I was promised vulgarity

[The Chosen One]

I could swear when I the thread title I thought this said "I was promised virginity" and the creator was ZitotheBrave.

[Julio3000]

In the last week, we've seen complaints registered about:

1) The lapse in quality and, er, rise in frequency of Wood jokes.
2) The lack of vulgarity in this subforum—vulgarity which was not only advertised, but actually warned against.

How about a juried contest for the best pee-pee jape, judged every 5th day, on Wood's turn in the rotation? Kill two birds with one dirty stone.