Don't Clinch Your Buttocks During a Traffic Stop

[sturg33]

http://www.kob.com/article/stories/s...l#.Unk5k3C-2uJ




1. Eckert's abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.

2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert's anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

4. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

5. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a second time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

6. Doctors penetrated Eckert's anus to insert an enema a third time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.

7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.

8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert's anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines. No narcotics were found.

Throughout this ordeal, Eckert protested and never gave doctors at the Gila Regional Medical Center consent to perform any of these medical procedures.

[weso1]

I for one feel bad for the doctors.

[Dalyn]

What a sh*tty situation.

[Julio3000]

I hope the, er, probe of this situation is as uncomfortable for those involved as the incident was for the victim.

[Dalyn]

I hope the, er, probe of this situation is as uncomfortable for those involved as the incident was for the victim.

Agreed. Officials need to be incredibly anal with any and all probes.

[50PoundHead]

I wouldn't put up with that crap. I'd tell them to blow it out their a**!

Rectum? Damn near Killed him!

Did they find piles of evidence or evidence of piles?

I can keep going if you'd like.

[Dalyn]

Isn't there also a law against blowing through a stop sign on the Hershey highway?

[The Chosen One]

Reading that article, I couldn't get past the 3rd item on the list without laughing in the office.

That's just unreal. LOL he let them sedate him. Poor guy.

Best part of the article is reading "No Narcotics were found." (x7)

[The Chosen One]

The lesson learned here, is cops are very protective of their Wal-Marts. They don't want anybody doing any suspicious activity in their stomping grounds.

[The Chosen One]

Interested to see if the Republicans will spin this as Obamacare "overreach". This type of thing fits right in nicely with the death panels.

Spoiler: 

That is of course a joke.

[Julio3000]

Reading that article, I couldn't get past the 3rd item on the list without laughing out the orifice.

How I read this.

[weso1]

Interested to see if the Republicans will spin this as Obamacare "overreach". This type of thing fits right in nicely with the death panels.

Spoiler: 

That is of course a joke.

Actually I think all of this was covered under Obamacare, so that's good news.

[jpx7]

Jokes aside, this is incredibly ****ed up.

[sturg33]

Jokes aside, this is incredibly ****ed up.

Nah. All cops are heroes.

[The Chosen One]

Nah. All cops are heroes.

But gilesfan said...

[sturg33]

But gilesfan said...

Oh true - I better run away cause he will beat me up

[Dalyn]

[weso1]

Actually I think all of this was covered under Obamacare, so that's good news.

Nope... he was billed six grand. Another Obamacare failure.

[sturg33]

I do hope everyone involved gets charged with sexual assault