Screw that!
Acuna - 8 WAR
Ozzie - 7 WAR
Swanson - 5 WAR
Freddie - 8 WAR
Ender - 6 WAR
Matt Kemp - 1 WAR
Adonis Garcia - 4 WAR
Johan Camargo - 4 WAR
Julio's ERA will not surpass 2.50 all season
Folty emerges as a stud and they start calling Bob Gibson a "poor man's Folty"
Gohara becomes the next Randy Johnson, except slightly better
Max Fried becomes the next Tom Glavine, except wayyyyy better
Newcomb has a good, but unspectacular season with a 2.65 ERA and only 200 strikeouts
Minter, Ramirez, Viz, and Lindgren form a top 3 bullpen in baseball.
Final record prediction - We break the Mariner's 2001 record of 116 games, winning 118.