MONDAY MINORS FINAL 4/17 ... Some early stats are ... wow.

[Enscheff]

If only we had Kyle Lewis to go with that pitching. Sadly we settled for a Bumgarner/Spahn hybrid at #3.

Anderson is RHed. Spahngarner is obviously Fried.

Anderson is just a Mussina/Teheran hybrid, Musseran, and wasn't good enough to crack this rotation.

[Enscheff]

Yeah but it's clear that Lewis is a Bonds/Griffey hybrid.

You guys are terrible at evaluating prospects. Lewis bats RHed and is a Winfield/Mays hybrid, Mayfield. The Braves will trade Musseran plus Dylan Moore to acquire Mayfield.

He will be paired with Maitan, a Chipper level switch hitter with Machado's defense, Machipper, to form a devastating middle of the order for years to come.

[Enscheff]

No Soroka is the Bumahn.. I think Anderson is more Maddro..

Wrong, Soroka is Maddro. Haven't you SEEN him pitch? He REMINDS me of Pedro stuff with Maddux control....Maddro.

Anderson, I mean Musseran, is trash compared to Maddro and will be traded.

[mqt]

If we don't have a Kershaw/Ryan hybrid I don't even know why we went through a rebuild.

[50PoundHead]

You guys are terrible at evaluating prospects. Lewis bats RHed and is a Winfield/Mays hybrid, Mayfield. The Braves will trade Musseran plus Dylan Moore to acquire Mayfield.

He will be paired with Maitan, a Chipper level switch hitter with Machado's defense, Machipper, to form a devastating middle of the order for years to come.

Or he could be combined with Alex Wood and be Woodchipper.

[Enscheff]

If we don't have a Kershaw/Ryan hybrid I don't even know why we went through a rebuild.

Does Ryshaw throw with either hand?

[chop2chip]

Anderson is RHed. Spahngarner is obviously Fried.

Anderson is just a Mussina/Teheran hybrid, Musseran, and wasn't good enough to crack this rotation.

Musseran curry sounds delicious. Great pick by Coppy!