Firewood Catfish! Now THERE'S a nickname a Southerner can get behind. Then we can start calling him FireCat for short.

Seriously, everyone needs to cool the hell down over this Acuna ranking crap. This whole time, I was more inclined to put him in the Christian Yelich category, which ain't bad. He was not at as high a level at age 19, but he wasn't drafted until 18, after all. In bigs at age 21, skipping AAA.