Welfare Check.

[Enscheff]

Yep. The only thing more southern than welfare is drinking while playing cornhole

I can name quite a few things more "southern" than that...

Poverty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...y_poverty_rate

Obesity
http://www.eatthis.com/most-and-leas...america-ranked

Opioid addictions
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/the-stat...iller-problem/

Smoking
http://www.gallup.com/poll/167771/sm...-kentucky.aspx

Teen pregnancy
https://www.hhs.gov/ash/oah/adolesce...nds/index.html

Basically, everything that sucks could be considered "southern". The next time y'all get an itch to secede, I say good riddance. Afterwards, you can erect all the Confederate monuments you hillbillies want.

[Garmel]

I can name quite a few things more "southern" than that...

Poverty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...y_poverty_rate

Obesity
http://www.eatthis.com/most-and-leas...america-ranked

Opioid addictions
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/the-stat...iller-problem/

Smoking
http://www.gallup.com/poll/167771/sm...-kentucky.aspx

Teen pregnancy
https://www.hhs.gov/ash/oah/adolesce...nds/index.html

Basically, everything that sucks could be considered "southern". The next time y'all get an itch to secede, I say good riddance. Afterwards, you can erect all the Confederate monuments you hillbillies want.

LOL! Most of that backs up what I just said above. I really feel sorry for you. Must be awful to live with so much hate in your heart all of the time.

[NinersSBChamps]

I am sure both of those guys are fine. Did we ever hear what was going on with thethe during his absence?

[bravesfanMatt]

I am sure both of those guys are fine. Did we ever hear what was going on with thethe during his absence?

this.. this needs to be its own thread.

[The Chosen One]

this.. this needs to be its own thread.

I secretly was in negotiations with thethe behind the scenes for months trying to broker a deal to convince him to come back. If you guys had only known the real story behind all of that, it would make for an emmy award winning 60 Minutes investigative journalism piece. I'd parallel it to our Braves scouts hiding in the outfield for Jason Heyward's games in high school to make other teams think he wasn't worth scouting if the hometeam wasn't even there watching.