GDT: 3/29/18 - Atlanta Braves vs. Philthies (ITS OPENING DAYYYYY)

[thewupk]

Braves sign Acuna to contract extension and have called him up. He is starting in RF after Neck was traded to the O's for a bag of chips

Ed. Note: The bogus crap starts early. Be not fooled! The Braves would insist on Boog Powell ribs.

boo this man

[nsacpi]

expecting a yuge game from Flaherty

[salmagundy]

ccording to Bowman

Mark Bowman
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@mlbbowman
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The Braves announced their Opening Day roster. No late changes. sThey're going with three catchers. Lane Adams, Shane Carle and Rex Brothers are all on the roster.

[bravesfanforlife88]

You sir need to be banned. I thought I was reading something real until I got to the neck was traded.

I threw that part in so no one took it serious

[UNCBlue012]

Markakis hitting cleanup is hilarious -- still.

[The Chosen One]

Can someone fill me in on who Flaherty and Preston Tucker are? I have only seen one ST game this year.

[msstate7]

Can someone fill me in on who Flaherty and Preston Tucker are? I have only seen one ST game this year.

Thunder and lightning

[Southcack77]

Can someone fill me in on who Flaherty and Preston Tucker are? I have only seen one ST game this year.

You know Maris and Mantle?

Nothing like them.

[The Chosen One]

So are we giving up on Rio at 3rd? I have no idea.

[nsacpi]

You know Maris and Mantle?

Nothing like them.

Ruth and Gehrig is more like it.

[nsacpi]

So are we giving up on Rio at 3rd? I have no idea.

Managing his service time.

[AerchAngel]

Need more YNOT players.

Thanks!

[GovClintonTyree]

Y'know, setting the competence of former decision makers aside, we had an almost unfathomable run of bad luck during the first part of this decade. If it's true that these things even out over the long run, I'd say this franchise is way overdue for a run of spectacular good luck.

Go Braves!

[jpx7]

Y'know, setting the competence of former decision makers aside, we had an almost unfathomable run of bad luck during the first part of this decade. If it's true that these things even out over the long run, I'd say this franchise is way overdue for a run of spectacular good luck.

Go Braves!

I think we still have another year or two paying off our 1990s luck debt.

[thewupk]

Y'know, setting the competence of former decision makers aside, we had an almost unfathomable run of bad luck during the first part of this decade. If it's true that these things even out over the long run, I'd say this franchise is way overdue for a run of spectacular good luck.

Go Braves!

I hope you are right. There is only so much of pitchers arms exploding and our best player getting hit in the face that I can handle.

[nsacpi]

ccording to Bowman

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The Braves announced their Opening Day roster. No late changes. sThey're going with three catchers. Lane Adams, Shane Carle and Rex Brothers are all on the roster.

Lane, Shane and Rex are talismanic names. I think AA has uncovered the latest market inefficiency.

[nsacpi]

Small roster construction nitpick. On opening day we have not a single left handed bat on the bench.

I guess Tucker will be the main lefty bench bat when Acuna is called up.

[jpx7]

expecting a yuge game from Flaherty

If you say it twice, are you likely to be twice as right, or does it operate on jinx grammar?

Asking for a yuge reason.

[Tapate50]

ccording to Bowman

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The Braves announced their Opening Day roster. No late changes. sThey're going with three catchers. Lane Adams, Shane Carle and Rex Brothers are all on the roster.

Gross.

[GovClintonTyree]

Lane, Shane and Rex are talismanic names. I think AA has uncovered the latest market inefficiency.

Talmudic, you say?