I'll start off:
"_______ gets down the bunt and IT'S A BEAUTY."
*Fielder fields bunt quickly and immediately proceeds to throw out the lead runner at 2nd/3rd making that bunt useless*
I'll start off:
"_______ gets down the bunt and IT'S A BEAUTY."
*Fielder fields bunt quickly and immediately proceeds to throw out the lead runner at 2nd/3rd making that bunt useless*
Forever Fredi
Dalyn (06-29-2019)
THERE'S A DRIVE! And the shortstop settles under it for the second out.
The Chosen One (06-29-2019)
Breathtaking
It's a rocket...Donaldson charges and gets him by a half step.
Jaw (06-30-2019)
Things certainly have changed at Wrigley. There's a new, well-appointed visitors clubhouse, the premium seats are first rate, and my Coke dealer is still in business! Hey, any chance you guys would leave me here when this series is over?
The Chosen One (06-29-2019)
Deuces wild...
Never forget this gem
Forever Fredi
goldfly (06-30-2019)
He hits that one a MIIIIIIIIIIIILEEEEE HIGH.
Forever Fredi
*Braves batter swings and foul tips back to the screen on the first pitch when team is behind*
Or
*Opponent's closer throws a 99 heater down the middle and our guy swings and misses on first pitch*
"OHHH MAN WHAT A CUT HE TOOK AT THAT ONE. HE JUUUUUUST MISSED IT"
Forever Fredi
Jaw (06-30-2019)
[MENTION=50]CyYoung31[/MENTION] pointed out when we were having beers how Chip's favorite thing now is "ambush".
Forever Fredi
Jaw (06-30-2019)
"AND THERE'S A HIGH FLY BALL DEEP TO RIGHT"
*two seconds later outfielder is camped out 20 yards in front of the warning track*
"______ camps under it and grabs it. HE JUUUUUUUUSSSST MISSED THAT ONE"
Forever Fredi
Last night Swarzak gave up an infield single on his first batter faced then he got Jeff McNeil to strikeout the second batter he faced and Chip says Swarzak gets that always important first batter faced out.
“Sometimes the baseball Gods tap you on the shoulder and say hey, it’s your turn.”
Last edited by Acuña’s Bat Flip; 06-29-2019 at 11:52 PM.
Jaw (06-30-2019)
“He really punished that fastball left over the heart of the plate”
(Radar gun shows pitch at 83mph)
“That ball SPLITS THE GAP and is headed to the wall for extra bases”
(Outfielder cuts it off and holds runner to first base)
Also it’s always a good time when he doesn’t agree with statcast on a HR distance after saying the previous inning how it was one of the longest HR he has seen in that particular ballpark.
The Chosen One (06-30-2019)
"Mike, how does playing guitar help you as a pitcher?"
Go get him!
Founding member of the Whiny Little Bitches and Pricks Club
He reminds me of Uecker in the movie Major League. Who drank while in the booth and Chip does crack.
Brian McCann is the on dick hitter
Get off my lawn!