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    You Can't Make a Better Headline

    Pastor who preaches that believers who're anointed by God can't be poisoned by snakes, dies of snake bite

    My favorite part of the article, is this line "...his adult son, Little Cody."
    Stockholm, more densely populated than NYC - sturg

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    Hey! They stole that from one of the subplots in last season's "Justified."

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    Keeping it classy by making fun of people who die.

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    **** if I care. This guy deserves a Darwin IMO. And if any of his "believers" leave the snake handling practice because of him, then this death wasn't in vain because there's nothing dumber than people doing that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zitothebrave View Post
    **** if I care. This guy deserves a Darwin IMO. And if any of his "believers" leave the snake handling practice because of him, then this death wasn't in vain because there's nothing dumber than people doing that.
    So all dumb people deserve to die?

    Where did you stand on the movie theater popcorn case, again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sturg33 View Post
    So all dumb people deserve to die?

    Where did you stand on the movie theater popcorn case, again?
    WTF kind of retarded comparison is that?

    I'm not even gonna attempt to grace that with any attempt at addressing why it's so stupid because if you can't see it you never will.

    God what a dumb ****ing post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zitothebrave View Post
    WTF kind of retarded comparison is that?

    I'm not even gonna attempt to grace that with any attempt at addressing why it's so stupid because if you can't see it you never will.

    God what a dumb ****ing post.
    You said that dumb people need to go the way of Darwin, no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sturg33 View Post
    You said that dumb people need to go the way of Darwin, no?
    You're a twit. There's really no other way of putting it. Wow I can't believe you're trying to justify that moronic post. Holy hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zitothebrave View Post
    You're a twit. There's really no other way of putting it. Wow I can't believe you're trying to justify that moronic post. Holy hell.
    LOL. You mad?

    1. Zito makes fun of man who dies
    2. I say "classy post"
    3. Zito says "**** if I care - guy deserved it"
    4. I ask "so dumb people deserve to die? And provide an example of a dumb person being killed that Zito was firmly against (point out your hypocrisy as always)
    5. Zito gets really mad and throws a hissy fit


    Seems about right.

    Why don't you just admit you take pleasure in this dude dying simply because of his religious beliefs? Don't back down. Stand by it!

    Or you can answer my question - do you think dumb people deserve to die?

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    I think people who do dumb ****, especially dumb **** over time, and die don't deserve my respect. If someone dies playing russian roulette, should I feel bad? If this was someone from his church who he taught this moronic belief to I'd feel bad because they fell under the charm of a snake oil salesman and they paid for his stupidity.

    And your analysis of this back and forth is humorous as well.

    I never even implied that I thought it was funny you assumed it was. I found it highly ironic. Only part I found funny and posted is that his adult son is called "Little Cody"

    I choose not to fall into your dumb argument and you think that I'm throwing a hissy fit.

    You're posting moronic ****. I'm pointing it out.

    This "debate" is over. You said something dumb, stop trying to justify it.
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    Whatever you say, guy.

    I have to get back work... working on a $42M deal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sturg33 View Post
    Whatever you say, guy.

    I have to get back work... working on a $42M deal!
    Kudos. Hopefully you close it.
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    No offense sturg33, but aren't you a guy who is always wanting people to take responsibility for their actions and accept the the consequences whatever they may be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 50PoundHead View Post
    No offense sturg33, but aren't you a guy who is always wanting people to take responsibility for their actions and accept the the consequences whatever they may be?
    Sure. the guy was dealing with a deadly animal and should have known what could have happened... doesn't mean I'm going to laugh at the fact that he died...

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    What a Coots.

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    Can't resist.

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    Sorry, Homer. I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary82 View Post


    Sorry, Homer. I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler.
    /thread
    "For all his tattooings he was on the whole a clean, comely looking cannibal."

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    I don't know guys, I know a WHOLE BUNCH of politicians, liberal and conservative writers, and numerous radio and TV personalities I'd absolutely LOVE to convert to this wonderful sect.

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