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    I never thought of this about Muslims, but this is funny

    THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

    They're not happy in Gaza ..
    They're not happy in Egypt ..
    They're not happy in Lebanon...
    They're not happy in Libya ..
    They're not happy in Morocco ..
    They're not happy in Iran ..
    They're not happy in Iraq ..
    They're not happy in Yemen ..
    They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
    They're not happy in Pakistan ..
    They're not happy in Syria ..
    They're not happy in Lebanon ..

    SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

    They're happy in Australia .
    They're happy in Canada .
    They're happy in England ..
    They're happy in France ..
    They're happy in Italy ..
    They're happy in Germany ..
    They're happy in Sweden ..
    They're happy in the USA ..
    They're happy in Norway ..
    They're happy in Holland .
    They're happy in Denmark .

    Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
    and unhappy in every country that is!

    AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

    Not Islam.
    Not their leadership.
    Not themselves.

    THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

    AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
    THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

    Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
    How dumb can you get?

    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
    Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
    Lets have a look at the evidence:
    - No Christmas
    - No television
    - No nude women
    - No football
    - No pork chops
    - No hot dogs
    - No burgers
    - No beer
    - No bacon
    - Rags for clothes
    - Towels for hats
    - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
    - More than one wife
    More than one mother in law
    - You can't shave
    - Your wife can't shave
    - You can't wash off the smell of donkey
    - You cook over burning camel #$%$
    - Your wife is picked by someone else for you
    - and your wife smells worse than your donkey
    Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
    Well no #$%$ Sherlock!....
    It's not like it could get much worse

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    nothing like common sense when it comes to right wing racist mass emails

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldfly View Post
    nothing like common sense when it comes to right wing racist mass emails
    Well that list is mostly true though, can't deny that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AerchAngel View Post
    Well that list is mostly true though, can't deny that.
    if you are a dumb person

    then yeah, i guess that list is true and can't be denied

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldfly View Post
    if you are a dumb person

    then yeah, i guess that list is true and can't be denied
    I know you like terrorist and such, defend them to your grave because you are perfectly fine for them to strap bombs to their chest on their women and children and detonate in a market full of innocents. I wouldn't put it past you if it happens here, it wouldn't faze you as you probably think we have it coming to us.

    They're not happy in Gaza ..
    TRUE warring with Israel
    They're not happy in Egypt ..
    TRUE civil war
    They're not happy in Lebanon...
    civil war
    They're not happy in Libya ..
    civil war
    They're not happy in Morocco ..
    don't know about this one
    They're not happy in Iran ..
    civil war
    They're not happy in Iraq ..
    civil war
    They're not happy in Yemen ..
    civil war
    They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
    civil war
    They're not happy in Pakistan ..
    civil war
    They're not happy in Syria ..
    civil war

    you can't be happy when you are fighting your own kind. Gaza is the only one I know that is fighting another religious group


    Let's see Muslims living below and not hearing much strife.

    They're happy in Australia .
    no civil war there
    They're happy in Canada .
    no civil war there
    They're happy in England ..
    no civil war there
    They're happy in France ..
    no civil war there
    They're happy in Italy ..
    no civil war there
    They're happy in Germany ..
    no civil war there
    They're happy in Sweden ..
    no civil war there
    They're happy in the USA ..
    no civil war there
    They're happy in Norway ..
    no civil war there
    They're happy in Holland .
    no civil war there
    They're happy in Denmark .
    no civil war there

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    Quote Originally Posted by AerchAngel View Post
    I know you like terrorist and such, defend them to your grave because you are perfectly fine for them to strap bombs to their chest on their women and children and detonate in a market full of innocents.
    brilliant analysis from common sense 101

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    aA, you ever notice how the liberals are the ones who are so in love with Muslims yet Muslims hate everything liberals stand for?
    They don't believe women are equal
    They hate gays so much they kill them
    They are fundamentally against alcohol and drugs
    They are against equality of different races
    They believe in the availability of guns
    They make you go to church and learn the Koran and god forbid you speak ill of Allah in public
    They have no problem throwing people in prison forever for no reason
    They practice and believe in torture




    You would think the liberals would be anti-Muslim.

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    krgrecw, we all know you don't think

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldfly View Post
    krgrecw, we all know you don't think
    where is krgrecw in the afghanistan thread? We need someone to defend that cost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AerchAngel View Post
    I know you like terrorist and such, defend them to your grave because you are perfectly fine for them to strap bombs to their chest on their women and children and detonate in a market full of innocents. I wouldn't put it past you if it happens here, it wouldn't faze you as you probably think we have it coming to us.

    They're not happy in Gaza ..
    TRUE warring with Israel
    They're not happy in Egypt ..
    TRUE civil war
    They're not happy in Lebanon...
    civil war
    They're not happy in Libya ..
    civil war
    They're not happy in Morocco ..
    don't know about this one
    They're not happy in Iran ..
    civil war
    They're not happy in Iraq ..
    civil war
    They're not happy in Yemen ..
    civil war
    They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
    civil war
    They're not happy in Pakistan ..
    civil war
    They're not happy in Syria ..
    civil war

    you can't be happy when you are fighting your own kind. Gaza is the only one I know that is fighting another religious group


    Let's see Muslims living below and not hearing much strife.

    They're happy in Australia .
    no civil war there
    They're happy in Canada .
    no civil war there
    They're happy in England ..
    no civil war there
    They're happy in France ..
    no civil war there
    They're happy in Italy ..
    no civil war there
    They're happy in Germany ..
    no civil war there
    They're happy in Sweden ..
    no civil war there
    They're happy in the USA ..
    no civil war there
    They're happy in Norway ..
    no civil war there
    They're happy in Holland .
    no civil war there
    They're happy in Denmark .
    no civil war there
    The problem with your approach here is that Europe post-Reformation had Christians of different stripes taking up arms against each other en masse. The Christians in the Middle East during that era were probably as safe--perhaps even safer--than the Christians in Europe. I don't see the Shiite/Sunni conflict now as being that much different than the Catholic/Protestant strife of the 1500s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 50PoundHead View Post
    I don't see the Shiite/Sunni conflict now as being that much different than the Catholic/Protestant strife of the 1500s.
    Geez I knew you were old, but not that old. I can only imagine a fraction of the things you lived to see in your many years on this planet since those times.
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    seriously though

    Islam is on the same arc of violence for a religion that Christianity had

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    So is goldfly actually going to defend his position or just call those he disagrees with stupid over and over again?
    thank you weso1!

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    Quote Originally Posted by weso1 View Post
    So is goldfly actually going to defend his position or just call those he disagrees with stupid over and over again?
    my position is that right wing racist mass emails are stupid and dumb people pass them on to other people

    what do i need to defend there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldfly View Post
    my position is that right wing racist mass emails are stupid and dumb people pass them on to other people

    what do i need to defend there?
    Obviously the subject of the OP Mr. Annoyinglyevasive.
    thank you weso1!

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    Quote Originally Posted by weso1 View Post
    Obviously the subject of the OP Mr. Annoyinglyevasive.
    oh

    you are of the thought it should have been taken seriously

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldfly View Post
    oh

    you are of the thought it should have been taken seriously
    Yeah, why not? I'm kind of eagerly anticipating an actual rebuttal instead of this repetitive rhetoric.
    thank you weso1!

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    Quote Originally Posted by weso1 View Post
    Yeah, why not? I'm kind of eagerly anticipating an actual rebuttal instead of this repetitive rhetoric.

    Outside of calling that silliness out for being nothing more than a racist, xenophobic mass email that doesn't deserve debate

    You are out of luck

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    - No Christmas
    - No television
    - No nude women
    - No football
    - No pork chops


    Now I'm depressed

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeithLockhart View Post
    Geez I knew you were old, but not that old. I can only imagine a fraction of the things you lived to see in your many years on this planet since those times.
    Let me tell you, those muskets could be deadly!

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