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    Philadelphia Phanatic Injures Fan with Hot Dog Launcher

    Link: http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/2...zens-bank-park

    The Phillies fan got a hot dog to the face after shoulder surgery, ending up with a black eye among other injuries.

    Hope the fan ends up being okay. Phillies seriously can’t do anything right this year.
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    I thought Philly fans would be more adept as slapping wieners away from their faces.

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    I want to know who the ****ty fans around this woman were that let that hotdog get past them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by striker42 View Post
    I thought Philly fans would be more adept as slapping wieners away from their faces.
    To be far she seemed to enjoy it

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    Quote Originally Posted by zitothebrave View Post
    I want to know who the ****ty fans around this woman were that let that hotdog get past them.
    Can’t believe none of them gave the Phanatic an ocular patdown before he came near.
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    if only it was a hotdog launcher free zone. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
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    i'd love video of this. i'd love to know how it happened.
    they usually launch these things from a distance and at a high angle so they aren't bullets at people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by striker42 View Post
    I thought Philly fans would be more adept as slapping wieners away from their faces.
    yo. that's my city you're talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super View Post
    i'd love video of this. i'd love to know how it happened.
    they usually launch these things from a distance and at a high angle so they aren't bullets at people.
    sounds like a launch angle issue
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super View Post
    i'd love video of this. i'd love to know how it happened.
    they usually launch these things from a distance and at a high angle so they aren't bullets at people.
    That’s how I launch my weiner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyYoung31 View Post
    That’s how I launch my weiner.
    i'd love video of that
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    She's not taking it too seriously. She's not taking legal action and she realizes many will get a laugh out of it.

    The world would be so much better if we had more people like that in it.

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    I blame Kapler.

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