This is a thread for random thoughts that pop into your head on a given day. I'll get us started:

Yesterday I was thinking how different things would be for humans if we pooped as much as birds poop. We'd have to have bathrooms everywhere. Our water bills would be much higher. It would be acceptable for people to be late to things, because they'd always have to stop by a bathroom. Sports would be completely different. I mean there would be constant pooping on the field or the court. We'd have to have toilets in cars.

I think in the end we'd just have to accept people crapping all over the place and stop using bathrooms altogether.