¿Ask Julio?

[elmonthc]

Also, why did they cancel Legend of tge Seeker?

[Julio3000]

Julio, were you born awesome or has it taken years to become so?

I awesomed myself up by my bootstraps.

[jgriff3029]

If PD and JerryStarke had a conversation on the scout board, whose head would it take place in?

[CyYoung31]

Julio, don't steal all of my momentum while I'm gone. Or else imma delete this thread.

[DjGrizz]

Julio, don't steal all of my momentum while I'm gone. Or else imma delete this thread.

Just post and drive. Prove you're a good multi-tasker!

[BremanFan88]

Julio, can you instruct me on the Douglas?

[Julio3000]

Precisely how deep is "mobb-deep"?

Not just knee deep,
metaphysically deep.

[Julio3000]

Julio, don't steal all of my momentum while I'm gone. Or else imma delete this thread.

Do what you have to do. Ima just tell everybody you deleted all of my non-lame answers anyway.

[Julio3000]

If PD and JerryStarke had a conversation on the scout board, whose head would it take place in?

Trick question. Conversations initiated by said gentleman emanate from another another orifice entirely.

[The Chosen One]

Julio, don't steal all of my momentum while I'm gone. Or else imma delete this thread.

I'd like to see you try.

[Julio3000]

Also, why did they cancel Legend of tge Seeker?

They had doubts if the show's producers even loved Terry Goodkind.

[Julio3000]

Julio, can you instruct me on the Douglas?

Sadly, no, since my understanding is that in order to provide proper instruction in the Dougie, it is a prerequisite for the entirety of *****dom to love me.

However, I observe that, to become proficient at the Douglas,
one would be well-served to cultivate friends like

Spoiler: 

Dan Uggla's:

[Dalyn]

They had doubts if the show's producers even loved Terry Goodkind.

No one loves Terry Goodkind more than Terry Goodkind.

[Dalyn]

Whatever happened to Vladimir Alexandrov?

[CyYoung31]

Are you related to julio205?

[CyYoung31]

I'd like to see you try.

You wouldn't believe what I'm capable of.

[The Chosen One]

Are you related to julio205?

THAT WAS MY NEXT QUESTION.

[Heyward]

Does Heyward love baseball?

[Dalyn]

Why does the world's most powerful computer wear little red sneakers?

[CyYoung31]

Does Heyward love baseball?

I've already answered this. Unless you're talking about yourself.