Random thoughts

[weso1]

This is a thread for random thoughts that pop into your head on a given day. I'll get us started:

Yesterday I was thinking how different things would be for humans if we pooped as much as birds poop. We'd have to have bathrooms everywhere. Our water bills would be much higher. It would be acceptable for people to be late to things, because they'd always have to stop by a bathroom. Sports would be completely different. I mean there would be constant pooping on the field or the court. We'd have to have toilets in cars.

I think in the end we'd just have to accept people crapping all over the place and stop using bathrooms altogether.

[Hawk]

If I was a (hot) woman I'd be ****ing everything that walked.

[zitothebrave]

If I was a (hot) woman I'd be ****ing everything that walked.

Then you'd be losing your value. Hot chicks bang less for higher reward.

[Bj1133]

Would anyone notice if you didn't pay your bill at Cracker Barrel? You pay in a totally separate room from where you eat, and the cashiers have no idea if someone in your group already paid or not.

[Hawk]

Then you'd be losing your value. Hot chicks bang less for higher reward.

This is the great modern tragedy.

[Dalyn]

Would anyone notice if you didn't pay your bill at Cracker Barrel? You pay in a totally separate room from where you eat, and the cashiers have no idea if someone in your group already paid or not.

They never seem to notice. No.

[Dalyn]

If we walked on our hands and had teeth in our ass, would I still be an asshole?

[Dalyn]

If I wrote a story about an incestuous vampire I would call it I Want To **** My Blood.

[zitothebrave]

This is the great modern tragedy.

Indeed. But it makes scoring a TD all the much more enjoyable.

[CyYoung31]

Are Jews the problem?

[Dalyn]

I bet he's a Martin Luther fan.

[jpx7]

Fredi G. Faithful makes an interesting rap sobriquet.

[Dalyn]

jpx7 is right. And cool.

This would be 'better' if coming here actually made one spew unfiltered thoughts.

[Dalyn]

The local Five Guys has one of these -




It kicks so much ass. I want one beside my desk.

[Julio3000]

Fredi G. Faithful makes an interesting rap sobriquet.

Or the offspring of Warren G and Marianne Faithfull.

[BlackwaterPark]

Overrated

The local Five Guys has one of these -




It kicks so much ass. I want one beside my desk.

[Dalyn]

Overrated

No.

[weso1]

I'd like to install one of those automatic car washer dryers on my bathroom ceiling. That way I wouldn't have to use a towel to dry off. I'm not sure how that would feel on my giblets though. Probably pretty nice actually.

[Bj1133]

Overrated

You're crazy. Love those things

[jpx7]

Or the offspring of Warren G and Marianne Faithfull.

This sounds like a societal pursuit in need of prioritization.

I know you're reading this Obama, so: I don't care how many drones it takes, make this coupling happen.