Originally Posted by
GovClintonTyree
Man, think about those dudes. All that doubleknit polyester with the expando-top pants. Forster was a pig. Bob Horner then Ken Oberkfell...it seems we had to have a fat guy with a blonde Afro at third. Zane Smith had no chin. Dale Murphy would have been a good looking guy except for the enormous carbuncle on his cheek...Rick Mahler was a chubby guy with bad hair. Even when they got it going, they were some ugly dudes. Otis "Penitentiary Face" Nixon. Maddux is the only HOF pitcher who looks like a child molester. Blauser could have split his chin with Z Smith and that would have worked well.
We had some ugly teams. Good thing ball players make good money, they wouldn't have gotten laid at all.