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    Happy 4th of July, Chop Country!!

    We are so fortunate to live in the world's greatest country.

    We have freedom of speech, the press, the right to bear arms, the right to assemble, and the right to protest anything we so desire. Everyone is protected equally under the law, no matter their race, creed, sex, sexual orientation, financial situation, or religion.

    From the gilded island of Manhattan to the gilded nabes of Hollywood, this land has produced more than any other. We are the world's largest economy, bursting at the seams with industry and agriculture- with pomp and pageantry.

    We won both World Wars and went to the moon. We have more aircraft carriers than the rest of the world combined. We are soon to have a SPACE FORCE.

    Las Vegas, Los Angeles, New York City, Chicago, Miami, Charlotte, New Orleans, Nashville, Boston, Philly, Detroit, Atlanta, Kansas City, Omaha, Des Moines, San Diego, San Francisco, and Seattle.

    Pornography, television, movies, cars, the internet, flight, rubber, steel, oil, natural gas, Wall Street, stock exchanges, and hedge funds.

    Apple pie, hot dogs, hamburgers, McDonald's, Coca-Cola, M&M's, Skittles, Reese's, and fast food.

    NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, NASCAR, MLS, and the NCAA.

    Democrats, Republicans, Supreme Court, White House, Senate, House of Representatives, and K Street.

    Bridges, tunnels, aqueducts, skyscrapers, monuments, Mount Rushmore, the Statue of Liberty, the Pentagon, the Chrysler Building, the Empire State Building, and the World Trade Center.

    Grand Canyon, Black Hills, Great Smoky Mountains, Space coast, Gulf coast, Adirondacks, Rocky Mountains, redwood trees, Death Valley, Mississippi River, and the Shenandoah Valley.

    Rockefeller, Vanderbilt, Astor, Purdue, Stanford, Duke, Kaiser, Bloomberg, Hefner, Kroc, Gates, Zuckerburg, Walton family, and Buffett.

    Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, Shaquille O'Neal, Madonna, Elvis Presley, Bing Crosby, Marilyn Monroe, Tina Turner, Johnny Cash, Rock and roll, bluegrass, country, hip hop, and R&B.

    Pharmaceuticals out the ass. Health insurance. Obamacare. Chik-Fil-A. Credit cards. Advanced checking. Quicken Loans. Truck stops.

    The world's greatest laboratory: the most churches and most snake handlers and the single largest porn and stripper market in the world.

    American Pie, Jackass, Cool Hand Luke, Easy Rider, The Godfather, Star Wars, Scarface, Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, Jurassic Park, and The Wild Bunch.

    Disneyworld. Disneyland. Sea World. Six Flags. San Diego Zoo.

    More immigrants than anyone else every year.

    This is America. Here's To The Stars And Stripes.


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