Graham has walked 5 and struck out 5, while hitting a batter and allowing 9 hits, in 7.2 innings. He has been bad.
Graham has walked 5 and struck out 5, while hitting a batter and allowing 9 hits, in 7.2 innings. He has been bad.
Prikichi (05-05-2015)
Which is odd, because the Twins' brain trust has always been less fastball-centric than most big league organizations. Twins have characteristically valued command over stuff.
I hope Martin continues to do well. I think it's pretty obvious why everyone passed on him and it's largely due to his fastball velocity. I don't know if he stays in the bullpen long term or not, but he's clearly needed there now.
You know what my job is, gents? To rake like a Honduran yard man on meth and catch the ****in' baseball, which I do, most of the time. I put the glove up and if the guy on the mound can't hit it, well, buddy, that's on him. I held up my end of the bargain.
GovClintonTyree (05-05-2015), JohnAdcox (05-05-2015), Prikichi (05-05-2015), UNCBlue012 (05-04-2015)
You're a boss, Tony. And you do rake. That's why your elderly ass is still making more money in six months than your Polack daddy made in 30 years at the GM plant.
Keep swinging that thunder stick and providing that veteran leadership. These pussies wanting defense can suck it. They don't pay for defense. Let some skinny little ****er bounce around and get beat up while you stay pretty.
Last edited by GovClintonTyree; 05-05-2015 at 01:35 AM.
Well, no. But Julio is pretty ****ing literate for a wetback.
By the way, 0-8 in your last two games? If you can't rake like a methed-up Honduran yard man, they're going to make you pay attention to defense.
Nobody gives a **** about -DRS or that framing **** when you rake, Tony. But a week of this and Fredi's going to tell you to come in early and work on blocking and framing. I dont want that **** any more than you do. So find your stroke. You might look in Mrs. Freddie's bed.
Did you even watch the game, bro? I raked the yard like a landscaper with OCD. Just got robbed twice.
Speaking of balls not dropping, if Christy Beth wants to step up and take my spot, he better wait 'til his have.
And FWIW, I would never sleep with a teammate's wife. Not overnight and ****. Nah, really, I wouldn't bang a teammate's wife. I mean, from this point forward, assuming sobriety of both parties and everything, I wouldn't.
GovClintonTyree (05-05-2015)