SAV's Superspreader of Love Road Trip of America 2021 (12/11 Oklahoma-New Mexico)

[goldfly]

I'm hearing Canada will shoot your dog if you are unvaccinated and try to cross.

Honesty, It’s the only move that makes perfect sense

[The Chosen One]

Had lunch with @thethe today.

would not recommend.

there was lots of sexual tension across the table. We were eating at one of the most gangster Italian restaurants in New York. Food was amazing.

thethe ended up walking out on the bill. Sticking me with the tab.

I may give it another chance. But the expectations and hype did not live up.

[nsacpi]

A little color on some of the things that have happened in the Mill Basin neighborhood over the years.

https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york...icle-1.3470780

[thethe]

Had lunch with @thethe today.

would not recommend.

there was lots of sexual tension across the table. We were eating at one of the most gangster Italian restaurants in New York. Food was amazing.

thethe ended up walking out on the bill. Sticking me with the tab.

I may give it another chance. But the expectations and hype did not live up.

Skipping out on the bill is my patented move.

Enjoyed the free penne!

[NinersSBChamps]

Enjoyed the free penis

Fixed.

[thethe]

Fixed.

I mean isn’t that the whole point of his trip?

[chop2chip]

Who wants to meet me for lunch? Epic 42-45 day road trip... Starting this Sunday...

Pickens, SC (Table Rock State Park)
Wilmington, NC
Norfolk/VA Beach, VA
The District of Columbia
Baltimore/Chevy Chase
Delaware Water Gap, PA
New Jersey/NYC area for 4 days
Connecticut half a day.
Rhode Island half a day.
Boston/Fenway half a day.
New Hampshire two days. (Franconia Ridge + Mount Washington)
Maine two days. (Acadia + Baxter)
Burlington, Vermont
Buffalo, NY (Niagara Falls)
Adirondack Mountains, NY
Pittsburgh, PA for half a day (probably going to PNC)
Chicago
Detroit
Upper Peninsula, Michigan (Pictured Rocks and the Porcupines)
Green Bay, Wisconsin (just visiting Lambeau Field for a few hours)
St. Louis, Missouri (probably taking in a game at Busch)
Field of Dreams, Iowa
Omaha, Nebraska
Rapid City, South Dakota
Wyoming
Montana (Glacier)
Idaho
Seattle for a week.
Oregon for a day and a half.
NorCal for a week (timed it just in time to see the Braves play at ATT Park against the Giants)
SoCal for 2-3 days
Vegas
Sedona, AZ
Utah for 5 Days (Big 5 National Parks)
Colorado for 3 days
New Mexico
OKC
Geographical Center of the US, Kansas
Dallas, TX
Arkansas

and if I have enough time, then Memphis TN, Alabama, Atlanta, Jax, before returning back home to Savannah.

Dates aren't set in stone, but it is the current route I'm expecting to take.

Let me know your plans while your in Northern California.

[GovClintonTyree]

Had lunch with @thethe today.

would not recommend.

there was lots of sexual tension across the table. We were eating at one of the most gangster Italian restaurants in New York. Food was amazing.

thethe ended up walking out on the bill. Sticking me with the tab.

I may give it another chance. But the expectations and hype did not live up.

Man, this superspreader tour has just been one disappointment after another.

[thethe]

Man, this superspreader tour has just been one disappointment after another.

I usually just disappoint women.

This trip was a new first for me!

[Tapate50]

What parts of Idaho you doing? I just got back from there. Amazing place.

[nsacpi]

It is my duty to warn these boards of an imminent danger of dear leader converting to red sox fandom

[goldfly]

What’s your exact time in Washington etc

Have my flight to glacier confirmed

[The Chosen One]

It is my duty to warn these boards of an imminent danger of dear leader converting to red sox fandom

The lord has tempted me again, but this time with a Phillies fandom.

[The Chosen One]

I’m behind schedule.

fenway last Friday.
wrigley today.
att park next week (against the Bravos)

[NinersSBChamps]

Breaking news. I can confirm in the last 15 minutes that there was a SAV sighting in Minnesota. He came and was gone before I knew it.
This was our third date so a meal wasn’t needed. We met outside my house for a quickie while my wife was on a call for work. We were up against the clock so it was over pretty fast.

[nsacpi]

up against the wall always beats up against the clock

just sayin

[msstate7]

Fixed.

Lol

[The Chosen One]

Now that I’ve safely made it to South Dakota, I wanna thank the construction workers working on the house next to niners. We were able to get a quickie in and make noise without his wife and dogs hearing us outside. Arrived 9:45 left 9:55. Glad niners was able to make his 10am zoom call.

[zbhargrove]

Now that I’ve safely made it to South Dakota, I wanna thank the construction workers working on the house next to niners. We were able to get a quickie in and make noise without his wife and dogs hearing us outside. Arrived 9:45 left 9:55. Glad niners was able to make his 10am zoom call.

Sucks I'm on my 8 day straight string of shifts... wish I could have met you down there. Have fun!

[jpx7]

I regret to inform everyone that—even after FearlessLeader rescued me from the Fundamentalist-Socialist Cuckfarm on which I'd been cultishly plodding-away, down in the Bitterroot Valley; and then, furthermore, after he forcibly absconded me to a Meet-Cute Café in the Big City—we were nevertheless unable to flirt with each other for three straight hours (as planned) because we kept needing to discuss the Cy's Mom–Elephant in the room (it was a very big room—more like an outdoor patio, really).

In the end, he ate exclusively red meat, and I ate primarily green vegetables. I drank organic Yerba Mate, and he drank locally-sourced chocolate milk. Do with such information as you will, please.