8/24/13 Vs. St. Louis Smugs

[Julio3000]

The 2013 Atlanta Braves: now featuring more Johnsons than a Robert Mapplethorpe exhibit.

LF Jordan "You put your marijuana in my peanut butter!" Schafer. Not Jordan Parraz.
RF Diesel Upton. Not nitty, not gritty.
1B The Fred. Not Ike Davis.
3B Lord BABIP. Not Juan Francisco.
C Brian McCann. Not Stoppable.
SS Andreltron. Not Not Simmons. All your hits . . . will be lost in his glove. Like . . . tears . . . in rain.
CF Weasel Upton. Not himself.
2B Some Johnson. Not really.
P Julio Teheran. The Jive Turkey. Baby Pedro. Don Cartagena. Future Plunking Ace. Not giving a ****.

Redbirds
3B Carpenter
RF Beltran
LF Holliday
1B Craig
C Not Brian McCann.
CF Jay
2B Wong
SS Descalso
P Miller

[The Chosen One]

Dude gets thanks just for starting up a GDT.

Unreal.

[Dalyn]

Dude gets thanks just for starting up a GDT.

Unreal.

Behold the monster you created. Behold and tremble!

[Mrs. Meta]

Dude gets thanks just for starting up a GDT.

Unreal.

Almost to 1,000!

[NinersSBChamps]

I am in a good albeit exhausted mood tonight. Will be around a little bit tonight perhaps. Let us start winning! Go Braves!

[Runnin]

Swing the freaking bat.

[The Chosen One]

Save us Freeman.

Save us.

[Runnin]

Swing the freaking bat.

Thank you.

[mfree80]

Interesting comments by the announcers about last nights ejection.

[Lville21]

Time to get Joey T more starts:

Schafer now 3-31 with 11 K and only 3 BB since coming back from the DL.

[Teheran_49]

Is there any disputing FF is our best hitter? To me consistency is what makes a hitter great and Freeman is the only consistent hitter we have.

[The Chosen One]

One thign that annoys me about Molina, is the way he receives and just flicks the ball back to the pitcher.

McCann is so classic with the setup, receive, and throw back.

[The Chosen One]

Time to get Joey T more starts:

Schafer now 3-31 with 11 K and only 3 BB since coming back from the DL.

Buh Buh Buh Buh Buttttt Schaferrr.

Nevermind.

[The Chosen One]

Now that we have 3 Johnsons, when is Freddy coming up to make the Tri-Fecta. Has there ever been a team with two sets of triplets?

[mfree80]

Both Gattis and Schafer were playing well until an injury forced them out of the lineup. They have both struggled to get going again. That could mean they were fools gold and would have come back to earth soon anyway, or it could mean they need a Spring Training to get ready. Either way, they need to get it going again.

[Runnin]

Interesting comments by the announcers about last nights ejection.

Yeah, sad they have to protect childish behavior from both Justin and the ump.

[The Chosen One]

I really really hate that Carpenter guy.

[The Chosen One]

Yeah, sad they have to protect childish behavior from both Justin and the ump.

Cocaine throwing off their perception of reality.

[mfree80]

Yeah, sad they have to protect childish behavior from both Justin and the ump.

I agree. Justin needs to control his emotions. Umpires, though need to be held to an equally high standard, if not higher. It is their job to keep the game fair.

[jpack1]

Teheran needs to scrap the slider. It is far and away his worst pitch.