I never thought of this about Muslims, but this is funny

[AerchAngel]

THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Lebanon...
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ..
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada .
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland .
They're happy in Denmark .

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How dumb can you get?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel #$%$
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no #$%$ Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse

[goldfly]

nothing like common sense when it comes to right wing racist mass emails

[AerchAngel]

nothing like common sense when it comes to right wing racist mass emails

Well that list is mostly true though, can't deny that.

[goldfly]

Well that list is mostly true though, can't deny that.

if you are a dumb person

then yeah, i guess that list is true and can't be denied

[AerchAngel]

if you are a dumb person

then yeah, i guess that list is true and can't be denied

I know you like terrorist and such, defend them to your grave because you are perfectly fine for them to strap bombs to their chest on their women and children and detonate in a market full of innocents. I wouldn't put it past you if it happens here, it wouldn't faze you as you probably think we have it coming to us.

They're not happy in Gaza ..
TRUE warring with Israel
They're not happy in Egypt ..
TRUE civil war
They're not happy in Lebanon...
civil war
They're not happy in Libya ..
civil war
They're not happy in Morocco ..
don't know about this one
They're not happy in Iran ..
civil war
They're not happy in Iraq ..
civil war
They're not happy in Yemen ..
civil war
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
civil war
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
civil war
They're not happy in Syria ..
civil war

you can't be happy when you are fighting your own kind. Gaza is the only one I know that is fighting another religious group


Let's see Muslims living below and not hearing much strife.

They're happy in Australia .
no civil war there
They're happy in Canada .
no civil war there
They're happy in England ..
no civil war there
They're happy in France ..
no civil war there
They're happy in Italy ..
no civil war there
They're happy in Germany ..
no civil war there
They're happy in Sweden ..
no civil war there
They're happy in the USA ..
no civil war there
They're happy in Norway ..
no civil war there
They're happy in Holland .
no civil war there
They're happy in Denmark .
no civil war there

[goldfly]

I know you like terrorist and such, defend them to your grave because you are perfectly fine for them to strap bombs to their chest on their women and children and detonate in a market full of innocents.

brilliant analysis from common sense 101

[50PoundHead]

I know you like terrorist and such, defend them to your grave because you are perfectly fine for them to strap bombs to their chest on their women and children and detonate in a market full of innocents. I wouldn't put it past you if it happens here, it wouldn't faze you as you probably think we have it coming to us.

They're not happy in Gaza ..
TRUE warring with Israel
They're not happy in Egypt ..
TRUE civil war
They're not happy in Lebanon...
civil war
They're not happy in Libya ..
civil war
They're not happy in Morocco ..
don't know about this one
They're not happy in Iran ..
civil war
They're not happy in Iraq ..
civil war
They're not happy in Yemen ..
civil war
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
civil war
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
civil war
They're not happy in Syria ..
civil war

you can't be happy when you are fighting your own kind. Gaza is the only one I know that is fighting another religious group


Let's see Muslims living below and not hearing much strife.

They're happy in Australia .
no civil war there
They're happy in Canada .
no civil war there
They're happy in England ..
no civil war there
They're happy in France ..
no civil war there
They're happy in Italy ..
no civil war there
They're happy in Germany ..
no civil war there
They're happy in Sweden ..
no civil war there
They're happy in the USA ..
no civil war there
They're happy in Norway ..
no civil war there
They're happy in Holland .
no civil war there
They're happy in Denmark .
no civil war there

The problem with your approach here is that Europe post-Reformation had Christians of different stripes taking up arms against each other en masse. The Christians in the Middle East during that era were probably as safe--perhaps even safer--than the Christians in Europe. I don't see the Shiite/Sunni conflict now as being that much different than the Catholic/Protestant strife of the 1500s.