BJ Upton. Highest paid pinch runner in the history of baseball OR the Braves could convert Markakis to a pitcher. The Braves really wanted to draft Markakis the year he was drafted, but they wanted to draft him as a pitcher and not as an OF.
I'm totally kidding. I just don't see this as a match-up unless the Braves were to flip Markakis in a subsequent transaction.