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    DEBATE ZINGERS YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR

    Keep them short, so they can be fired off quickly.


    Hillary: Is Donald's mouth moving again? Ya know, every time he moves his lips, either a lie, a threat, or an insult comes out.

    Donald: I used to enjoy a good cigar.
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    Hillary: I was surprised to hear that my opponent's former campaign manager was so invested in the pro-Russian side of Ukrainian politics, since I thought it was a given that Donald would support the Orange Revolution.

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    If Hillary's team can somehow prep her into zinging him with the grab their puss, the debate is over.
    Forever Fredi


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    Quote Originally Posted by Forever Fredi View Post
    If Hillary's team can somehow prep her into zinging him with the grab their puss, the debate is over.
    I was working on that one but couldn't quite bring it home.

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    Trump: "Hillary's grabbed more puss than I ever will."
    thank you weso1!

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    Quote Originally Posted by weso1 View Post
    Trump: "Hillary's grabbed more puss than I ever will."
    Donald: When you're a star, they let you grab the pussy. Am I right, Anderson?

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    Quote Originally Posted by weso1 View Post
    Trump: "Hillary's grabbed more puss than I ever will."
    Think I saw an article where Gennifer Flowers said Bill Clinton told her that about Hillary.

    Trump calling her a lesbian would trigger the WWE music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julio3000 View Post
    Donald: When you're a star, they let you grab the pussy. Am I right, Anderson?
    Hillary: Isn't that part of the orangutan mating ritual?

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    Hillary: Now we know why Donald can't prepare for a debate, too much time wasted trading "war stories" with Roger Ailes. . . but please, Donald, spare us the details.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Runnin View Post
    Hillary: Now we know why Donald can't prepare for a debate, too much time wasted trading "war stories" with Roger Ailes. . . but please, Donald, spare us the details..
    Donald: Monica and Gennifer could have benefitted from that advice. Believe me. Be-lieve me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Runnin View Post
    Hillary: Now we know why Donald can't prepare for a debate, too much time wasted trading "war stories" with Roger Ailes. . . but please, Donald, spare us the details.
    Donald: Yeah, I probably should have just sent him an email and trashed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Runnin View Post
    Hillary: Now we know why Donald can't prepare for a debate, too much time wasted trading "war stories" with Roger Ailes. . . but please, Donald, spare us the details.
    Donald: So is that what the FBI told you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bravesnumberone View Post
    Donald: Yeah, I probably should have just sent him an email and trashed it.
    Hillary: No Donald, you aren't smart enough for that level of planning.

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    There is a kill shot out there if The Donald manages to survive zombie like. It has to do with human trafficking by one of his businesses. Specifically the business of finding 14 and 15 year old girls and trapping them into a life of sexual slavery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Runnin View Post
    Keep them short, so they can be fired off quickly.


    Hillary: Is Donald's mouth moving again? Ya know, every time he moves his lips, either a lie, a threat, or an insult comes out.

    Donald: I used to enjoy a good cigar.
    That Donald line is incredible.. well done

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    How about "America, we've been pulling your leg all year. These two are not your real presidential candidates".
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