Meme & Quote Thread

[zitothebrave]

The guy who wished death on the old ladies for going to park weighs in

Man you guys are really living up your nature as memes.

It's so funny.

[sturg33]

I'd try to run away from that embarrassment too

But COVID was so enlightening as to how certain people would have acted.in history.

We got our answer.

Zito is a fat seal boot licking scared little bitch

[zitothebrave]

I'd try to run away from that embarrassment too

But COVID was so enlightening as to how certain people would have acted.in history.

We got our answer.

Zito is a fat seal boot licking scared little bitch

Lol such a funny meme.

[Oklahomahawk]

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

[thethe]

Lol such a funny meme.

Response when he realizes how pathetic he has become.

From Occupy to Bend over

[zitothebrave]

[Garmel]

That would be funny if that actually happened but it didn't. Fake.

[zitothebrave]

That would be funny if that actually happened but it didn't. Fake.

I was watching the hangover, it would have been funny, but it didn't happen.

Anyway like all meme humor, it's founded on truth

https://www.her.ie/health/male-panel...-orgasm-526209

[zitothebrave]

[Jaw]

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."

Oklahomahawk is always doing the Lord's work by trying to bring this thread back around to the light hearted side.

[Oklahomahawk]

Oklahomahawk is always doing the Lord's work by trying to bring this thread back around to the light hearted side.

Thanks, but it doesn't seem to be working out so far. ;)

[57Brave]

[57Brave]

Steve Hofstetter
@SteveHofstetter
·
13h
The difference between Trump and Jim Jones

is that Trump would charge you for the Kool-Aid.

[sturg33]

Has there ever been a human being as obsessed over as trump and liberals?

He is on a god like obsession to them

[57Brave]

" now take my wife ...
please "

[Oklahomahawk]

[nsacpi]

useful refresher course

i liked it better with the sound off

[nsacpi]

Apparently, there is one on organic chemistry too. But only the pervs expose their kids to that one.

[Jaw]

This is great. I bet a Gen Xer had to write it for them though. Because we actually learned how to write.

[Oklahomahawk]

This is great. I bet a Gen Xer had to write it for them though. Because we actually learned how to write.

ROTFL

So, what's the over/under on how it'll be before Zeet comes in to set us straight? I know some here disagree with his politics but he isn't your typical millenial and he takes these jabs personally. ;)