GDT #9, 4/10/'14: Braves (Hale) vs. Mets (Mejia) BJ batting 2nd. Doumit Catching

[bravesnumberone]

oh....

Fredi is a ****ing idiot

I imagined Ron Paul saying this and laughed.

[The Chosen One]

Can I save them over the course of multiple GDTs? Then just go off one night?

Invalid. Once is good enough, not one giant explosion. Has to pertain to a current event/decision in question, and cannot linger on a few pages later.

[NinersSBChamps]

I'm not going to say that he's turned into a pumpkin just yet, but he's BABIP Boy until further notice.

He still has a higher average than everyone else not named Freeman or Simmons?

[The Chosen One]

Chip is definitely snorting. Now pointing out how Duda looks like McCann.

[zitothebrave]

Has to be pertaining to the event in question, not a generic assumption.

I believe you meant to say assertion

[bravesnumberone]

It's refreshing to see a team that can hit something besides home runs.

Oh, and Pena has a freaking noodle arm.

[The Chosen One]

I believe you meant to say assertion

I thought most of you just assumed Fredi was an idiot, rather a f***ing idiot.

[The Chosen One]

Sigh. So spoiled seeing Android make that play easily.

[Dalyn]

Simmons makes that play.

[The Chosen One]

Can we demote BJ and bring back Paul Janish?

[bravesnumberone]

Jesus Christ, Doumit. Can you throw one ****ing ball down to second without it going into centerfield? Christ, half of high school catchers can do that.

[Julio3000]

He still has a higher average than everyone else not named Freeman or Simmons?

I know. I expect that he'll turn around. But since he's slow, doesn't walk, and doesn't play good D, he looks pretty uninspiring when he's not BABIPulous.

[Dalyn]

Imagine that.

[NinersSBChamps]

At this point just don't even bother trying to throw any base stealers out. Let him have one base. A throw very nearly results in two bases.

[Dalyn]

I am ready to see Bethancourt.

[Tapate50]

Would anyone trade Eric young for BJ straight up? Given their respective contracts?

[The Chosen One]

Jesus Christ, Doumit. Can you throw one ****ing ball down to second without it going into centerfield? Christ, half of high school catchers can do that.

In fairness, Android probably catches that and puts the tag on him.

[Julio3000]

Schloss'd.

As in, we may have Schloss'd this one.

[NinersSBChamps]

I am gonna Heyward this one.

Game over.

[The Chosen One]

Would anyone trade Eric young for BJ straight up? Given their respective contracts?

No, for the simple fact his father is so annoying on ESPN.

At least BJ gives me some sort of dark comedic relief when I see him whiff... and I knew he was going to whiff.