The Ask Cy Thread

[zitothebrave]

Me and Zito run in similar circles.

His circle is much wider, of course.

And ribbed for her pleasure.

[DjGrizz]

If I blow my load in her tush can my wife still get preggo?

[Metaphysicist]

And ribbed for her pleasure.

You might want to see a doctor about that.

[Carp]

What is the precise time of Hammer Time?

[zitothebrave]

You might want to see a doctor about that.

I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?" He said "Turn around boy and take this shot" I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?" Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt He turned and said in a real deep voice "Have it your way, if that's your choice And I'll put it down if you want me to put it But don't blame me if it turns into a foot Extending from the middle of your body And the next time you see your cute hottie You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do Is just kick her, so go take karate" As I turned around to receive my injection I said "Next time I'll use some protection" If I see another girl and I get an erection I'm walking in the other direction Cause I don't want to do the sick sick dance So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor

[zitothebrave]

What is the precise time of Hammer Time?

I'll handle this one Cy

It's what poor people have instead of Boss Time.

[The Chosen One]

Do you wanna know how I got these scars?

[DjGrizz]

Um, Cy, why are you slacking on answering our super important questions?

[The Chosen One]

Um, Cy, why are you slacking on answering our super important questions?

I have my doubts he even loves answering these questions.

[DjGrizz]

I have my doubts he even loves answering these questions.

Hopefully he proves us wrong!

[CyYoung31]

Um, Cy, why are you slacking on answering our super important questions?

I understand your concern young Padawan, and the reason is two fold. One: I don't have time to constantly answer every question right as it is sent. Two: I work efficiently by answering a bunch of questions at once as opposed to one at a time. That way I can give the proper attention to each question, and it avoids potential flooding of the thread by continuous follow up questions.

Please understand, all of your questions (other than jpx7's) are of the utmost importance to me and I will continue to give all of them their due diligence.

[DjGrizz]

Okay, good. But while I appreciate the explanation, know that I eagerly await a reply in the most expediant way possible. The suspense is making my pinky toes trimble fwiw

[Tapate50]

I understand your concern young Padawan, and the reason is two fold. One: I don't have time to constantly answer every question right as it is sent. Two: I work efficiently by answering a bunch of questions at once as opposed to one at a time. That way I can give the proper attention to each question, and it avoids potential flooding of the thread by continuous follow up questions.

Please understand, all of your questions (other than jpx7's) are of the utmost importance to me and I will continue to give all of them their due diligence.

Did you learn this technique from the "Ask Bill Shanks" threads?

[kingphatcow]

I asked Julio about Meta living in Thailand. Do you think he'll give me a good answer?

[CyYoung31]

I asked Julio about Meta living in Thailand. Do you think he'll give me a good answer?

No. Which is why you should ask me.

Julio is a lot of things, but he is not qualified to answer that question. Save your fortune cookie questions for him.

[kingphatcow]

He's there for gender reassignment surgery, right?

[jpx7]

How is Padawan formed?

[kingphatcow]

No. Which is why you should ask me.

Julio is a lot of things, but he is not qualified to answer that question. Save your fortune cookie questions for him.

you were right. not qualified.

can you tell me why Meta is in Thailand? And why he feels the need to mention it every 7 seconds?

[Tapate50]

If Waffle House never closes, why are there locks on the doors?

[CyYoung31]

Alright guys, I'm heading back up to Nashville for the weekend. If I am not active within this thread for the next day or so don't come banging down my door. Do what Heyward would do and bang a hooker instead.