Around The Majors 2019

[Tapate50]

Juan Soto with his aging back is hitting 228 with a 106 WRC+ and -0.1 fWAR.

This running joke is only second to Bryce getting boo'd by Philly fans twice already.

[bravesfanMatt]

Juan Soto with his aging back is hitting 228 with a 106 WRC+ and -0.1 fWAR.

Soto production is suffering because the gnats refused to start the games earlier so he Could be in bed at 8:30.

[bravesfanMatt]

Lol. I just checked his day night splits. I think I am right.

[50PoundHead]

Danny Ernesto Santana is actually back in the majors for the Rangers. Hitting .319 after today's action with an insanely high BABIP. Striking out more than Shrek in a singles bar, but cruising along with a OPS+ of 115 going into today's action. I don't have ex-Braveitis, but I always get a chuckle when I look through the box scores and make a discovery or two.

[50PoundHead]

Soto production is suffering because the gnats refused to start the games earlier so he Could be in bed at 8:30.

It's the side effects from overdosing on Metamucil.

[Tapate50]

It's the side effects from overdosing on Metamucil.

Fun fact: Soto bought a tennis ball factory so he would always have fresh rubber on his walker.

[UNCBlue012]

Gnats beat Muts and Phillies get blown out by Brewers

[nsacpi]

Gnats beat Muts and Phillies get blown out by Brewers

so is it fair to say the metropolitans and fillies are both FINNISH?

[UNCBlue012]

so is it fair to say the metropolitans and fillies are both FINNISH?

yeeesssssssssssss

[nsacpi]

yeeesssssssssssss

they were both so proud to spend STUPID money...I didn't realize you could be STUPID and FINNISH

[nsacpi]

if we lose tonight are we also FINNISH

[BeanieAntics]

Its safe to say that the start of this season hasn't exactly gone swimmingly, yet if we win tonight we'll be just 1.5 games back.

I think its super early to hit the panic button. Our offense is great and I think we've got some moves in us to address pitching soon enough.

[The Chosen One]

What's the Kimbrel Countdown Clock currently At

[nsacpi]

What's the Kimbrel Countdown Clock currently At

Kimbrel is gonna sign with the fillies or gnats...you heard it here first

[Acuña’s Bat Flip]

Pelicans got #1 pick

Woj is reporting they are still losing Anthony Davis though.

[CyYoung31]

so is it fair to say the metropolitans and fillies are both FINNISH?

We knew both teams were going to be even with the Braves this year. So, yes, I think it’s safe to say that they are both FINNISH.

[thewupk]

Woj is reporting they are still losing Anthony Davis though.

If I were them I would look to the Lakers now and get that 4th pick plus whatever else they can get from them.

[Acuña’s Bat Flip]

If I were them I would look to the Lakers now and get that 4th pick plus whatever else they can get from them.

Same. The Pelicans are glad they waited now! They may get that pick and all the Lakers’ young talent. Boston looks to be S.O.L.

[CyYoung31]

Same. The Pelicans are glad they waited now! They may get that pick and all the Lakers’ young talent. Boston looks to be S.O.L.

The Lakers young talent sucks though.

[Acuña’s Bat Flip]

What's the Kimbrel Countdown Clock currently At

Only 21 more days.