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    Quote Originally Posted by sturg33 View Post
    Beaches
    Food
    Bagels
    Water
    Blueberries
    Tomatoes
    Dancers
    Schools
    Athletes
    Women
    Colleges (the person who told me this one went to college with me?)
    Weather


    Seriously.
    they missed some stuff, but i'll let it slide.
    clearly we have the best dancers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sturg33 View Post
    Oddly - nothing of the sort. I studied digital video and marketing in college... But now exclusively do Enterprise account management.
    lol wut
    yes, that is very odd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeezus View Post
    lol wut
    yes, that is very odd.
    Yeah - when I realized there was no money in it - I pivoted quickly.

    I got a job offer to work for national geographic to be the cameraman for an outdoor show following fishermen and campers. The job description was something like:

    - Must be in incredible shape
    - Must be able to work in sub-zero temperatures hours per day
    - $22K per year. Nothing else

    I was like... yeah - let me look into something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sturg33 View Post
    This thread - the first few pages - were incredibly stupid. Always leave it to New Jersians to get hyper-sensative about everything.

    I have a bunch of friends from New Jersey and they are the same way. They defend everything about the state and **** on everyone else. Obnoxious bunch of folks...

    I went to school in VA, and my school was about 35% New Jersey people. For such a popular state - people seem to like to get the hell out of there as soon as they turn adult.

    My gf is from NJ too, but she's not as obnoxious as the others.

    In the course of the last few years, I've actually heard New Jersians claim:

    We have the best:

    Beaches
    Food
    Bagels
    Water
    Blueberries
    Tomatoes
    Dancers
    Schools
    Athletes
    Women
    Colleges (the person who told me this one went to college with me?)
    Weather


    Seriously.
    Pretty much all of those things are true. Athletes maybe not though. The south can sure generate some athletes and Texas and Cali are the best primarily cause of size. NJ does a fantastic job of raising a variety of athletes, Baseball players, football players, soccer players, basketball players. You name it.

    Water depends on where you're at, but the best state for water is Maine. I will give them that credit, they've got great water and a ton of it.

    But for sure blueberries, tomatoes, women, weather, and so on so forth.

    People leave NJ because it's not for everyone. My girlfriend fully admits she couldn't cut it in NJ. It's not the easiest place to live, but it's the best.
    Stockholm, more densely populated than NYC - sturg

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    Quote Originally Posted by sturg33 View Post
    Yeah - when I realized there was no money in it - I pivoted quickly.

    I got a job offer to work for national geographic to be the cameraman for an outdoor show following fishermen and campers. The job description was something like:

    - Must be in incredible shape
    - Must be able to work in sub-zero temperatures hours per day
    - $22K per year. Nothing else

    I was like... yeah - let me look into something else.
    lmao that cracks me up

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    Why would anyone believe New Jersey has the best weather?

    THey certainly don't have the best colleges.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilesfan View Post
    Why would anyone believe New Jersey has the best weather?

    THey certainly don't have the best colleges.
    I don't even know colleges in New Jersey. I guess Rutgers

    NJ is fine. I've been a couple times. My first time on the shore though, it was so foggy that I decided not to put sun screen on. That was a weekend killer as I'm certain I got melanoma from that.

    I'm actually going to AC this weekend for a bachelor party. Will be my first time.

    Oh, I forgot - New jersey supposedly has the best drivers too. Yep

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    Quote Originally Posted by sturg33 View Post
    I don't even know colleges in New Jersey. I guess Rutgers

    NJ is fine. I've been a couple times. My first time on the shore though, it was so foggy that I decided not to put sun screen on. That was a weekend killer as I'm certain I got melanoma from that.

    I'm actually going to AC this weekend for a bachelor party. Will be my first time.

    Oh, I forgot - New jersey supposedly has the best drivers too. Yep
    Where are you staying for bachelor party?

    Go to Bare Exposure and talk the bachelor into getting bachelor dance on stage. It is hilarious (and something I would never do). Its BYOB

    A final note: if I was a bachelor,** I would keep it a secret from these women. They are VICIOUS to the men of the hour. It's purportedly all in good fun, but they rip the man's boxers, and whip him furiously with his own belt. Your ass will have a SERIOUS purple welt the next day...not a good look if your fiance is not the understanding type. I think the hatred these girls have for men after working in such a place manifests itself in this act.

    And they make the bachelor sign a waiver. That should be enough of a warning sign.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilesfan View Post
    Where are you staying for bachelor party?

    Go to Bare Exposure and talk the bachelor into getting bachelor dance on stage. It is hilarious (and something I would never do). Its BYOB

    A final note: if I was a bachelor,** I would keep it a secret from these women. They are VICIOUS to the men of the hour. It's purportedly all in good fun, but they rip the man's boxers, and whip him furiously with his own belt. Your ass will have a SERIOUS purple welt the next day...not a good look if your fiance is not the understanding type. I think the hatred these girls have for men after working in such a place manifests itself in this act.

    And they make the bachelor sign a waiver. That should be enough of a warning sign.
    I think we're staying at the Taj... but I could be wrong

    LOL that place sounds intense. Our bachelor's fiance is kind of nuts. But he did say he wanted to go to a strip club - he's never been to one. So that might be our chance. Would be ****ing hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by sturg33 View Post
    I don't even know colleges in New Jersey. I guess Rutgers

    NJ is fine. I've been a couple times. My first time on the shore though, it was so foggy that I decided not to put sun screen on. That was a weekend killer as I'm certain I got melanoma from that.

    I'm actually going to AC this weekend for a bachelor party. Will be my first time.

    Oh, I forgot - New jersey supposedly has the best drivers too. Yep

    I don't believe we have the best weather.
    But other colleges include: Princeton (come on), TCNJ, Seton Hall, etc.
    And I can say the drivers in our surrounding states are TERRIBLE. no idea how to use the left lane, never use signals, insanely slow (not even safely slow; it's borderline dangerous). i think we're the best drivers in this area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sturg33 View Post
    I think we're staying at the Taj... but I could be wrong

    LOL that place sounds intense. Our bachelor's fiance is kind of nuts. But he did say he wanted to go to a strip club - he's never been to one. So that might be our chance. Would be ****ing hilarious
    Its hit or miss on the caliper of girls, but fun to watch these dude get their ass beat. I think its like $20 cover and they charge a couple dollars to store your phone bc you can't take in. We would just bring a couple cases of beer in and laugh.

    That's the only strip club I've ever been to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeezus View Post
    I don't believe we have the best weather.
    But other colleges include: Princeton (come on), TCNJ, Seton Hall, etc.
    And I can say the drivers in our surrounding states are TERRIBLE. no idea how to use the left lane, never use signals, insanely slow (not even safely slow; it's borderline dangerous). i think we're the best drivers in this area.
    It just sounded dumb coming from people who left NJ to come to college in VA.

    A couple of my Jersey friends are great drivers. 2 of them are MISERABLE - really slow and tentative behind the wheel. And he criticizes VA drives for not being able to merge.

    It's not knowing how to merge that's the problem, it's simply too many people trying to get on the same damn road. Traffic is always miserable in NOVA

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilesfan View Post
    Its hit or miss on the caliper of girls, but fun to watch these dude get their ass beat. I think its like $20 cover and they charge a couple dollars to store your phone bc you can't take in. We would just bring a couple cases of beer in and laugh.

    That's the only strip club I've ever been to.
    My first strip club was in new orleans and it was pretty awesome actually...

    Montreal has some awesome ones - probably the best I've been to. Didn't make it when I was in Vegas - got too drunk.

    Went to one in my hometown - Roanoke Virginia - it was pretty disturbing

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    Quote Originally Posted by sturg33 View Post
    My first strip club was in new orleans and it was pretty awesome actually...

    Montreal has some awesome ones - probably the best I've been to. Didn't make it when I was in Vegas - got too drunk.

    Went to one in my hometown - Roanoke Virginia - it was pretty disturbing
    Montreal strip clubs are the best. Girls will do just about anything there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sturg33 View Post
    My first strip club was in new orleans and it was pretty awesome actually...

    Montreal has some awesome ones - probably the best I've been to. Didn't make it when I was in Vegas - got too drunk.

    Went to one in my hometown - Roanoke Virginia - it was pretty disturbing
    Oh, you will def. see a bunch of trashy women (and people) in the club. Its ****ing Jersey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thethe View Post
    Montreal strip clubs are the best. Girls will do just about anything there.
    Yeah. I was visiting one of our offices there - and the guy I was visiting said "We have to go to a gay strip club. It's just something you HAVE to do in Montreal."

    This is a guy who I know has kids with multiple women - don't think he's gay or bi. But the man was ADAMANT about going to a gay strip club. We didn't go - but he IMs me every now and then to remind me we're going next time I'm in town.

    Bizarre

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    Quote Originally Posted by thethe View Post
    Montreal strip clubs are the best. Girls will do just about anything there.
    Except strike out. Strikeouts aren't good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilesfan View Post
    Why would anyone believe New Jersey has the best weather?

    THey certainly don't have the best colleges.
    If you're a 4 seasons kind of person, NJ is great. Only thing that sucks is the like 4 weeks in the summer (spread out between July and August) where it's hot and humid. I don't mind humidity, but when it's 95 and high humidity, that **** sucks. I'm a huge fan of hoodies, and NJ is the perfect place to own one cause from like Feb-May and late Sept-November you're great in them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zitothebrave View Post
    If you're a 4 seasons kind of person, NJ is great. Only thing that sucks is the like 4 weeks in the summer (spread out between July and August) where it's hot and humid. I don't mind humidity, but when it's 95 and high humidity, that **** sucks. I'm a huge fan of hoodies, and NJ is the perfect place to own one cause from like Feb-May and late Sept-November you're great in them.

    I'm from Jersey. I miss the 4 seasons. Hot, Hotter, & Hottest sucks down here in Georgia and Florida. It is May and I'm already dreaming about skiing up north.
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