First World Problems

[The Chosen One]

I was late an hour to work today because someone stole my gas from my car last night.

[sturg33]

That's what you get for using an inferior webbrowser.

You got me good!

[zitothebrave]

My Internet Explorer stinks! WAH WAH WAH WAH.

[zitothebrave]

Thursday Night Football is ruining my fantasy teams. I just finished playing a few days ago and didn't adjust my team to kill Minnys defense.

[weso1]

I was shot by a cop.

[Tapate50]

I was shot by a cop.

What are you gonna burn and steal ?

[Bj1133]

Got a better and cheaper DVR/cable plan, but lost everything on my old DVR

[Dalyn]

I was shot by a cop.

I didn't know you were black.

[Tapate50]

Is no one having a first world problem in a long while, in itself, a first world problem?

[The Chosen One]

Is no one having a first world problem in a long while, in itself, a first world problem?

So many first world problems that I haven't had time to post about any of my first world problems.

[weso1]

I didn't know you were black.

You can't tell?

[Metaphysicist]

I found a spider the size of my palm living in my motorbike helmet. I only noticed because the its babies hatched while I was riding to work.

[CyYoung31]

I found a spider the size of my palm living in my motorbike helmet. I only noticed because the its babies hatched while I was riding to work.

I don't know if you're being serious or not, but **** you anyway.

[Metaphysicist]

100% serious. The nice gentleman at the local bike repair shop laughed at me and then clean the whole thing out with an air hose. Still found a couple babies crawling out when I got home.

[Dalyn]

100% serious. The nice gentleman at the local bike repair shop laughed at me and then clean the whole thing out with an air hose. Still found a couple babies crawling out when I got home.

Did you wreck?

[Dalyn]

I don't know if you're being serious or not, but **** you anyway.

I guess I'm never wearing a hat or helmet again.

[The Chosen One]

I guess I'm never wearing a hat or helmet again.

At least when you're in Thailand.

[zitothebrave]

At least when you're in Thailand.

As the saying goes, when in Rome, don't put your pecker in a beehive.

[AerchAngel]

At least when you're in Thailand.

I hope you meant both places <wink>.

[The Chosen One]

My best friend since Kindergarten is now a drug addict and drug dealer in Atlanta and he's asking my family (who looked at him as a member of our family) for favors to store his "luggage" for the night. Keeps harassing my sisters asking for help but I've advised all of my family members to ignore him.

He's claiming he's a member of the Crypts now and I will in no way put my family in jeopardy because of this. He just called me for the first time in weeks and told me to **** off if I can't help him store his luggage.

It sucks seeing this because he's like a brother but he's not the same person anymore. I'm worried because he knows where my family lives in midtown Atlanta and already went there a week ago but he's not allowed to go there anymore and the concierge have been advised to not let him in.

/rant