Poor Tyrell Jenkins...

[msstate7]

I wanted to be a major league baseball player.

Settled for a major league troll

[50PoundHead]

the pods are very light in pitching...they are a good team for him

Have the Padres been replaced by the pod people from the 1956 Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

[mqt]

Have the Padres been replaced by the pod people from the 1956 Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

Nah, they were replaced with this bro:

[jpx7]

I wanted to be a major league baseball player.

You're the exception. We should feel sorry for everyone else, though.