Originally Posted by
Julio3000
The Braves look to blaze a trail back to .500 on 4/20. Julio Teheran tries to get back on track. Fredi trolls the Chop Country faithful with AJP in the lineup. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
LA-LAs
Utley
Seager
Turner
Gonzales
Puig
Grandal
K Dot
Pederson
Stripling
Braves
1. Nick the Stick (RF) - The Greek Freak.
2. (E)rick Aybar (SS) - Swing hard in case you hot it, buddy.
3. Freddie Freeman - 1B - Has Mario Mendoza in his sights.
4. Adonis Garcia - 3B - 6 BB and 0 domestic abuse charges.
5. A.J. Pierzynski -C- Must be a typo.
6. Jelly Johnson - 2B - I don't think you're ready.
7. Jace Peterson - LF - OK, Skipper.
8. Mallex Smith -CF- Do you remember that one dude, many years ago, who mounted a one-man campaign for Esix Snead to make the club? Not that has anything to do with Mallex, I just hope that dude is somewhere, smiling.
9. Julio Teheran -P- Has a great pickoff move.