Whatever happened to Kulpa-bility?
The batter, the pitcher, a very low strike-three?
How did I get to living here?
Somebody tell me please!
This ump’s calls are confusing me.
With umpires as mean as you’ve ever seen
Knowing the robots will replace them soon.
Then a loud voice from your bench bellows,
“Are you effing blind, you goon?”
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
It’s a strike, it’s a ball, “I can do anything, I want to.”
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
Ball’s high, ball’s low, “I can do anything, I want to.”
Everywhere you look.
When you’re lost out there, with no sense of the zone,
An asshole is standing, calling*whatever at home.
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.
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