuming that the pit boss/floor manager/and casino manager all agree to the increasing bet size. A Blackjack dealer should know the answer with out counting on fingers and toes.

Anyone with an understanding of basic mathemetics can tell you 2^20 = 1048576.

Congrats, you are as clever as clvderpclv. Maybe you can get a job from him passing out real estate flyers.

[msstate7]

2^20 = 1048576.
.

20 just so happens to be allard’s number and 22 (add 2 and 20) just so happens to be wentz’s number... thethe’s favorite pitchers. Coincidence? I think not... allard and wentz are the chosen ones



Haha

[JohnAdcox]

You are all-in on being a douche all the time. You are tireless...

So thethe has an outlook that is 100% positive... so what? Why does that bother you so much?

Yeah, Enscheff is utterly incapable of posting without being dickish, but his content is otherwise interesting so you can't just mute him. Oh well. He sort of gets amusing after a while. Like a cartoonish misanthrope on a sitcom.

[TURBO]

I really enjoy the information he brings to the board. Just hate how he delivers it.

[smootness]

I really enjoy the information he brings to the board. Just hate how he delivers it.

If he could ever understand this, everything would be gravy.

Classic little man syndrome.

[Garmel]

Yeah, Enscheff is utterly incapable of posting without being dickish, but his content is otherwise interesting so you can't just mute him. Oh well. He sort of gets amusing after a while. Like a cartoonish misanthrope on a sitcom.

Sheldon Cooper comes to mind.

[Managuarantano's Volunteers]

Sheldon Cooper comes to mind.

I always preferred House

[salmagundy]

Anyone with an understanding of basic mathemetics can tell you 2^20 = 1048576.

Congrats, you are as clever as clvderpclv. Maybe you can get a job from him passing out real estate flyers.

Sorry!! I don't need a job. Had a highly skill needed one from which I retired. F-4 pilot with 3 tours in Nam. Survived 3 ejections so dealing cards is easy. Doesn't require quick thinking or quick reactions or life saving thought processes.

Why did you decide to deal cards instead of dealing dice? Couldn't think fast enough??

Enjoy your life in an igloo.

[bravesfanMatt]

Sorry!! I don't need a job. Had a highly skill needed one from which I retired. F-4 pilot with 3 tours in Nam. Survived 3 ejections so dealing cards is easy. Doesn't require quick thinking or quick reactions or life saving thought processes.

Why did you decide to deal cards instead of dealing dice? Couldn't think fast enough??

Enjoy your life in an igloo.

I don’t understand your motivation here. Why are you showing your penis size while criticizing someone for showing theirs.

Just ignore what you don’t like and enjoy what/respond to what you do.

[jpx7]

Enscheff is my disembodied, unrestrained id.

[bravesfanMatt]

Enscheff is my disembodied, unrestrained id.

Everyone needs to remember that when he is ripping on you, he is really just imagining you as a hunky Australian doing some man on man sparring.

But honestly he would probably be pretty fun to have a beer with. Well he can enjoy his California zima and I will knock back my redneck natural light.

[Enscheff]

Sorry!! I don't need a job. Had a highly skill needed one from which I retired. F-4 pilot with 3 tours in Nam. Survived 3 ejections so dealing cards is easy. Doesn't require quick thinking or quick reactions or life saving thought processes.

Why did you decide to deal cards instead of dealing dice? Couldn't think fast enough??

Enjoy your life in an igloo.

LOL I honestly don’t know what half of this means. Most of it isn’t even English, but it made me chuckle.

Did you claim to be a highly skilled pilot who had to eject 3 Times?

[msstate7]

Did you claim to be a highly skilled pilot who had to eject 3 Times?

I knew you were a big trump guy! This comment is much like trump’s on McCain lol

[Enscheff]

I knew you were a big trump guy! This comment is much like trump’s on McCain lol

I do not prefer pilots who bring their aircraft home safely. I like all military pilots equally.

[CrimsonCowboy]

Me reading through this thread
https://media.giphy.com/media/XsUtdIeJ0MWMo/giphy.gif

[jpx7]

Everyone needs to remember that when he is ripping on you, he is really just imagining you as a hunky Australian doing some man on man sparring.

But honestly he would probably be pretty fun to have a beer with. Well he can enjoy his California zima and I will knock back my redneck natural light.

I’ll meet up with you guys, but bring my own hipster-ass unfiltered single-hop IPAs.

[The Chosen One]

Former Naval gentleman I had the pleasure of getting to know for a few years who served with McCain told me everyone used to joke and call him Holes because every time he'd go out and fly for a run his plane he would either be the only one with bullet holes in his plane or have more holes than anyone else. They couldn't figure out how or why.

Anyhow, back on topic please.

[JohnAdcox]

I do not prefer pilots who bring their aircraft home safely. I like all military pilots equally.

Note that he didn't actually say that he likes any of them.

[Enscheff]

Former Naval gentleman I had the pleasure of getting to know for a few years who served with McCain told me everyone used to joke and call him Holes because every time he'd go out and fly for a run his plane he would either be the only one with bullet holes in his plane or have more holes than anyone else. They couldn't figure out how or why.

Anyhow, back on topic please.

Flying out, coming back with bullet holes in your plane, and then having the balls to go out again.

Now THAT is a stud.

[Orphan Black]

Yeah, Enscheff is utterly incapable of posting without being dickish, but his content is otherwise interesting so you can't just mute him. Oh well. He sort of gets amusing after a while. Like a cartoonish misanthrope on a sitcom.

I have lost absolutely nothing by muting Enscheff. I recommend everyone does so.

[bravesfanMatt]

I have lost absolutely nothing by muting Enscheff. I recommend everyone does so.

But how do you know?

[jpx7]

I have lost absolutely nothing by muting Enscheff. I recommend everyone does so.

I'd have to dispute that—Enscheff unquestionably posts some of the most useful, thoughtfully skeptical, analytically rigorous material that shows up on these boards. He's just unquestionably a dick about it, which is unfortunately a useless, thoughtless veneer that too often obscures those positive qualities abovementioned.

On a slightly related note, this post deserves all the thanks that instead went to my beer quip:


Enscheff is my disembodied, unrestrained id.

[thethe]

In life you deal with dicks. Why should we think otherwise on a baseball board? I have no problem with Encheffs shenanigans as long as it doesn't go over the deep end which was far more prevalent 6 months ago.

[Orphan Black]

I'd have to dispute that—Enscheff unquestionably posts some of the most useful, thoughtfully skeptical, analytically rigorous material that shows up on these boards. He's just unquestionably a dick about it, which is unfortunately a useless, thoughtless veneer that too often obscures those positive qualities abovementioned.

On a slightly related note, this post deserves all the thanks that instead went to my beer quip:

That might be true, but in my opinion his prickish attitude way overshadows anything useful he has to contribute. Plus he's not a Braves fan just as gilesfan isn't a Braves fan. These guys are trolls.

[Enscheff]

That might be true, but in my opinion his prickish attitude way overshadows anything useful he has to contribute. Plus he's not a Braves fan just as gilesfan isn't a Braves fan. These guys are trolls.

Well...I would never put you on ignore and miss all the insightful gems you provide.

I would like to personally thank you for all your wonderful contributions to the board.

[salmagundy]

LOL I honestly don’t know what half of this means. Most of it isn’t even English, but it made me chuckle.

Did you claim to be a highly skilled pilot who had to eject 3 Times?

When radar guided 105 makes Swiss cheese of your A/C or varying altitude exploding Sams knock out controls, you have 2 choices, 1 remain with A/C into the ground or 2 eject. I chose to eject and live to fight another day.

[Enscheff]

When radar guided 105 makes Swiss cheese of your A/C or varying altitude exploding Sams knock out controls, you have 2 choices, 1 remain with A/C into the ground or 2 eject. I chose to eject and live to fight another day.

Thankfully everything worked out. Mad props to have the balls to go back and do it again.

[CrimsonCowboy]

I forgot what the topic of this thread was, it got so off.