ZitotheBrave

[Blumpkin]

Is a fat, bloated, coagulated gravy, overweight lump of petrified horse ****

[The Chosen One]

This isn't who I think it is, is it?

[Blumpkin]

That depends, do you think I am a chink Tennis Player?

[The Chosen One]

That depends, do you think I am a chink Tennis Player?

[The Chosen One]

What took you so long, and how did you find this place?

I sent an e-mail to your old old old e-mail I had. IDK if you even checked it anymore.

<3 Missed You. Hope you don't go on hiatus again after you lose an avatar bet.

[The Chosen One]

I think the Patriots avatar pretty much gives you up.

[Blumpkin]

I went over to the BBQ to call Zito a fat **** and nobody had posted there in like 2 months. So I PM'd AA and he said everyone went to a new board(didn't tell me where). I just googled zitos screen name. After navigating my way through all the overeaters anonymous and beastiality websites, I found him here

[weso1]

What took you so long, and how did you find this place?

Brule got bored and figured now was a good time to come up with this persona.

[Gary82]

Is a fat, bloated, coagulated gravy, overweight lump of petrified horse ****

Coagulated Gravy sounds like a Les Claypool album.

[CyYoung31]

Why am I so much better than everyone here?

[weso1]

Why am I so much better than everyone here?

Because you're a hall of fame pitcher?

[Blumpkin]

Why am I so much better than everyone here?

We all suck, you just tend to tickle life's balls while fingering his ass

[zitothebrave]

[The Chosen One]

Gonna have to give that post a huge thumbs down Zeets. After all the name calling he did to you, your best comeback are pictures?

[zitothebrave]

I don't really have to say anything. I didn't idolize a player who is in jail for multiple homicides.

[Gary82]

Gonna have to give that post a huge thumbs down Zeets. After all the name calling he did to you, your best comeback are pictures?

Original content pictures would have been acceptable.

[weso1]

I don't usually complain about spelling, but... damn.

[Gary82]

I don't usually complain about spelling, but... damn.

I BEFORE E, MOTHER ****ER.

[Gary82]

We all suck, you just tend to tickle life's balls while fingering his ass

I....I mean Life appreciates the extra effort.

[Blumpkin]

Gary do you play guitar still? I met Joe Bonamassa about 6 months ago and actually hung out with him for a while. Guy is brilliant(pretty cool as well)