The Ask Cy Thread

[zitothebrave]

Who in the blue hell is Uncle Ruckus?

Character from the Boondocks.

[AerchAngel]

Character from the Boondocks.

Now what in the blue hell is Boondocks?

[zitothebrave]

Awesome Adult Swim cartoon. Basically poking fun at various parts of American and black culture.

[Dalyn]

You are openly white, AA. You just happen to be black.

It is a George Carlin reference.

[CyYoung31]

Actually you did. You said my son would be white.

I said you're son is white. Because he is. I never said anything about you.

Anyway you didn't answer my question

You never asked a question.

Is it a white's only policy to hold titles and if that is the case, can my wife or kids apply since they have white in them?

Yes and no.

[CyYoung31]

****in' magnets, how do they work?

A magnet produces a magnetic field, which in turn pulls other ferromagnetic objects toward it.

A ****in' magnet, is usually placed inside of a girl's vag to help those especially inept men get it up and in. Sometimes piercings on the male organ are needed for the proper amount of attraction to take place. However, if the man has enough iron in his body this is unnecessary.

There has been a lot of controversy aroused from these type of magnets due to the various potential injuries that they may cause. Use at your own risk.

[CyYoung31]

Do you know what chemical properties of your own urine that is good for insect stings?

CnH2nOn. Sugar. The more sugar, the greater the effects.

[CyYoung31]

I was going for an Anchorman reference...

Does Kel love orange soda?

It's true.

[CyYoung31]

Ginger or MaryAnne?

If Uncle Jack was stuck on a fence,who should help Uncle Jack off?

Subjective, but Ginger.

Uncle Jack.

[weso1]

If I get a serious case of the poops when I'm out jogging, should I cross my legs and hold it in risking slightly dirty undies, or should I drop trou and take a dump in public?

[CyYoung31]

If I get a serious case of the poops when I'm out jogging, should I cross my legs and hold it in risking slightly dirty undies, or should I drop trou and take a dump in public?

Neither. Find a bush and a friendly dog.

[AerchAngel]

Neither. Find a bush and a friendly dog.

You better hope Ezal is not around to tattle on you, because if you have corn in your poop, he will declare it to the neighborhood.

[Metaphysicist]

In Thailand, when we empty out the poop chute, there is a spray hose attached to the toilet for cleaning your bum. A bum gun, if you will:



This is obviously a much better solution than rubbing your ass with dry paper, but just how much better is it? A quintillion times?

Also, why is American ass-cleaning technology so many streets behind?

[Gary82]

It is a George Carlin reference.

[Julio3000]

In Thailand, when we empty out the poop chute, there is a spray hose attached to the toilet for cleaning your bum. A bum gun, if you will:



This is obviously a much better solution than rubbing your ass with dry paper, but just how much better is it? A quintillion times?

Also, why is American ass-cleaning technology so many streets behind?

We got one of those after we had our first child, ostensibly for spraying the poop out of cloth diapers. Ostensibly.

A quintillion times?

At least a quintillion times better than ye olde John Wayne.

[Julio3000]

This thread just got bumped to five out of a possible five happy orcas. Quality of the questions was the only thing holding it back.

[AerchAngel]

Subjective, but Ginger.

Uncle Jack.

She has no ass and no curves, MaryAnn, nice ass and LOTS OF CURVES

[zitothebrave]

Why is it frowned upon to use your window lock when you bust ass in your own car?

[CyYoung31]

In Thailand, when we empty out the poop chute, there is a spray hose attached to the toilet for cleaning your bum. A bum gun, if you will:



This is obviously a much better solution than rubbing your ass with dry paper, but just how much better is it? A quintillion times?

Also, why is American ass-cleaning technology so many streets behind?

Better, but not a quintillion times better.

This is:



And to answer your last question: money.

[CyYoung31]

She has no ass and no curves, MaryAnn, nice ass and LOTS OF CURVES

You're not the one answering questions here. I am.

Your next sentence in this thread better be an interrogative one.