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    Anthony Varvaro Placed On Paternity List

    Gus Schlosser has been called up
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    In the case of Anthony Varvaro.....YOU ARE THE FATHER!!

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    He's been a little wild in the past, but now he's hitting his spots with regularity.

    /Mrs. Varvaro

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    Why not Jaime?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay212033 View Post
    Why not Jaime?!
    He threw a lot of pitches (36) last night; 3 walks, 2 strikeouts in one inning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonCowboy View Post
    Gus Schlosser has been called up
    Congratulations! I didn't even realize he was pregnant!

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    Sounds like Big Juan #2 took a big Sighme.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rico43 View Post
    He threw a lot of pitches (36) last night; 3 walks, 2 strikeouts in one inning.
    Also with Hale having worked so many innings last night, Schlosser is a good call in case you need another long man tonight. He's been a starter at Gwinnett.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay212033 View Post
    Why not Jaime?!
    Maybe he shoots blanks?

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    I like Gus. Happy for him and Varvaro.

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    Terrible news. We really need to get an arm for the bullpen before the deadline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyYoung31 View Post
    Terrible news. We really need to get an arm for the bullpen before the deadline.
    Baby should be available for an inning or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalyn View Post
    Baby should be available for an inning or two.
    Assuming his or her parents aren't related or else the baby might have three arms.

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    Here's hoping the baby is a southpaw that can contribute in September.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinersSBChamps View Post
    Assuming his or her parents aren't related or else the baby might have three arms.
    A rare triple threat on the mound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 50PoundHead View Post
    Here's hoping the baby is a southpaw that can contribute in September.
    It could replace Laird. All he does is eat and sh*t and puke a little when he has to move. That's pretty much the perfect role for a newborn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dalyn View Post
    Baby should be available for an inning or two.
    He can lead off for us because he has what seems to be the primary skill ... he can't walk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnAdcox View Post
    He can lead off for us because he has what seems to be the primary skill ... he can't walk.


    Love it.

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