GDT 8/14/19: Punting the puppies

[Slippyjms]

Acuna
Albies
Freeman
Donaldson
Duvall
Camargo
Inciarte
Flowers
Keuchel

[nsacpi]

Expecting a yuge game from Flowers.

[CyYoung31]

Lol, Snit has become enlightened over night. Someone in the FO was as fed up as we were.

[nsacpi]

Lol, Snit has become enlightened over night. Someone in the FO was as fed up as we were.

It does feel like a coup of sorts. Strange music playing over the radio station.

[bravesfanMatt]

I think I would have preferred flowers then Ender but that is just nitpicking.

[Braves1976]

I think I would have preferred flowers then Ender but that is just nitpicking.

Ender is hitting .286 vs tonight's lefty while Flowers in a bigger sample is hitting .143 against him.

[Enscheff]

Acuna
Albies
Freeman
Donaldson
Duvall
Camargo
Inciarte
Flowers
Keuchel

The Braves FO must read these boards. Immediately after detailing how to properly deploy the current roster we see Snit doing exactly that.

Perhaps a Culberson/Acuna/Duvall OF would be better, but Culby may need a day off.

Too bad the Braves didn't go out and get another RHH OFer at the deadline so Inciarte didn't have to start.

[UNCBlue012]

This title is horrible and incredible all at once. Lmao

[Hulavol]

Jobu getting fresh cigar and more spicy chicken

[bravesfanforlife88]

http://baseballhotcorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Jobu.jpeg

[BeanieAntics]

This title is horrible and incredible all at once. Lmao

Should have been "Too Many Puppies".... Should never miss the opportunity for a good Primus reference.

[Carp]

Decidedly predicting at least one dinger from Duvall.

[The Chosen One]

Expecting Ronald to do Ronald things at the plate.

So, a routine grounder to the left side.
A walk then a stolen base.
Probably a homer, maybe two.

[Slippyjms]

This title is horrible and incredible all at once. Lmao

I do my best :)

[The Chosen One]

I was more fond of the Mike Vick reference.

[Buzzworm]

Yuge game for Ozzie.
Flowers will stepup and show veteran Lairdership.

[chop2chip]

With Ender back to his pre-2018 ways, the lineup seems more stable. It’s a shame Markakis got hurt. As much as he’s been maligned on these boards, he helped provide some consistency to a part of the lineup that has been extremely trick or treat since he went out.

[Enscheff]

With Ender back to his pre-2018 ways, the lineup seems more stable. It’s a shame Markakis got hurt. As much as he’s been maligned on these boards, he helped provide some consistency to a part of the lineup that has been extremely trick or treat since he went out.

If by "consistency" you mean he was predictably terrible vs LHP and good vs RHP, then yes, his "consistency" is certainly missed.

[Slippyjms]

I was more fond of the Mike Vick reference.

I know I was too but I couldn’t think of anything quite as good today so I thought I’d just stick along the same theme

[chop2chip]

If by "consistency" you mean he was predictably terrible vs LHP and good vs RHP, then yes, his "consistency" is certainly missed.

That’s better than terrible vs LHP and RHP that his replacements have shown outside of Duvall’s hot start.

[Hulavol]

Slippy - just keep up the good work- you are like .790 on game day thread wins

[Hulavol]

Double unjinx - Jobu getting fresh Rum

[Hulavol]

Zacapa for those in the know - non Ensceff

[Tapate50]

I’m just here for the low T meetings?

[Enscheff]

I've found rubbing bull semen directly onto my nuts has increased my T levels and now I care much more about the Braves winning a single WS vs merely being consistently good. I also find myself staring at flags more and more, so being able to stare at a 2019 WS flag would give me great joy for at least the next 10-15 years.

Anyone against the Braves selling out for this year should do the same. Taylor is my bull semen vendor. He milks it himself daily as part of his curriculum at Eastern Central Kentucky State University. His dad is very proud to have such a scholar in the family.

[cajunrevenge]

I've found rubbing bull semen directly onto my nuts has increased my T levels and now I care much more about the Braves winning a single WS vs merely being consistently good. I also find myself staring at flags more and more, so being able to stare at a 2019 WS flag would give me great joy for at least the next 10-15 years.

Anyone against the Braves selling out for this year should do the same.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/bull-semen-worth-50000-stolen-from-california-farmers-truck/







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[The Chosen One]

I've found rubbing bull semen directly onto my nuts has increased my T levels and now I care much more about the Braves winning a single WS vs merely being consistently good. I also find myself staring at flags more and more, so being able to stare at a 2019 WS flag would give me great joy for at least the next 10-15 years.

Anyone against the Braves selling out for this year should do the same. Taylor is my bull semen vendor. He milks it himself daily as part of his curriculum at Eastern Central Kentucky State University.

When dogs get neutered do their testosterone levels dwindle. Asking for a friend.

[bravesfanMatt]

Holy ****. I just enjoy rubbing bull semen on my nuts. I had no idea it serves a purpose too.

[thewupk]

Holy ****. I just enjoy rubbing bull semen on my nuts. I had no idea it serves a purpose too.

Do that while drinking a Red Bull too. It's an incredible experience.

[CyYoung31]

Do that while drinking a Red Bull too. It's an incredible experience.

Drinking the bull semen and rubbing Red Bull on your nuts is even better.

[thewupk]

Drinking the bull semen and rubbing Red Bull on your nuts is even better.

I'll try that tonight instead of having sex with my wife. I'll update you tomorrow.

[CyYoung31]

I'll try that tonight instead of having sex with my wife. I'll update you tomorrow.

She’ll be having sex with me instead, so that’s cool.

[CyYoung31]

We gonna get this game in zbhargrove?

[thewupk]

She’ll be having sex with me instead, so that’s cool.

you son of a bitch

[thewupk]

We gonna get this game in zbhargrove?

I'll get your mom in

[CyYoung31]

1161737717929119749

[bravesfanMatt]

I'll get your mom in

Just bang the all you can eat salad manager at his local OG to really get him back.

[CyYoung31]

Just bang the all you can eat salad manager at his local OG to really get him back.

Your mom could manage a salad or two.

[drewdat]

Nats hung a 10-spot and 6-spot back-to-back innings against the Reds and Bauer. Yikes.

[CyYoung31]

Nats hung a 10-spot and 6-spot back-to-back innings against the Reds and Bauer. Yikes.

Here they come.

[thewupk]

Nats hung a 10-spot and 6-spot back-to-back innings against the Reds and Bauer. Yikes.

Nats are unstoppable

[The Chosen One]

How long is the rain delay

[Tapate50]

How long is the rain delay

Long as it rains?

[nsacpi]

Drinking the bull semen and rubbing Red Bull on your nuts is even better.

Have you tried a Pink Elephant

[CyYoung31]

Tarp is off the field but they’re saying that they won’t start fro another 45 mins. Da fuq?

[Garmel]

Game starts at 8:30 EST.

[thewupk]

The game has started.

[bravesfanforlife88]

Tyler with 2 passed balls already. Wtf

[Enscheff]

Flowers...come on man. Do you even have testosterone?

[CyYoung31]

Flowers...come on man. Do you even have testosterone?

His last name is Flowers. Is this a serious question?

[USMA76]

Flowers...come on man. Do you even have testosterone?

I couldn't care less about his testosterone count. However, his negative impact on Atlanta's chances of winning do concern me--a lot.

[salmagundy]

Tyler with 2 passed balls already. Wtf

Check the box score. 2 WP charged to Keuchel

[CyYoung31]

Were the Braves even trying that inning?

[NYCBrave]

Keuchal is due for a good game, we sure could use one from him

[nsacpi]

Duvy Duvy Du Where Are You?
We need some help from you now.

[thethe]

Duvy Duvy Du Where Are You?
We need some help from you now.

3 out of 10 on this one

[USMA76]

Duvy Duvy Du Where Are You?
We need some help from you now.

He's been pretty easy to find lately. Usually next to oh-for-something in the Braves box score.

[CyYoung31]

Lol, Duvall walked.

[msstate7]

What was duvall doing?

[thethe]

2nd half ender is real i guess

[nsacpi]

Ender showing the veteran clutchness and laidership

[CyYoung31]

At least Flowers can’t hit into a triple play.

[Enscheff]

Should have salary dumped Ender at all costs

[CyYoung31]

Not enough testosterone under that ball.

[Braves1976]

Flowers showed why he is behind Ender in the order.

[thethe]

Flowers died must faster than expected. Hate when that happens.

[Enscheff]

The strategy behind watching DK bat with runners in base really makes the NL game special.

Chess vs checkers I tell you.

[chop2chip]

Flowers broke that day in Chicago

[CyYoung31]

The strategy behind watching Flowers bat with runners in base really makes the NL game special.

Chess vs checkers I tell you.

FTFY.

[NYCBrave]

Flowers since the All Star Break: .146 avg with a .529 OPS

[bravesfanMatt]

Is flowers the most useless player on the 25 man right now. I am not even sure his framing can make up for his play right now. Yikes.

[buck75]

Tyler's hitting .118 against LHPs and .270 against RHPs

[buck75]

Tyler's hitting .118 against LHPs and .270 against RHPs

As NYC says,Tyler has been puny since ASG.

[CyYoung31]

Trash.

[CyYoung31]

Is flowers the most useless player on the 25 man right now. I am not even sure his framing can make up for his play right now. Yikes.

Meet Camargo. He provides no value whatsoever.

[Braves1976]

two right down the middle to Rosario, he'll get hits all night on those pitches.

[thethe]

What a smooth play by albies waiting on the grounder to reach the bag. Realized he had time and didnt rush.

[CyYoung31]

Maybe Albies should just play both SS and 2B right now.

[Braves1976]

good comeback, sinker right on the corner for the dp ball behind 2-0 in the count.

[USMA76]

Meet Camargo. He provides no value whatsoever.

As we name all of the useless players in our lineup tonight, I have to question why we're even playing this one.

[CyYoung31]

As we name all of the useless players in our lineup tonight, I have to question why we're even playing this one.

Camargo is the only one. Flowers is barely useful.

[USMA76]

Camargo is the only one. Flowers is barely useful.

In what way, I have to ask?

[Braves1976]

the top of order must have a plane to catch later, lol.

[CyYoung31]

If our top 4 are going to get shut down, we’re not scoring many runs tonight.

Top-shelf analysis, I know.

[CyYoung31]

In what way, I have to ask?

Framing. It matters.

[Braves1976]

Framing. It matters.

for every strike i steal i give up a stolen base and two passed balls! lol jk.

[USMA76]

Framing. It matters.

Don't you have to catch a ball before you can frame it?

[CyYoung31]

for every strike i steal i give up a stolen base and two passed balls! lol jk.

I don’t think it matters if you’re such a negative both offensively and defensively.

[Braves1976]

I don’t think it matters if you’re such a negative both offensively and defensively.

that triple play he hit into was something, how often do we see that?

[CyYoung31]

Donaldson hasn’t hit a homer in like two weeks. Bust.

[Braves1976]

Duvall could've walked again if that strike one outside was called a ball. But he has been giving that pitch off the corner off and on all night.

[Enscheff]

Can one of our resident master tacticians help me out? Is it still stupid to let the pitcher reach base?

[bravesfanMatt]

Can one of our resident master tacticians help me out? Is it still stupid to let the pitcher reach base?

Not when it is hot or when that pitcher has bull semen smeared on his bat

[bravesfanMatt]

Pretty sure Flo is going deep this inning.

[CyYoung31]

Can one of our resident master tacticians help me out? Is it still stupid to let the pitcher reach base?

Only a master tactician can understand the strategic nuances the pitcher batting brings in the first place.

[Braves1976]

Flowers looked bad again, chased two straight high to K on three pitches. Didn't even put up a fight.

[CyYoung31]

Pretty sure Flo is going deep this inning.

Are we still friends?

[USMA76]

Pretty sure Flo is going deep this inning.

Deep into the dugout to don his catcher's gear after striking out?

[msstate7]

Flowers looked bad again, chased two straight high to K on three pitches. Didn't even put up a fight.

Wonder if enough of us tweeting at Contreras if Contreras would apologize to flowers. Those angry words ruined Tyler's career

[bravesfanMatt]

Pretty sure Flo is going deep this inning.

:facepalm:

[bravesfanMatt]

3rd time through clench time. Always have a pitcher up 3rd time through

[bravesfanMatt]

One more mile DK. Also don’t let the ball get by you Flo.

[thethe]

I would have gone to third for the DP there. Plenty of time with Ramos running.

[Tapate50]

I would have gone to third for the DP there. Plenty of time with Ramos running.

Triple play?

[Tapate50]

Is this the bull semen thread?

[bravesfanMatt]

This has to be his last hitter.

[USMA76]

This has to be his last hitter.

Got a feeling it will be but not with a result in our favor.

[CyYoung31]

Is this the bull semen thread?

It’s the bull-something thread.

[USMA76]

Got a feeling it will be but not with a result in our favor.

Glad Freddie proved me wrong...whew.

[nsacpi]

Quality start from Keuchel.

[thethe]

Triple play?

Hah...doubtful but i would rather not have that runner at third with flowers behind the plate.

[CyYoung31]

What a play. Thought the BABIP gods were laughing at us again.

[CyYoung31]

Are we still friends?

I guess not.

[cajunrevenge]

Great start. Hopefully we add some runs for the pen.

[The Chosen One]

What a play. Thought the BABIP gods were laughing at us again.

Just wait til Luke or Shane are in the game.

[CyYoung31]

Acuna quickly falling out of the MVP race.

[USMA76]

Legares has always been excellent defensively, unfortunately.

[bravesfanMatt]

I guess not.

I don’t have any friends

[CyYoung31]

Just wait til Luke or Shane are in the game.

They were for our offense that inning.

[CyYoung31]

I don’t have any friends

I can see why, jerk.

[Tapate50]

Just wait til Luke or Shane are in the game.

Are you projecting Shane Carle finds his form and anchors our pen for a WS title run?

[The Chosen One]

Are you projecting Shane Carle finds his form and anchors our pen for a WS title run?

Sorry to tell you Buddy, but Carlyle ain’t with us anymore

[Tapate50]

Sorry to tell you Buddy, but Carlyle ain’t with us anymore

But it was a helluva run.

[CyYoung31]

But it was a helluva run.

Yuge.

[Braves1976]

are you kidding me? lol

[USMA76]

Maybe Matz could coach Camargo and Flowers in the finer points of hitting.

[nsacpi]

Maybe Matz could coach Camargo and Flowers in the finer points of hitting.

He's their Max Fried. Mets announcers say he is also the second fastest guy on the team.

[The Chosen One]

If beat the streak would let you pick starting pitchers I would just pick the opposing pitcher against the Braves every few days and win the whole game.

[CyYoung31]

Get that son of a bitch off the team.

[Braves1976]

Had him 0-2 too, damn.

[atl717]

Duvall is a damn idiot.

[USMA76]

Dumb play by Duvall.

[Snowman]

If beat the streak would let you pick starting pitchers I would just pick the opposing pitcher against the Braves every few days and win the whole game.

You can pick SPs or relievers, and have to break Hershiser's record by getting 59 1/3 straight scoreless innings.

[Snowman]

Jumping Jaysus...

[CyYoung31]

Un****ingbelievable.

How the **** does this happen?

[drewdat]

Coldplay blows

[Braves1976]

our new relief core is killing us.

[bravesfanMatt]

Why did we take Newk out

[CyYoung31]

our new relief core is killing us.

Have you watched this inning?

[The Chosen One]

Lol babip gods.

[atl717]

Newk has been our best reliever. We should use him as such. Such crap he gets no leash.

[Garmel]

Why did we take Newk out

No idea.

[CyYoung31]

Maybe that will wake Flowers up.

[Hudson2]

Not getting another RH hitting OF’er at the deadline has sucked

[USMA76]

As disappointing as our new relievers have been, I've never seen so many weak hits in my life. It has to be more than a coincidence but darned if I can figure why it's happening so frequently.

[bravesfanMatt]

I don’t care about luck anymore. Greene and Martin should be moo up guys until they start getting clean innings. I am tired of seeing them blow leads or almost blow leads

[msstate7]

They let their pitcher hit in the 7th while losing, and he started a rally. The baseball gods can frick themselves for rewarding that crap with a bunch of lucky hits

[Hudson2]

Newk should of stayed in.

[CyYoung31]

As disappointing as our new relievers have been, I've never seen so many weak hits in my life. It has to be more than a coincidence but darned if I can figure why it's happening so frequently.

Nothing about this inning so far has been anything but objectively bad luck.

[nsacpi]

Why did we take Newk out

4 RHH at the top of the Mets lineup

[bravesfanMatt]

4 RHH at the top of the Mets lineup

And

[CyYoung31]

We hit 3 rockets right at people last inning. They get 3 hits on a ground all and 2 broken bat bloops. **** baseball.

[USMA76]

The fact that this game isn't tied can be laid squarely at the feet of Adam Duvall.

[CyYoung31]

I’m so ****ing pissed right now.

[CyYoung31]

The fact that this game isn't tied can be laid squarely at the feet of Adam Duvall.

And Camargo.

[CrimsonCowboy]

Never seen so many broken bats go for hits

[Snowman]

And Camargo.

And while Duvall's failure tonight was the more egregious, Camargo has had a lot more of them in recent weeks.

[USMA76]

The way Camargo's night has gone, I wouldn't bet against a double play right here.

[atl717]

Bunting is so damn stupid. My god.

[Snowman]

Well, this is getting interesting.

[USMA76]

The way Camargo's night has gone, I wouldn't bet against a double play right here.

...or get a retaliatory bloop hit.

[CrimsonCowboy]

About time a bloop went The Braves way

[Tapate50]

I just blooped my pants a lil

[The Chosen One]

Finally babip gods

[Tapate50]

Lol someone needs to make a gif of Donoldson grabbing his dick on third right then

[USMA76]

Finally babip gods

In spades.

[drewdat]

https://i.imgur.com/d9KAlum.gif

[atl717]

Please hit for Flowers.

[The Chosen One]

Second Half Ender

[Tapate50]

Second half Ender! He must have trained with Adam Laroche

[cajunrevenge]

Mets broadcast said Lugo was probably set to go 2 innings

[CrimsonCowboy]

That Will look like a line drive in the scorebook

[Tapate50]

Please hit for Flowers.

Maybe that shot to the head jarred something positive loose

[CrimsonCowboy]

Mets broadcast said Lugo was probably set to go 2 innings

Not anymore

[cajunrevenge]

Please tell me Shane Kolb isnt warming up.

[The Chosen One]

Wow. After what happened with Flo the Babip gods really were testing us.

[bravesfanMatt]

Well better than a triple play.

[Tapate50]

Another two runs and it could be a death blow to Lugo

[The Chosen One]

If our top 4 are going to get shut down, we’re not scoring many runs tonight.

Top-shelf analysis, I know.

Bottom 4 are carrying the offense atm.

[bravesfanMatt]

25 more runs and I will feel safe to let Greene pitch.

[Tapate50]

Well better than a triple play.

I mean maybe but you know RBIs are a useless stat?

[The Chosen One]

Another two runs and it could be a death blow to Lugo

And to the Nats season.

[cajunrevenge]

Sure glad Acuna hits lead off right now

[The Chosen One]

Flowers ruins possible Acuna slam.

[The Chosen One]

The Mets must’ve angered the babip gods last inning

[Tapate50]

Flowers ruins possible Acuna slam.

Let’s face facts, he ruins everything, and quite possibly the entire season

[cajunrevenge]

Luis Avilan coming in to face Albies..... really? They should know better than to set us up for our signature move.

[Snowman]

No one b eats up on bullpens more than we do, do they? At least, not in a similarly large proportion of improvement over what we do against starters.

[Enscheff]

BABIPing the Mets to death is hilarious

[CrimsonCowboy]

Great bounce back inning

[thewupk]

Babip gods are with us tonight.

[The Chosen One]

I wish MLB offered a chance to buy single games from 7th inning on like NBA allows you to buy the last 5 minutes of a game for 2 bucks.

Because innings 7-9 are only ones worth watching for us most of the time.

[CrimsonCowboy]

25 more runs and I will feel safe to let Greene pitch.

That's all?

[CyYoung31]

BABIPing the Mets to death is hilarious

We’re owed about a week’s worth of innings like this.

[USMA76]

Flowers ruins possible Acuna slam.

If Flowers had been at second Acuña would've still only gotten one RBI. I know the cliché about "catcher's speed" but McCann and Flowers take it to previously uncharted levels.

[The Chosen One]

Deathblow to Mets season tomorrow

[TheBravos]

BABIPing the Mets to death is hilarious

We have had some of this luck coming for a while, been on the wrong end too often.

[The Chosen One]

If Flowers had been at second Acuña would've still only gotten one RBI. I know the cliché about "catcher's speed" but McCann and Flowers take it to previously uncharted levels.

If bases were loaded Ronald changes approach and goes for death blow home run shot

[CrimsonCowboy]

Rare to see Ozzie complain

[The Chosen One]

Let’s see who Avilan’s loyalty still belongs to after all these years

[CyYoung31]

Lmfao

[The Chosen One]

Finally the top of the order actually contributes today.

[bravesfanMatt]

Lol. Ronnie stayed at 2nd. Double steal in coming.

[Tapate50]

The wizard of Oz hitting 404 from the right side?

That’s a lot of bull Semen

[Snowman]

It was the best of games, it was the worst of games, it was the epoch of success, it was the epoch of failure.

[CyYoung31]

I wonder if all of the Mets fans leaving the stadium right now have ever watched the Braves bullpen.

[USMA76]

It was the best of games, it was the worst of games, it was the epoch of success, it was the epoch of failure.

That you, Chuck?

[The Chosen One]

If you didn’t even wanna try today Fred should have just asked Snit for a day off.

[Braves1976]

I wonder if all of the Mets fans leaving the stadium right now have ever watched the Braves bullpen.

yea we had a 4 run lead heading to the 9th in Miami.

[bravesfanMatt]

I wonder if all of the Mets fans leaving the stadium right now have ever watched the Braves bullpen.

We sure it isn’t brave fans who have seen the pen pitch?

[Tapate50]

I wonder if all of the Mets fans leaving the stadium right now have ever watched the Braves bullpen.

Not even Shane Greene could blow this lead.

[Braves1976]

Oh nooooo it's Greene!

[Snowman]

That you, Chuck?

Nah, his ghost just haunts me on Christmases.

[CyYoung31]

Lol, Shane Greene.

[cajunrevenge]

Oh no they didnt. Praying to Ted Turner.

[bravesfanMatt]

Dafuq. This lead isn’t Greene proof.

[Braves1976]

Not even Shane Greene could blow this lead.

uh did you miss the miami game the other day?

[CyYoung31]

Not even Shane Greene could blow this lead.

I believe they said the same thing about the Titanic.

[chop2chip]

Green really does get to 0-2 on every one.

[Snowman]

Oh no they didnt. Praying to Ted Turner.

Fitting, since Ted also frequently prayed to Ted.

[Snowman]

I believe they said the same thing about the Titanic.
"The Unblowable Shane Green" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[USMA76]

There are some things you just can't unsee. For me, it'll take awhile to forget last Saturday night in Miami.

[CyYoung31]

Melancon warning up with a hoodie on during a 90 degree night.

I’ve never been more comfortable with a lead in the 9th this year.

[Tapate50]

Throwing that low 90s pea shooter too much .

Give em the street sweeper!

[The Chosen One]

Ok Greene we see you

[Tapate50]

That slider is disgusting

[bravesfanMatt]

Melancon warning up with a hoodie on during a 90 degree night.

I’ve never been more comfortable with a lead in the 9th this year.

But why our closer in a 4 run game

[USMA76]

GREENE WITH A CLEAN INNING! Halle-freakin-lujah

[Tapate50]

But why our closer in a 4 run game

You must be new here.

We deal in death blows

[msstate7]

But why our closer in a 4 run game

I'm a little concerned it isn't 5 too

[Braves1976]

Greene pitched a scoreless inning, alert the press he finally did it!

[chop2chip]

How did we get this guy without giving up Pache? AA the maestro

[cajunrevenge]

Good inning. Hope we see more of that.

[Braves1976]

GREENE WITH A CLEAN INNING! Halle-freakin-lujah

was it worth the wait? lol

[VirginiaBrave]

Just when I was about to stick him with "Kerosene Greene"

[USMA76]

was it worth the wait? lol

I'm in my sixties and wasn't sure I'd live to see it.

[chop2chip]

Neck providing that Lairdership from the bullpen because he knows that’s where it’s most needed.

[Snowman]

Neck providing that Lairdership from the bullpen because he knows that’s where it’s most needed.

There's no truth to the rumour that he told Greene was going to kick his ass if he allowed a baserunner tonight.

[msstate7]

Neck providing that Lairdership from the bullpen because he knows that’s where it’s most needed.

Speaking of... has there been any markakis updates?

[drewdat]

Lol someone needs to make a gif of Donoldson grabbing his dick on third right then

https://i.imgur.com/xeUCpDZ.gif

[The Chosen One]

Jesse Pinkman is not very good against RHP

[Hudson2]

The Mets are idiots for not trading at least Wheeler at the deadline.

[The Chosen One]

Ender has raised his OPS like 60 points since coming from DL. And BA by like 30 points.

[thewupk]

2nd half ender is amazing.

[chop2chip]

We need a lot more production out of catcher. It’s been a black hole for three months now.

[buck75]

Yea Johan

[Braves1976]

are you kidding me? it was the bottom of the order!

[chop2chip]

Melancon is good in non 6-2 situations

[CrimsonCowboy]

Here we go again

[Snowman]

I guess it's Melancon's turn.