Hmm... well in that case. Why don't we force businesses to hire a certian amount of people... Since the value means nothing - the government should force them to hire more people. That can really help the unemployment rate!
Hey - why don't we hire people to stand outside and update us on the weather? They don't bring any value, but it's a job, and I can afford to do it. So I should be required to do it. Matter of fact, let's pay that person $21 an hour, bc... I dunno - that's what we came up with!
I'm sorry that you're so clueless about how economics work. It's scary dude.