GDT 8/21/13: Braves (Wood) @ Mets (Niese) 1:10 PM - Dark Wood Rising

[The Chosen One]

Heyward
Simmons
Freeman
Johnson
Laird
Terdoslavich
Birthday Boy
Janish
Wood

[zitothebrave]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your Wood jokes are weak.

[jpx7]

Your Wood jokes are weak.

I'll call them flaccid.

[stpeteirish]

Today's version of the Mets:

CF Lagares
2b Murphy
RF Byrd
LF Brown
1B Satin
SS Turner
#b Flores
C Buck
P NIese

[zitothebrave]

I'll call them flaccid.

I don't want to give him the satisfaction of a penis joke. Since he's almost single-handedly ruined what was once a great institution of borderline jokes. Maybe in the end it was better when Wood was a reliever. His performances were always good and he was in and out in a hurry so we didn't get flooded with bad jokes. Maybe the opposite is true with bad jokes than it is with bad whiskey, it's wise to consume bad jokes in only small quantities.

I still blame SAV, cause when in doubt, blame it on someone else.

[Hawk]

with bad whiskey

Is there really such a thing?!

[bravesnumberone]

Can we just beat the damn Mets already? Let's try not to have a losing record vs. them. They're still the Mets.

[zitothebrave]

Is there really such a thing?!

Someone has never endulged themselves in the wonders of Black Velvet.

Though I'll admit because of the minimum whiskey requirements. Bad Whiskey is not as gut wrenching as bad gin, vodka, or tequila.

[Julio3000]

I don't want to give him the satisfaction of a penis joke. Since he's almost single-handedly ruined what was once a great institution of borderline jokes. Maybe in the end it was better when Wood was a reliever. His performances were always good and he was in and out in a hurry so we didn't get flooded with bad jokes. Maybe the opposite is true with bad jokes than it is with bad whiskey, it's wise to consume bad jokes in only small quantities.

I still blame SAV, cause when in doubt, blame it on someone else.

Don't go off half-cocked.

[NinersSBChamps]

Fredi day game lineup today. Naturally they probably score 8 runs.

[Tapate50]

Mets announcers just butchering Terds name.

[Jay212033]

We have been getting squeezed all day long!

[Braves1976]

We have been getting squeezed all day long!

While true, Laird simply makes good pitches look worse. I know we're spoiled with Mac but it's a night and day difference.

[emk418]

i just don't understand the Braves love affair with Janish. Hopefully he goes down for Elliot.

[sentenza]

i just don't understand the Braves love affair with Janish. Hopefully he goes down for Elliot.

gosselin will go down!
Because he wears No. 30 right now and this number will Johnson get!

[Braves1976]

There's the fly ball we needed in the 7th... Not now though.

[sentenza]

Take the walk, Brian! :-(

[sentenza]

Terry Pendletons sister passed away on monday, that's why he isn't with the team right now!

[Braves1976]

Terry Pendletons sister passed away on monday, that's why he isn't with the team right now!

Sorry to hear that.

[bravesnumberone]

At least Simmons has had a good day hitting.