Random thoughts

[weso1]

This is a thread for random thoughts that pop into your head on a given day. I'll get us started:

Yesterday I was thinking how different things would be for humans if we pooped as much as birds poop. We'd have to have bathrooms everywhere. Our water bills would be much higher. It would be acceptable for people to be late to things, because they'd always have to stop by a bathroom. Sports would be completely different. I mean there would be constant pooping on the field or the court. We'd have to have toilets in cars.

I think in the end we'd just have to accept people crapping all over the place and stop using bathrooms altogether.

[Hawk]

If I was a (hot) woman I'd be ****ing everything that walked.

[zitothebrave]

If I was a (hot) woman I'd be ****ing everything that walked.

Then you'd be losing your value. Hot chicks bang less for higher reward.

[Bj1133]

Would anyone notice if you didn't pay your bill at Cracker Barrel? You pay in a totally separate room from where you eat, and the cashiers have no idea if someone in your group already paid or not.

[Dalyn]

Would anyone notice if you didn't pay your bill at Cracker Barrel? You pay in a totally separate room from where you eat, and the cashiers have no idea if someone in your group already paid or not.

They never seem to notice. No.

[Hawk]

Then you'd be losing your value. Hot chicks bang less for higher reward.

This is the great modern tragedy.

[Dalyn]

If we walked on our hands and had teeth in our ass, would I still be an asshole?

[Dalyn]

If I wrote a story about an incestuous vampire I would call it I Want To **** My Blood.

[zitothebrave]

This is the great modern tragedy.

Indeed. But it makes scoring a TD all the much more enjoyable.

[Runnin]

Then you'd be losing your value. Hot chicks bang less for higher reward.

Bwahaha. I don't even know where to begin.

[Runnin]

Some of these crime/cop shows are beyond ridiculous.

That family in Hostages would just call the police and get it over with. No way that goes on for weeks in real life.

The FBI in The Blacklist is a fantasy. No way they'd allow a fugitive to order them around, list or no.

The Following??? One of the dumbest shows ever.

CSI NY. Way too cheerful of a staff of people who look at blood everyday. Sela Ward's character is completely unbelievable. They need a few more jerks.

Hannibal??? Anthony Hopkins should sue that show for defamation of character.

Southland, one of the few good ones cancelled. These people are clueless.

[CyYoung31]

Are Jews the problem?

[Dalyn]

I bet he's a Martin Luther fan.

[jpx7]

Fredi G. Faithful makes an interesting rap sobriquet.

[Dalyn]

jpx7 is right. And cool.

This would be 'better' if coming here actually made one spew unfiltered thoughts.

[Dalyn]

The local Five Guys has one of these -




It kicks so much ass. I want one beside my desk.

[Julio3000]

Fredi G. Faithful makes an interesting rap sobriquet.

Or the offspring of Warren G and Marianne Faithfull.

[jpx7]

Or the offspring of Warren G and Marianne Faithfull.

This sounds like a societal pursuit in need of prioritization.

I know you're reading this Obama, so: I don't care how many drones it takes, make this coupling happen.

[CyYoung31]

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Not Zito.

[weso1]

I purposely hide the good candy at the bottom of the Halloween candy bowl. The smart kids dig for the best candy. The dumb ones take from the top. It's a good way to determine which kids in my neighborhood will make it in life.